tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post616579014733385364..comments2024-03-28T10:39:39.697-04:00Comments on Being Ron: 4 More TMI Things About MeRonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-62597239648997218352012-04-06T20:18:21.519-04:002012-04-06T20:18:21.519-04:00Hello Linda~
Yes....bronzer works WONDERS! Now th...Hello Linda~<br /><br />Yes....bronzer works WONDERS! Now that I no longer lay in the sun, it adds the perfect amount of color to my face, naturally. When I lived in Florida, I would use it to blend in my tan.<br /><br />LOVE bronzer!!!!<br /><br />"hahahahahahahahahahahah you are hilarious! i thought everyone with Italian had hairiness? ok, so i am perhaps a bit kidding."<br /><br />No, you're absolutely right....us Italians are VERY hairy! I honestly don't mind have a lot of hair on my body, but my chest hair is WAY out of control!!!<br /><br />Thanks oodles for stopping by, dear friend. Hope you're feeling better!<br /><br />((((( You )))))<br /><br />xooxoxoxoRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-74030039915589573242012-04-06T18:55:39.398-04:002012-04-06T18:55:39.398-04:00doesn't bronzer work wonders?? that and brow p...doesn't bronzer work wonders?? that and brow powder are my musthave's and of course, lipstick or i look dead and then some...and loved this-you made my day!<br /><br />I know in the past, I’ve confessed to shaving my kiwis, but I also manscape my chest every month. I don’t shave or wax; I use an electric clipper with a guard to prune my overly abundant hairy pecs. Because if I didn’t, I would need a flashlight and a pitchfork to FIND my pecs. I have so much hair on my chest that it stands out about three feet from my body. If I ever fell out of a 50-story window, my only hope is to land on my chest because it would cushion the blow like an air bag and probably save my life.<br />hahahahahahahahahahahah you are hilarious! i thought everyone with Italian had hairiness? ok, so i am perhaps a bit kidding. ;)<br /><br />sorry i have been away...i hope i am back now! much lovexoxoxoxoxox and thanks for that Reiki!la skjødtnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-76045897846231995192012-04-05T19:46:10.870-04:002012-04-05T19:46:10.870-04:00Helloooooooooo Jay~
Tee, hee...aren't I silly...Helloooooooooo Jay~<br /><br />Tee, hee...aren't I silly man?<br /><br />"Bronzing powder, huh? And I thought it was all natural..."<br /><br />Oh, but it IS natural.<br /><br />It's called naturally-looking FAKE tan!<br /><br />Bwahahahahahahhaha!<br /><br />Thanks a bunch for stopping by, my friend! Hope you're having a faaaaaaabulous week!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-56202460839832456982012-04-05T19:38:06.135-04:002012-04-05T19:38:06.135-04:00"If I ever fell out of a 50-story window, my ..."If I ever fell out of a 50-story window, my only hope is to land on my chest because it would cushion the blow like an air bag and probably save my life."<br /><br />BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good thing I wasn't actually taking a swig of tea then, Ron, my ol' mate, because if I had been you could have been responsible for my untimely demise! <br /><br />That was one of the funniest posts I've read for a long time!<br /><br />Bronzing powder, huh? And I thought it was all natural...Jay of The Depp Effectnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-41607563318497345412012-04-05T11:51:27.841-04:002012-04-05T11:51:27.841-04:00Bwhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!
Bwhahahahahahahahah...Bwhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!<br />Bwhahahahahahahahahhahahahaah!<br /><br />Dave, Dave, Dave.....I laughed so hard at your comment, I just about fell off my chair!!<br /><br />"I love the time alone with just me and the crosswords puzzles and the King James version of the bible. Nothing flows as well as crap and scripture."<br /><br />OMG... that was HILARIOUS, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />I too trim my chest hair expect I spell words and put special fonts that reach from man nipple to man nipple. I have never bronzed myself put I put talcum powder in my crotch to help keep me dry on a humid day."<br /><br />Bwhahahahahhahahahahahaha!<br /><br />My jaws hurt, I'm laughing so hard!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Thanks so much for stopping by and sharing your incredible wit, my friend. You REALLY should start your own humor blog, you. are. hysterical.!!!!!<br /><br />Hope you're having a great week. And HAPPY EASTER!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-5152774697076663712012-04-05T11:16:30.052-04:002012-04-05T11:16:30.052-04:00Ron,
Thanks for sharing your TMI with the whole wo...Ron,<br />Thanks for sharing your TMI with the whole world. I love going into the loo and taking along the complete set of Funk and Wagnel Encylopedias A - Z and devouring the entire collection in one sitting. I love the time alone with just me and the crosswords puzzles and the King James version of the bible. Nothing flows as well as crap and scripture. <br />As far as the banana thing that never occured to me I just savor the taste of the fruit and picture myself on an island lying under a banana tree with my feet in the water and my ass in the sand ( as the song goes).<br />I too trim my chest hair expect I spell words and put special fonts that reach from man nipple to man nipple. I have never bronzed myself put I put talcum powder in my crotch to help keep me dry on a humid day.<br />Another thing I do is stir my coffee with my finger when I am spoonless.<br />I have to run now and collect the entire works of St. Augustine, I feel a good dump coming on.<br /><br />DCDavidjoannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-35833417384816213602012-04-04T22:46:25.593-04:002012-04-04T22:46:25.593-04:00Hiya Mel!!!!!
Aw....so glad you got a giggle, dea...Hiya Mel!!!!!<br /><br />Aw....so glad you got a giggle, dear lady!<br /><br />((((( You )))))<br /><br />I was needing one too, so I went a little CRAZY with this post. Aren't I WICKED????<br /><br />"I have no clue what bronzing powder even IS."<br /><br />Bronzing powder is basically a FAKE tan-look. I use it 'lightly' to give my face a little GLOW.<br /><br />"I don't know what to say about the timely ETA of poop--but I can tell you there's a book in the restroom that's been there for a good three years. IT IS NOT MY BOOK. (just felt a need to clarify that....LOL)"<br /><br />Bwhahahahahahahahaha! It must be 'a GUY thing' because I know more men who enjoy reading while taking a poopie.<br /><br />"-I'm afraid I have had chest hair. NOT an excess, mind you....thankfully.<br />Cuz I plucked it. LOL <br />And no, I'm NOT sharing WHERE it was on the chest, tyvm."<br /><br />OMG, Mel, you KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />"As for the banana.<br />I take pride in opening the banana from the opposite end that most folks do (I've watched movies with monkeys.....they're SMART and I learn well.)"<br /><br />Holy cow, you just taught me something because I had no idea monkeys did that!?!? I've gotta try that tomorrow morning when I peel my banana for my cereal!<br /><br />Thanks OODLES for stopping by, my Libra friend. Hope you're getting all rested up and comfy-cozy being home again.<br /><br />Have a great rest of your week......X<br /><br />((((( You ))))))Ronhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-17674699842260822362012-04-04T22:15:03.624-04:002012-04-04T22:15:03.624-04:00Oh. My. Gawddddddd.
<-- laughing
Lemme ass...Oh. My. Gawddddddd.<br /><br /><br /><-- laughing<br /><br />Lemme assure you, it's a much needed laugh!<br /><br />I have no clue what bronzing powder even IS. (sad but true....LOL)<br /><br />I don't know what to say about the timely ETA of poop--but I can tell you there's a book in the restroom that's been there for a good three years. IT IS NOT MY BOOK. (just felt a need to clarify that....LOL)<br /><br />I took hormones when I was doing treatment for breast cancer--I'm afraid I have had chest hair. NOT an excess, mind you....thankfully.<br />Cuz I plucked it. LOL <br />And no, I'm NOT sharing WHERE it was on the chest, tyvm. :-/<br /><br />As for the banana.<br />I take pride in opening the banana from the opposite end that most folks do (I've watched movies with monkeys.....they're SMART and I learn well.). THAT's where I've trained my brain to go. LOL That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.Melhttp://melsdream.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-82030485185922401852012-04-04T11:42:48.285-04:002012-04-04T11:42:48.285-04:00"when I poop I mean business! My boyfriend al..."when I poop I mean business! My boyfriend always makes fun of me because when I do its loud and assertive! I dont have all day- why not use all your strength and get it out it one push? Lol!"<br /><br />Bwhahahahhahahahahahaha! OMG, Shae, that made me HOWL!!!!!!! HILARIOUS, girl!!!!<br /><br />Some people act like pooping is giving birth to a baby - it comes in contractions - not me.<br /><br />Like you, I get it out in one BIG push!<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by, Shae. And thanks for the GREAT laugh!!!!<br /><br />Have a faaaaaabulous week!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-3399614089755033422012-04-04T11:35:47.481-04:002012-04-04T11:35:47.481-04:00LMAO the poop one had me laughing! That is a runni...LMAO the poop one had me laughing! That is a running joke in my house! Although I cant say I have never been constipated...when I poop I mean business! My boyfriend always makes fun of me because when I do its loud and assertive! I dont have all day- why not use all your strength and get it out it one push? Lol!Shaehttp://cestlavie22.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-86879387178627903812012-04-03T13:36:31.036-04:002012-04-03T13:36:31.036-04:00Yeah, kinda like....On-Demand TV!
Bwhahahhahahaha...Yeah, kinda like....On-Demand TV!<br /><br />Bwhahahhahahahahaha!<br /><br />Hope you're enjoying a terrific Tuesday, my friend. Thanks for stopping back!<br /><br />X,<br />Mr. PooperRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-23635848104887518192012-04-03T13:31:35.190-04:002012-04-03T13:31:35.190-04:00OK, if you two could poop on demand, now that woul...OK, if you two could poop on demand, now that would be a TV show!Bijouxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-72259112149721839212012-04-03T11:46:34.395-04:002012-04-03T11:46:34.395-04:00hahaha that was fantastic
http://goo.gl/5EyQRhahaha that was fantastic<br /><br />http://goo.gl/5EyQRjamesgould72noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-91039017890762507272012-04-03T11:17:20.434-04:002012-04-03T11:17:20.434-04:00"I don't know why I find this so funny, i..."I don't know why I find this so funny, it's really rather, uh, gross. You started it! Still cracking up over this."<br /><br />On your mark, get set.....POOP!<br /><br />Bwhahahahahahhahaha!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-88155300419494953682012-04-03T10:15:38.887-04:002012-04-03T10:15:38.887-04:00LMAO, Ron. Just the thought of a race. OMG. It wou...LMAO, Ron. Just the thought of a race. OMG. It would be really easy to tell who won, but really hard to actually participate. Because, um, you know, it's POOPING! I don't know why I find this so funny, it's really rather, uh, gross. You started it! Still cracking up over this.JunkDrawerhttp://www.junkdrawerblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-23881890261740704472012-04-03T10:12:57.293-04:002012-04-03T10:12:57.293-04:00Gooooood morning Kathy~
"I love seeing how f...Gooooood morning Kathy~<br /><br />"I love seeing how far people will go with how much they put out there. Thanks for putting out. Oh, that didn't sound right."<br /><br />Bwhahahhahahahaha! HILARIOUS!!!!<br /><br />OMG, I don't know how much further I can go than this one, but I'll try :O<br /><br />" I would beat you in a race. I'm not saying we should actually set up a race, because really, well, how to you run such a thing? Anyway, I'd win. Just sayin'."<br /><br />You GO, girl!!!!! And can you imagine how a race like this would run? Maybe it could be a new reality show, called, "Poop Racers!"<br /><br />And the winner would receive $10,000. plus a years worth of BRAN and TOILET PAPER!<br /><br />HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!<br /><br />Thanks so much for stopping by, neighbor. Have a maaaaavelous week!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-74088184233187988972012-04-03T10:03:42.027-04:002012-04-03T10:03:42.027-04:00Good morning ladyV~
"my natural airbags defl...Good morning ladyV~<br /><br />"my natural airbags deflated a long time ago. maybe landing on my belly would have the same effect."<br /><br />Bwhahahahahhaha! OMG, girl....that CRACKED ME UP!!!!<br /><br />However, having seen your faaaabulous figure I doubt that.<br /><br />"no comment on the banana. ;)"<br /><br />Tee, hee!<br /><br />Thanks so much for stopping by, V. Have a terrific week!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-64010194763398688182012-04-03T09:04:41.586-04:002012-04-03T09:04:41.586-04:00Dying here. Just dying. Thank you for sharing TMI ...Dying here. Just dying. Thank you for sharing TMI with us. Keep it coming. I love seeing how far people will go with how much they put out there. Thanks for putting out. Oh, that didn't sound right.<br /><br />So, listen, Mr. Fast Pooper. I would beat you in a race. I'm not saying we should actually set up a race, because really, well, how to you run such a thing? Anyway, I'd win. Just sayin'.JunkDrawerhttp://www.junkdrawerblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-1806459254256728132012-04-03T07:21:34.398-04:002012-04-03T07:21:34.398-04:00hahhhaa. ron you are too much and too darn funny. ...hahhhaa. ron you are too much and too darn funny. my natural airbags deflated a long time ago. maybe landing on my belly would have the same effect.<br /><br />no comment on the banana. ;)ladyVnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-33271586139848804482012-04-02T22:28:30.420-04:002012-04-02T22:28:30.420-04:00Hey there Herman~
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
OM...Hey there Herman~<br /><br />Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!<br /><br />OMG, I just spewed a mouthful of crackers and hummus all over my computer keyboard while reading that.<br /><br />HILARIOUS, MAN!!!!!!!<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by and sharing a GREAT laugh, buddy!<br /><br />Except, now I have to clean my keyboard!<br /><br />Have a faaaaaaaabulous week!<br /><br />X to you, Karin, and Mr. Tyler!Ronhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-71341003231009355742012-04-02T22:15:40.344-04:002012-04-02T22:15:40.344-04:00Hey man, the throne is the place where I do my cro...Hey man, the throne is the place where I do my crossword puzzles. Many has been the time that I've lost track of time and had my cheeks fall asleep. Heh...Herman Turnipnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-47443471614694987812012-04-02T22:10:48.217-04:002012-04-02T22:10:48.217-04:00Helloooooooooo Katherine~
"Anyone who can op...Helloooooooooo Katherine~<br /><br />"Anyone who can openly talk about pooping is AOK in my book!"<br /><br />Aw, thank you, but I can't WAIT until my mother this post - ooops!<br /><br />"My dad used to go in with the paper and was there FOREVAH. I used to ponder that. Is it not coming out? Does he need some prune juice? Or is he just getting away from the family with the paper for a bit? "<br /><br />Bwhahahaahahahaha! Your father sounds EXACTLY how my father use to be. OMG...he was in there FOREVAH!!!!<br /><br />" Me? I wanna get in and out, just like you. High five, fellow pooper!'<br /><br />*high five*<br /><br />Meeeeee too!!!!<br /><br />Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Have a WONDERFUL week!<br /><br />XRonhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-76367695801855421822012-04-02T22:05:37.363-04:002012-04-02T22:05:37.363-04:00I LOVE IT! Anyone who can openly talk about poopi...I LOVE IT! Anyone who can openly talk about pooping is AOK in my book!<br /><br />My dad used to go in with the paper and was there FOREVAH. I used to ponder that. Is it not coming out? Does he need some prune juice? Or is he just getting away from the family with the paper for a bit? Me? I wanna get in and out, just like you. High five, fellow pooper!Katherine Murrayhttp://www.shoot-me-now.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-73392107259844207212012-04-02T21:40:46.120-04:002012-04-02T21:40:46.120-04:00OH. MY. GOD.......it's BUNT!!!!!!!!
Yaaaaaaaa...OH. MY. GOD.......it's BUNT!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!<br /><br />Where the HELL have you been, girl? I thought you totally left blogland?!?<br /><br />It's faaaaaaaaabulous to see ya!!!! So glad you're back from your hiatus because you've been missed!<br /><br />And what a perfect post for you to read...."BLUNT" TMI - HA!<br /><br />"and yea, i always break off my bananas when i'm eating in front of people AWKWARD!!"<br /><br />So glad to hear someone else does that!!!!<br /><br />Thanks so much for stopping by, Blunt! Have a terrific week!<br /><br />xoxoxoxoox MUAH!Ronhttp://www.triloquist.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092603952139807812.post-173828181406505392012-04-02T21:23:56.842-04:002012-04-02T21:23:56.842-04:00bahahahhaa.
oh my ron! you were one of my first s...bahahahhaa.<br /><br />oh my ron! you were one of my first stops now that i'm back from my hiatus. You are so hilarious and i've missssssssed you!!!!!<br /><br />Um, duh, of course you manscape you hairy manly italian you. and yea, i always break off my bananas when i'm eating in front of people AWKWARD!!<br /><br />xoxoxoxoxox MUAHbluntdeliveryhttp://bluntdelivery.com/noreply@blogger.com