tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post492597396788362818..comments2024-03-28T10:39:39.697-04:00Comments on Being Ron: Let's Talk About Toilet PaperRonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-82198393904492365442009-03-07T11:33:00.000-05:002009-03-07T11:33:00.000-05:00Hi Grumpy!Thank you for sharing that, because I ke...Hi <B>Grumpy</B>!<BR/><BR/>Thank you for sharing that, because I keep thinking that I use too much damn paper!?!?<BR/><BR/>But it's as you said, even if I used just a little, the quilted stuff STILL seems to backup the toilet!<BR/><BR/>It's like trying to flush a quilted blanket down the toilet!!<BR/><BR/>HAHAAHHAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for stopping by for a little TP talk!<BR/><BR/>XRonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-87189706625039084952009-03-07T08:00:00.000-05:002009-03-07T08:00:00.000-05:00As I was reading your post. I was thinking I know ...As I was reading your post. I was thinking I know what my comment is, but then as I got to the bottom of your posting I realized you already know.<BR/> <BR/>The quitted toliet paper easily causes a clog. So know it is not just you or how much you are using. Just a little clogs the toliet.DeDeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01804822398168173114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-42785848206921745182009-02-04T01:05:00.000-05:002009-02-04T01:05:00.000-05:00OMG...Domestic Diva!!!!That was HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!F...OMG...<B>Domestic Diva</B>!!!!<BR/><BR/>That was HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>FLY PAPER!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>God...that's PRICELSS!!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!<BR/><BR/>Hey, ya know...I never thought of that...maybe that aloe and vit E ARE for those with hemorrhiods!?!? Hell, I need to keep that in mind if my ass should ever come to that!<BR/><BR/>Yes, I agree...TP is something you most definately don't want to skimp on. I find that Scotts does the trick. It's affordable, durable, and easy on the HIDE!<BR/><BR/>HAHHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>Thanks so much for stopping by and adding your AWESOME wit, dear lady!<BR/><BR/>That was GREAT!!<BR/><BR/>Hope you had a wonderful day!<BR/><BR/>XORonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-40969465680587597282009-02-04T00:33:00.000-05:002009-02-04T00:33:00.000-05:00If you are going for cheaper try "Fly paper" it re...If you are going for cheaper try "Fly paper" it really sticks to ya. <BR/><BR/>As far as vitamin E and stuff, well if you ever gave birth you would know. Sometimes women get you know hemorrhoids. OMG TMI. But at least I can admit it! <BR/><BR/>If they ever came out with collagen and a clay mask...count me in. I need all the help I can get, besides that is my best "ASS"et! <BR/><BR/>I will never forget my ex embedding in my brain... you can skimp on anything but toilet paper is not one of them.Adriannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01159466380188918072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-18696928125528031482009-02-03T23:49:00.000-05:002009-02-03T23:49:00.000-05:00Helloooooo Kate!GREAT TO SEE YA, GIRL!!!Thanks for...Helloooooo <B>Kate</B>!<BR/><BR/>GREAT TO SEE YA, GIRL!!!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for stopping by!<BR/><BR/>Yes!!!! Don't the wonderful people who comment here...have the BEST humor????<BR/><BR/>It's like one BIG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>I get more joy out of responding to the comments, than I do writing the actual post!<BR/><BR/>YAY!!!! Another Scotts user!!! I'm telling ya, Kate...it truly is the best darn TP. Economical and FLUSHABLE!!<BR/><BR/>Thanks again for dropping by for a alittle TP'ING!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAA!<BR/><BR/>Enjoy your evening!<BR/><BR/>XORonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-6166890781393278002009-02-03T23:03:00.000-05:002009-02-03T23:03:00.000-05:00This whole thread, post and comments, CRACKS me up...This whole thread, post and comments, CRACKS me up!!<BR/><BR/>What a wacky bunch !! I love it.<BR/><BR/>And for the record, we are strictly Scotts up here, too! Miles and miles of Scotts. WEEEEEE!~!<BR/>xoKatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07511228329197376058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-8224691261473283132009-02-03T14:04:00.000-05:002009-02-03T14:04:00.000-05:00Howdy Amit!Holy shit....your closing paragraph was...Howdy <B>Amit</B>!<BR/><BR/>Holy shit....your closing paragraph was freaking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!<BR/><BR/>Damn, man....you've got such an INTELLIGENT sense of humor. And I really mean that...it's awesome!<BR/><BR/>Hey, and you know something? I never really thought about what these advertisers must go through to get the public to purchase THEIR product over someone else's!!<BR/><BR/>And you're right...those catchy phrases that they come out with are probably like "subliminal messages"...<BR/><BR/>...No one likes a bath tissue that leaves pieces <B>behind!</B>"<BR/><BR/>And that's some very interesting statistics you shared about toilet paper usage.<BR/><BR/><B>$3.7 billion were spent on toilet paper last year.</B><BR/><BR/>That's pretty amazing?!?!?<BR/><BR/>As always, Amit...I thank you for stopping by and sharing your wonderful humor and enjoyable spirit!<BR/><BR/>Thanks, bud!<BR/><BR/>Have a great day!Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-83824508318486523272009-02-03T13:41:00.000-05:002009-02-03T13:41:00.000-05:00HAHAHAHAHA DaveHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!HOLY S...HAHAHAHAHA <B>Dave</B>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!<BR/><BR/>HOLY SHIT...this was a comment that TOTALLY topped all your other fabulous comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!<BR/><BR/>OMG....Dave....YOU ARE THE BEST!!!<BR/><BR/>I can't even select one thing about your comment that I can comment back on, because I love the whole damn thing EQUALLY!!!<BR/><BR/>So I'll end my comment by simply thanking you for always sharing your BRILLIANCE!!!!<BR/><BR/>And with this....<BR/><BR/><B>That's it; heated paper that feels like lambs wool and you can smoke.</B><BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>BRAVO, sir!<BR/><BR/>P.S. and it's SO ironic that our parents have the same NAMES!!!Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-76543649431255569872009-02-03T13:16:00.000-05:002009-02-03T13:16:00.000-05:00Now that's buttlessly funny Ron. Though I do feel ...Now that's buttlessly funny Ron. Though I do feel for the marketers of these products. I mean they must always be having their butts on their minds :D<BR/><BR/>For the matter of fact they do. Take for example few of the catchy lines: "No one likes a bath tissue that leaves pieces behind!" or "Be kind to your behind". Moreover they do also have their market statistics ready. Kimberly-Clarke says a person uses 1.5 miles of toilet paper per year. Another report says $3.7 billion were spent on toilet paper last year. Now these guys have to be out of their mind, it being butt-full already :P<BR/><BR/>Anyways i like to roll the roll along for long time. I somehow feel the length of the toilet paper i use is directly proportional to the time i spend at the seat. I really need to test my basics because they hardly seam correlated :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-65173669130942815262009-02-03T13:00:00.000-05:002009-02-03T13:00:00.000-05:00Hellooooooo Sib!!!Ok...I'm confused, you need to c...Hellooooooo <B>Sib</B>!!!<BR/><BR/>Ok...I'm confused, you need to clear something up for me...<BR/><BR/>..is the <B>Daily Bitch</B> YOUR blog????<BR/><BR/>If it is....BRAVA!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>I had no idea?!?!?<BR/><BR/>And I PROMISE, PROMISE, PROMISE to do a post in the future, specifically about what you mentioned, ok? With this post I just wanted to focus on crazy differences in TP.<BR/><BR/>It's funny, I spoke to my mother this morning, and told her that had I written this post...and she LAUGHED her butt off!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>ALWAYS so great seeing ya, Sib/B*tch!!!!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for stopping by dear lady!!!<BR/><BR/>Have an awesome day!!<BR/><BR/>XORonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-22613665504427631102009-02-03T12:38:00.000-05:002009-02-03T12:38:00.000-05:00Wow Ron, You know your shit. Hey, my dad's name w...Wow Ron, You know your shit. <BR/>Hey, my dad's name was Frank also. And My mom's middle name was Ann. Perhaps we are bothers.<BR/><BR/>As far as toilet paper goes I like to have paper that has the consistency of lamb's wool. It feels so wonderful when you place it up there with the hemmoroids and the spincter that has functioned so well all these years. Heated paper is also the best. Papers that you can roll a joint in is bi-functional. That's it; heated paper that feels like lambs wool and you can smoke.<BR/>Thanks for letting me get this out. But who gives a crap?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10571464333419314695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-69946905668042142062009-02-03T10:07:00.000-05:002009-02-03T10:07:00.000-05:00Hi Ron! It's Sib via "the b*tch". :) Now WHERE in ...Hi Ron! It's Sib via "the b*tch". :) Now WHERE in here is the reminder that people need to REPLACE the TP when it runs out? Did I miss that somewhere? Bwahahah. HUGS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-61496042464094467592009-02-03T00:32:00.000-05:002009-02-03T00:32:00.000-05:00Helloooooooooo Lady Sorrow!I do.......I use the ba...Helloooooooooo <B>Lady Sorrow</B>!<BR/><BR/>I do....<BR/><BR/>...I use the <B>bathroom sink!</B><BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!<BR/><BR/>God love ya, woman!<BR/><BR/>Thanks so much for stopping by...this was such a wonderful treat!<BR/><BR/>XOXOXOXOXORonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-18792074467803381462009-02-02T23:55:00.000-05:002009-02-02T23:55:00.000-05:00Gawd i can't believe you don't have a bedit!~giggl...Gawd i can't believe you don't have a bedit!<BR/>~giggle~Sorrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03058557348955007784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-2919345310219442622009-02-02T23:13:00.000-05:002009-02-02T23:13:00.000-05:00Hi Rositta~Welcome!Thanks so much for stopping by....Hi <B>Rositta</B>~<BR/><BR/>Welcome!<BR/><BR/>Thanks so much for stopping by.<BR/><BR/>OMG...I can't believe they actually found <B>Charmin</B> like sandpaper!?! I can only imagine what they would have thought of SCOTTS!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and thank you for mentioning about the quilted stuff clogging up the toilet, because at least I know I'm not the only one who this has happened to. And good for you for making them clean it up!!!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>Stop by anytime. You're always welcome here!<BR/><BR/>Enjoy your evening.<BR/><BR/>Ciao!Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-76969104468451285272009-02-02T21:51:00.000-05:002009-02-02T21:51:00.000-05:00That is funny...I use charmin always and find it n...That is funny...I use charmin always and find it nice and soft. When my step son and his girlfriend came visiting from California recently they thought it was like "sandpaper" and promptly went out to buy their own quilted stuff. Yes, they plugged our toilet and we made them clean it up, LOL...ciaoRosittahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05722304052321553692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-40153141662396205312009-02-02T20:28:00.000-05:002009-02-02T20:28:00.000-05:00Dearest Miss Jones...HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...Dearest <B>Miss Jones</B>...<BR/><BR/>HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>OMG...that was freaking HYSTERICAL!!!<BR/><BR/>I could actually SEE that whole thing happening to you!!<BR/><BR/>And I would loved to have met your uncle, because he sounds like my kind of funny guy! And I bet he was a sweet man too.<BR/><BR/>Yes, my friend...my dad was a hardcore serious Charmin man! Even to this day, my mother and I will laugh our asses off when we talk about that on the phone.<BR/><BR/>I'm like you...I really prefer SCOTTS. IT's basic, but it does the trick.<BR/><BR/>OMG...isn't it funny about the strange topics we talk about on our blogs??<BR/><BR/>TOILET PAPER?!?!?<BR/><BR/>What's next...condoms?<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>Thanks SOOOOOO much for stopping by and sharing that wonderful story, my friend. I totally enjoyed it!<BR/><BR/>Hope you had a MARVI day!<BR/><BR/>Ciao bella<BR/><BR/>XRonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-77903442439272713552009-02-02T20:12:00.000-05:002009-02-02T20:12:00.000-05:00Hiya David!Hey...it's so great seeing ya!!!How hav...Hiya <B>David</B>!<BR/><BR/>Hey...it's so great seeing ya!!!<BR/><BR/>How have you been, buddy?<BR/><BR/>I know this is belated, but Happy New Year!!<BR/><BR/>So glad you enjoyed the post!<BR/><BR/>Thanks so much for stopping by!<BR/><BR/>Enjoy your evening!Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-6594907472469250832009-02-02T20:09:00.000-05:002009-02-02T20:09:00.000-05:00Bonjour Leesa!OMG...that's HYSTERICAL!!!!!Oh, but ...Bonjour <B>Leesa</B>!<BR/><BR/>OMG...that's HYSTERICAL!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Oh, but let me tell you something...<BR/><BR/>...the older I get, the more I'm forgetting how to spell even the most simple of words! I can't tell you how many times I pause and have to think to myself, "Now how is that spelled?" Words like: decision and psychology. I honestly think that blogger should have a spell check on their commenting format, don't you?<BR/><BR/>Many times I will actually open a word processor window and use it to check my spelling, while I'm leaving a comment on someone's blog - I swear!<BR/><BR/>Oh, forget about it...the toilet paper in the public restrooms here in the States is HORRIBLE. Not only is it rough, but it's as thin as a piece of tissue paper that you would use to wrap something inside a gift - your finger goes right through it!!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>GREAT seeing ya again, Leesa!<BR/><BR/>Hope you had a wonderful evening!<BR/><BR/>XRonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-5891088209247314962009-02-02T18:35:00.000-05:002009-02-02T18:35:00.000-05:00Hi ronnie. I cracked up at your dad...ha. My Uncle...Hi ronnie. I cracked up at your dad...ha. <BR/><BR/>My Uncle Lori was a big Air Force man. He would come to visit his sister, my mother. He would have horrible stories of...toilets without toilet paper.<BR/><BR/>The HORROR! I know.<BR/><BR/>he said he was in a foreign land, I don't remember because I was like 9 years old.<BR/><BR/>He would say...sit down. And i would.<BR/><BR/>Toni...you know how you hurt your finger and immediately you put it in your mouth, thinking to ease the the pain.<BR/><BR/>Yeah...yeah. Uncle what does that have to do with paperless toilets.<BR/><BR/>Well they don't have paper...they have monkeys and bricks.<BR/><BR/>What! I stood up and started to walk away...wait he softly voiced.<BR/><BR/>His green eyes looked serious so I sat back down...indian style.<BR/><BR/>He said the restrooms have a hole. You wipe yourself with your finger and put it in the hole. <BR/><BR/>If I was allowed to say WTF...I would have. I rolled my eyes and gave him my disbelieving glance.<BR/><BR/>He said remember what I said what a person normally does when their finger gets hurt...<BR/><BR/>Well when you put your finger in the hold on the wall...that's when the monkey on the other side of the wall smashes your finger with both bricks....<BR/><BR/>He waited to see what my resaction was with ahuge smile plastered on his face....seconds later.<BR/><BR/>HA HA HA!<BR/><BR/>I walked away laughing and shaking my head. <BR/><BR/>I thought...my uncle Lori is a big fibber, but he is so very cool!<BR/><BR/>Who would have thunk that up!<BR/><BR/>I couldn't wait to tell another human being this story.<BR/><BR/>hehehe, BTW, I'm like your dad...thought it's SCOTT tissue or the hole in the wall. SO...you know we are well stocked, always. <BR/><BR/>hehehehehe.<BR/><BR/>Ciao ronnie, you rock sweetie. I loved your post.Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-46286673030380716852009-02-02T17:47:00.000-05:002009-02-02T17:47:00.000-05:00That's hilarious, Ron!That's hilarious, Ron!david mcmahonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18009095220051075552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-79647681097562827912009-02-02T17:46:00.000-05:002009-02-02T17:46:00.000-05:00Hi again, Ron!!Guess what?!! I thought the word wa...Hi again, Ron!!<BR/><BR/>Guess what?!! I thought the word was ACTUALLY -<BR/>"connip-shit!!!" Seriously, Like don't have a connip-shit... All my life, that's what I though... Until, I read your blog post!!! I wouldn't have known how to spell it either... But, these days, I spell even the most basic words incorrectly, because I am forgetting all of my English as I assimilate the French language!!!<BR/>I don't think there is such a think as "quilted" toilet paper here.... Not sure.. <BR/>If you go to some public restrooms off the freeway, you can find tp that resembles poorly recycled paper that is almost as rough as sandpaper... It can really CHAFE you, so be careful!!!!<BR/>Have a good afternoon... it's almost midnight here now!!! <BR/>Cheers, <BR/>Leesaislandgirl4ever2https://www.blogger.com/profile/11113491173234673894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-73061644052902981472009-02-02T16:26:00.000-05:002009-02-02T16:26:00.000-05:00OMG...Nitebyrd!!!!I'm laughing so hard at your com...OMG...<B>Nitebyrd!!!!</B><BR/><BR/>I'm laughing so hard at your comment I'm coughing!!<BR/><BR/>How the hell did you find that out about the PORN stars????<BR/><BR/>Ok...the next video I rent, I've got to pause it, and then ZOOM into the anus!!!!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHHAHA!!<BR/><BR/>YAY!!! another Scotts user!!! I love that TP. It's easy on the purse and the toilet!<BR/><BR/>OMG...and I really meant it when I said an overflowing toilet freaks me out! And that's the perfect word you shared...I feel totally <B>helpless!</B><BR/><BR/>Thanks so much for stopping by, Sis!<BR/><BR/>You always make me LAUGH!<BR/><BR/>Enjoy your evening!<BR/><BR/>XRonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-36887754398348341582009-02-02T16:17:00.000-05:002009-02-02T16:17:00.000-05:00Bonjour Leesa!OMG...I JUST THIS MINUTE left commen...Bonjour <B>Leesa</B>!<BR/><BR/>OMG...I JUST THIS MINUTE left comments on YOUR blog!!!<BR/><BR/>Isn't that a RIOT??<BR/><BR/>Anyway...I'm so glad you remember Mr. Whipple!! I read online that he passed away at 91, I had no idea he had died!?!?<BR/><BR/>Quilted toilet paper literally looks like a quilt, it's fluffy and puffed out with air, so what happens, is that it LOOKS like you're getting a BIG roll of TP, but you're not. Plus I find that it clogs my toilet, however, I do use a lot, so that could be the reason!?!<BR/><BR/>OMG...I remember living in Amsterdam for a summer and TP there was SO ROUGH! It was like using a paper towel!!! OUCH!<BR/><BR/>I found the last photo on this post by total accident, but when I spotted it I LAUGHED my butt off, so I had to use it. Isn't it a HOOT???<BR/><BR/>When I spotted the TP with added moisturizers in it, I had to laugh, which gave me the idea for this post!!!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for stopping today, Leesa!<BR/><BR/>Hope you had a wonderful day!<BR/><BR/>XORonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-74334938006529559042009-02-02T16:08:00.000-05:002009-02-02T16:08:00.000-05:00You're so right about that quilted stuff! Scott is...You're so right about that quilted stuff! Scott is great. <BR/><BR/>I'm so with you on the toilet backing up. Don't you just feel like a helpless idiot for some reason? Oooo! Awful!<BR/><BR/>This is something I learned at school and sorta fits in with your topic. Porn stars <I>bleach</I> their anuses! Who knew? I bet they're not using any scratchy TP! LOLnitebyrdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04967190902623933068noreply@blogger.com