tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post337514519907727777..comments2024-03-15T19:47:04.133-04:00Comments on Being Ron: Two Mortifying StoriesRonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-9377793057474059132013-07-07T14:48:45.965-04:002013-07-07T14:48:45.965-04:00Hey there Rob~
"Bird poop! Walking into the ...Hey there Rob~<br /><br />"Bird poop! Walking into the ladies' room! You live an exciting life, Ron."<br /><br />HAHAHHAHHAHA! Yes, don't I live the most EXCITING life????<br /><br />"I was walking with a friend in the Central Park Zoo a few years back when she felt this thump on her shoulder. It seems she was similarly anointed! A very kind lady gave my friend a baby wipe so she could purge the poop!"<br /><br />Oh, how FUNNY!!! What is is about Center Park and bird poop????<br /><br />"So the moral of the story is keep watching the skies, but for crissakes, look where you're going!"<br /><br />Bwhahahahahahhaha! Will do, buddy. Will do!<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, Rob. Have a grrrrrreat weekend!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-88415760564257966732013-07-07T14:48:44.956-04:002013-07-07T14:48:44.956-04:00Bird poop! Walking into the ladies' room! You ...Bird poop! Walking into the ladies' room! You live an exciting life, Ron. <br /><br />I was walking with a friend in the Central Park Zoo a few years back when she felt this thump on her shoulder. It seems she was similarly anointed! A very kind lady gave my friend a baby wipe so she could purge the poop!<br /><br />So the moral of the story is keep watching the skies, but for crissakes, look where you're going! <br /><br />Have a great weekend, buddy!Rob Lenihannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-51460323577654392042013-07-07T14:48:43.969-04:002013-07-07T14:48:43.969-04:00Good morning Valerie~
"You mean.... it's...Good morning Valerie~<br /><br />"You mean.... it's not true...?"<br /><br />Well, in MY experience....no. I once dated someone who was very tall and had HUGE feet. And lets just say...."The penis didn't quite match."<br /><br />Bwhahahahahahahhaha!<br /><br />"Ron. I once received a dollop of bird poo ... right in my hair. I nearly died. I couldn't WAIT to get it washed out. Ugh! But be careful of taking Rob's advice about watching the skies.... that way you 'get it in the eye'.... haha."<br /><br />I know exactly how you felt because I was PANICKED to get the bird poo off my coat. Yeah, and Rob is right...I need to pay closer attention to the skies :)<br /><br />"The tale of using the ladies loo was hilarious. I imagine the lavatory attendant had something to talk about for ages. I bet she boasted a bit, as well....whaaaa."<br /><br /><br /><br />There actually was no lavatory attendant in the restroom. It was just me and the lady. And OMG...we LAUGHED!!!<br /><br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, dear lady. Have a super weekend!<br /><br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-66150361423177247922013-07-07T14:48:42.955-04:002013-07-07T14:48:42.955-04:00'*yeah, and if you believe that, you also beli...'*yeah, and if you believe that, you also believe the superstition that men with big feet have bigger penises'<br /><br />You mean.... it's not true...?<br /><br />Had a giggle at both these stories, Ron. I once received a dollop of bird poo ... right in my hair. I nearly died. I couldn't WAIT to get it washed out. Ugh! But be careful of taking Rob's advice about watching the skies.... that way you 'get it in the eye'.... haha. <br /><br />The tale of using the ladies loo was hilarious. I imagine the lavatory attendant had something to talk about for ages. I bet she boasted a bit, as well....whaaaa.<br /><br />Hope you have an enjoyable weekend, my friend.Valerienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-86498041493555710112013-07-07T14:48:41.963-04:002013-07-07T14:48:41.963-04:00Gooood morning Bijoux~
".....the only time I...Gooood morning Bijoux~<br /><br />".....the only time I've been hit by a bird was in NYC, so probably a pigeon, which makes it even worse."<br /><br />Yes, what is it about NYC and being hit with bird poop? Especially in Central Park where the statues are COVERED in it - HA!<br /><br />"Yesterday I was peeing in a dept store restroom and I heard the door open and a man's voice yell, "housekeeping!" I was stunned for a moment, and then I said, "I'm in here......I mean, someone's in here!" I thought only women janitors cleaned women's restrooms, at least during the day! Uncomfortable!"<br /><br /><br /><br />Yes, I don't blame you because I would have been uncomfortable myself. I mean I can see a man cleaning the restrooms at night, but not during the day.<br /><br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, my friend. And thanks for sharing your stories!<br /><br /><br />Have a super weekend......XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-7893710697757044462013-07-07T14:48:40.961-04:002013-07-07T14:48:40.961-04:00Hey there V Girl~
"okay on the big feet, if ...Hey there V Girl~<br /><br />"okay on the big feet, if you say so, but um.. never mind."<br /><br />Bwhahahahahahahahha! <br /><br />When you have time, read my response to Valerie's comment because I explain why I feel this way :)<br /><br />"i would have to burn whatever i'm wearing or at least take it off. darn birds. i get mad when they poop on my car. i want to run a poop sample, find the bird, the pluck its wings."<br /><br />OMG, you should have seen me. The second I got home, I washed my coat in the laundry room. And yes, when I was still driving and had a car, I felt the same way. Because bird poop is very damaging to car paint.<br /><br />". man i would have love to have seen that woman's face and yours. but eh, a hole is a hole is a hole. well almost. ;)"<br /><br /><br /><br />Bwahahahahhahahahaha! Val...you CRACK ME UP!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />Luckily for me, she had a sense of humor.<br /><br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, girl. Have a terrific weekend!<br /><br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-10250202351781391312013-07-07T14:48:39.965-04:002013-07-07T14:48:39.965-04:00okay on the big feet, if you say so, but um.. neve...okay on the big feet, if you say so, but um.. never mind. <br /><br /><br />ha and ewwwww. bird poop on your sleeve. i would have to burn whatever i'm wearing or at least take it off. darn birds. i get mad when they poop on my car. i want to run a poop sample, find the bird, the pluck its wings. <br /><br /><br />hahahhahaha. on the mix up in the bathroom. man i would have love to have seen that woman's face and yours. but eh, a hole is a hole is a hole. well almost. ;)ladyVnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-16450682810031045442013-07-07T14:48:38.945-04:002013-07-07T14:48:38.945-04:00Hiya Suzi~
Yes, I was so happy that she had a gr...Hiya Suzi~<br /><br /><br />Yes, I was so happy that she had a great sense of humor about it. But you should have seen how FAST I ran out of that restroom!!!<br /><br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, my friend. Have a wonderful weekend!<br /><br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-24440734017761403532013-07-07T14:48:37.948-04:002013-07-07T14:48:37.948-04:00Love it! At least the elderly lady had a great sen...Love it! At least the elderly lady had a great sense of humor!SuziCatenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-65471147451650012422013-07-07T14:48:36.945-04:002013-07-07T14:48:36.945-04:00Hey the Lady Nitebyrd~
"Thank the Goddess th...Hey the Lady Nitebyrd~<br /><br />"Thank the Goddess that the woman was chill about you in the ladies room. If you had some psycho bitch in there, you would have had way more shit to worry about then what was on your sleeve! LOL"<br /><br />HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are sooooooooo right! The two of us were both so startled by my mistake, that all we could do is laugh about it.<br /><br />"I used a men's room once, 'cause - no line - but got trapped in the stall when a guy came in and proceeded to do his weekly grooming at the mirror! I wasn't taking any chances on coming out. ;)"<br /><br /><br /><br />OH MY GOD....how HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, Sis! Have a super weekend!<br /><br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-43250082967194892162013-07-07T14:48:35.932-04:002013-07-07T14:48:35.932-04:00Bonjour Barb~
""Excusez-moi" or is...Bonjour Barb~<br /><br />""Excusez-moi" or is our French running off on you since this past years?( Or else you have the hots for a French guy :) )."<br /><br />HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I'm absolutely SURE I didn't pronounce it correctly when I said it. I probably said 'Excsuz em wha"<br /><br />"You had such luck to fall on a woman with a good sense of humor! Like Nyte bird said, it could have been a psycho!! It was not and you had one good hearty laugh!!"<br /><br />Exactly. But she was a very sweet lady, who was equally as shocked as I was, so we both had to laugh through our uncomfortablness. It felt like I was in an "I Love Lucy" episode!<br /><br />"My darling, it looks like you were the chosen one. I got partially bombed at a bus stop last Fall... some in my hair!"<br /><br />Love it, Barb....the CHOSEN ONE!!!!!<br /><br />"There is really no advance notice; lets look at this as "bad bird karma flying around".... Live and let live"<br /><br />Bwhahahahahhahaha! You said it!<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, my friend. Have a wonderful weekend!<br /><br />X to you and D!<br /><br />"The Bird Man Of Alcatraz"Ronhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-80269160684415978052013-07-07T14:48:34.936-04:002013-07-07T14:48:34.936-04:00Hi Ronnie,
"Excusez-moi" or is our Frenc...Hi Ronnie,<br />"Excusez-moi" or is our French running off on you since this past years?( Or else you have the hots for a French guy :) ).<br />You had such luck to fall on a woman with a good sense of humor! Like Nyte bird said, it could have been a psycho!! It was not and you had one good hearty laugh!!<br />My darling, it looks like you were the chosen one. I got partially bombed at a bus stop last Fall... some in my hair! <br />There is really no advance notice; lets look at this as "bad bird karma flying around".... Live and let live<br />Hugs to ya &Happy weekend, babe! xoxobarbj92noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-37662502329929953052013-07-07T14:48:33.932-04:002013-07-07T14:48:33.932-04:00Hola Denise~
" I just about fell off my chai...Hola Denise~<br /><br />" I just about fell off my chair with your reference to the size of a mans feet and his penis. And yes, the two are not always the same, are they?"<br /><br />I my experience? Noooooooooooo way! HAHAHAHAHHA!<br /><br />"I once used a men's restroom, but only because the women's room was out of order and I had to go bad. But I had someone watch the door, so they could alert any man coming into the restroom to wait."<br /><br />Yes, that's happened to me before too. And luckily the door had a lock, so I just locked it. And THANK GOD no women came to use the restroom while I was using it :)<br /><br />Thanks so much for stopping by, girl. Have a wonderful weekend too!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-17052062874621927162013-07-07T14:48:32.931-04:002013-07-07T14:48:32.931-04:00Ron, once again you had me laughing my butt off at...Ron, once again you had me laughing my butt off at work this morning! I just about fell off my chair with your reference to the size of a mans feet and his penis. And yes, the two are not always the same, are they?<br /><br /><br />Gratefully, I've never had a bird drop poo on me, but have a girlfriend who has and it was while walking through a park.<br /><br /><br />I once used a men's restroom, but only because the women's room was out of order and I had to go bad. But I had someone watch the door, so they could alert any man coming into the restroom to wait.<br /><br /><br />Have a wonderful weekend, Ron.Denisenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-79553197214515031742013-07-07T14:48:31.932-04:002013-07-07T14:48:31.932-04:00Gooooooooood morning Dave~
"It would have be...Gooooooooood morning Dave~<br /><br />"It would have been great if you peed on the bird that shit on your sleeve."<br /><br />Oh boy....that would have been GREAT!!!!!<br /><br />" After those birds flew by she looked as if she were the poster child for waste management. All you could hear for 20 seconds were geese honking and bird farts and the poop splattering all over this woman. I guess she will remember here son's graduation for sometime."<br /><br />Bwhahhahahahahaha! I'm rolling on the floor dying of laughter!!! Dave, you are truly HILARIOUS!!!!<br /><br />" Opened the stall door and saw all the girls just looking at me with venom in their eyes. I just look back and said " wow do smell that?" They then looked at each other and did not know what to make of it. I then said that I was a Glade salesman and would they like to purchase a can."<br /><br /><br /><br />Bwhahahahahahahahhaha! Stop! Stop! You're KILLING ME, man!!!<br /><br /><br />Thanks so much for stopping by and sharing your brilliant wit, my friend. I'll be thinking of you the next time I see a can Glade :)<br /><br /><br />Have a wonderful weekend, buddy!<br /><br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-91528094134274496102013-07-07T14:48:30.936-04:002013-07-07T14:48:30.936-04:00It would have been great if you peed on the bird t...It would have been great if you peed on the bird that shit on your sleeve. I have not had the wonderful experience of a bird defecating on me but I do remember once during an outside graduation ceremony about 7 years ago when a flock of Canadian Geese flew overhead and let go on some poor old woman all dressed up with a wide brim hat and silk scarf. After those birds flew by she looked as if she were the poster child for waste management. All you could hear for 20 seconds were geese honking and bird farts and the poop splattering all over this woman. I guess she will remember here son's graduation for sometime.<br />I have, though. gone into a ladies restroom to relieve myself. As I sat there in all my glory with my ass tooting the star spangle banner, I was oblivious to the fact that I was entertaining a bunch of women. The smell was needless to say not a bed of roses. When I finished I let out a sigh that only comes with a terrific dump. Opened the stall door and saw all the girls just looking at me with venom in their eyes. I just look back and said " wow do smell that?" They then looked at each other and did not know what to make of it. I then said that I was a Glade salesman and would they like to purchase a can.<br /><br /><br />STINKYDavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-12419388315431282602013-07-07T14:48:29.928-04:002013-07-07T14:48:29.928-04:00Hiya Matt~
" Both times I kept wondering why...Hiya Matt~<br /><br />" Both times I kept wondering why there were no urinals in the restroom!"<br /><br />You know, I thought the EXACT same thing, but then thought that maybe they were both unisex restrooms?!?!? When I came out, I looked at the door and discovered is WAS the ladies room, but never even noticed it - HA!<br /><br />"Never had a bird poop on me, nor do I ever want it to happen. Whether good luck, or not. Yuck!"<br /><br />TOTALLY yuck!!!!!!<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, bud. Have a wonderful weekend!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-75763677478465602922013-07-07T14:48:28.924-04:002013-07-07T14:48:28.924-04:00Do you know what's really funny, Ron? The thin...Do you know what's really funny, Ron? The thing you shared about using the ladies room has happened to me before, twice! And both times I felt like a total idiot. The first time, no one had come into the bathroom while I was using it, so I didn't even realize it until I left the restroom and saw the woman figure on the door. The second time, a lady walked in on me. Both times I kept wondering why there were no urinals in the restroom!<br /><br /><br />Never had a bird poop on me, nor do I ever want it to happen. Whether good luck, or not. Yuck!Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-8066868575310849732013-07-07T14:48:27.920-04:002013-07-07T14:48:27.920-04:00Hiya Pam~
"Either she was truly an authentic...Hiya Pam~<br /><br />"Either she was truly an authentically nice person, or it was one of those "robotic" responses I was bitchin' about yesterday! As soon as you frown, the instant response is "I'm sorry."<br /><br />No, I truly think she was simply embarrassed for me and just didn't know what to say.<br /><br />"The darn birds who think they can do their business any darn where they please! Must be nice, eh?"<br /><br />Exactly! I think the next I need to pee, I'll just lift my leg on a fire hydrant and see what kind of response I get - HA!<br /><br />" I did that in a uni-sex restroom. I didn't lock the door and some guy got all upset. At least your bathroom "buddy" had a giggle over it. I think mine had a coronary."<br /><br /><br /><br />Yes, that's happened to me before in a Starbucks bathroom where they had unisex restrooms. One time, someone didn't lock the door and I walked in a lady. OMG...she SCREAMED!!!!<br /><br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, Pam. Have a fantabulous weekend!<br /><br /><br />(((((( You ))))))<br /><br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-10341007710171985202013-07-07T14:48:26.915-04:002013-07-07T14:48:26.915-04:00"The poor thing didn’t know what to say, so s..."The poor thing didn’t know what to say, so she just apologized for the bird"<br /><br />Either she was truly an authentically nice person, or it was one of those "robotic" responses I was bitchin' about yesterday! As soon as you frown, the instant response is "I'm sorry." <br /><br />But it's funny, never-the-less! The darn birds who think they can do their business any darn where they please! Must be nice, eh?<br /><br />Oh the restroom incident! TOO FUNNY! I did that in a uni-sex restroom. I didn't lock the door and some guy got all upset. At least your bathroom "buddy" had a giggle over it. I think mine had a coronary. <br /><br />Have a fantabulous weekend!!<br /><br />((HUGS))Pamela D Harthttp://www.hartsbeat.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-14702560483025536342013-07-07T14:48:25.934-04:002013-07-07T14:48:25.934-04:00Howdy Mark~
"Forgive me for chuckling over y...Howdy Mark~<br /><br />"Forgive me for chuckling over your pair of misfortunes. But...damn. LOL. :)"<br /><br />That's one of the greatest things I love about blogging. You can have something happened to you that's embarrassing or annoying, and then look back on it and find the humor in it, once you sit down and write it out.<br /><br />"I'm surprised the lack of urinals wasn't a dead giveaway."<br /><br />As I shared in my comment to Matt, I DID think it was kinda odd that there were no urinals, but then I brushed it off as being unisex restrooms. And brother...was I ever wrong.<br /><br />"I'll bet your face was pretty FLUSHED when you realized your mistake! You must have left there pretty sPEEdily. Were you PISSed that you made that mistake?"<br /><br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mark, your play on words is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, bud. Have a terrific weekend!<br /><br />X to you and Tara!Ronhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-75734856711959019082013-07-07T14:48:24.919-04:002013-07-07T14:48:24.919-04:00LOL Bless that gal's heart for finding joy in ...LOL Bless that gal's heart for finding joy in the moment...she probably blogged about it too. Probably made her week! But really...accidentally??………hahaha...I go into the men's room with great malice and forethought. At a new golden arches I wanted the grand tour (complete with the manager in tow who couldn't talk fast enough....LOL) Seriously, hows come boys get to urinate on Ronald McDonald and girls get to stare at a stupid grey door? <br /><br /><br />oh....I patio sit for hours on end in warmer weather. MY birdies are much more considerate that your city birdies. Ah small town living...maybe it's cuz I know 'em by first name? ;-)Melnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-34829283350094206432013-07-07T14:48:23.904-04:002013-07-07T14:48:23.904-04:00Hiya Mel~
"LOL Bless that gal's heart fo...Hiya Mel~<br /><br />"LOL Bless that gal's heart for finding joy in the moment...she probably blogged about it too. Probably made her week!"<br /><br />HA! She was truly the sweetest lady. And you should have seen the look on her face when I walked out of that stall, it was PRICELESS. However, the look on my face was RED and VERY embarrassed :O<br /><br />"At a new golden arches I wanted the grand tour (complete with the manager in tow who couldn't talk fast enough....LOL) Seriously, hows come boys get to urinate on Ronald McDonald and girls get to stare at a stupid grey door?"<br /><br />OMG....how HYSTERICAL! And now you have very curious about the boys room at a McDonald's because I never noticed that before. The next time I'm on Walnut Street, which is where our one and only Center City McDonald's is located, I must check it out!<br /><br />"oh....I patio sit for hours on end in warmer weather. MY birdies are much more considerate that your city birdies. Ah small town living...maybe it's cuz I know 'em by first name? ;-)"<br /><br />Oh, how CUTE!!! Yes, city birds are VERY different. In a city, it's one BIG free-for-all poopie bathroom - HA!<br /><br />Thanks oodles for stopping by, dear lady. Wishing you a lovely weekend!<br /><br />(((((((( You ))))))))<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-80555516859465331342013-07-07T14:48:22.908-04:002013-07-07T14:48:22.908-04:00Oh Ron! You reminded me of the time I went into t...Oh Ron! You reminded me of the time I went into the loo, when I was at a function. I wondered what the large pool area was for, in a toilet. After I came out, I was told I had been in the men's toilet and that the pool was a communal urinal! Good gracious me! Some men pee in the most awful way ha ha ha! Thank goodness I was alone in there and didn't come out to a group peeing around the pool!babs (beetle)http://beetle-blog.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-1887549278600637842013-07-07T14:47:00.702-04:002013-07-07T14:47:00.702-04:00Hahaha....you know I love a poop story......the on...Hahaha....you know I love a poop story......the only time I've been hit by a bird was in NYC, so probably a pigeon, which makes it even worse.<br /><br />Yesterday I was peeing in a dept store restroom and I heard the door open and a man's voice yell, "housekeeping!" I was stunned for a moment, and then I said, "I'm in here......I mean, someone's in here!" I thought only women janitors cleaned women's restrooms, at least during the day! Uncomfortable!Bijouxhttp://Www.musingsfromtheburbs.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com