I would like to start off by letting you know that this post is in no way a sponsored review, but rather to simply share about a product which I love more than my own life.
However, even though I specifically state in bold type on my writer page that I DO NOT offer to compose sponsored reviews on ANY of my blogs, I still get several emails a month asking me to write them.
Do think maybe some people can’t READ?
OR....do you think perhaps they believe that if they throw me a whopping offer of $3.00 per review post, I’ll be tempted to JUMP at the chance to PROSTITUTE my blogs by PIMPING their links?
I. Don’t. Think. So.
(and I hope they're READING this)
Anyway….getting back to my original story.
It was probably about nine years I ago when I discovered a nutrition bar called Luna.
But I really can’t be totally certain how nutritional they are because to me they taste like a candy bar wrapped in a healthy 70% organic costume.
However, I don’t eat them for the nutrition, I eat them for the taste. They're heavenly!
Now the strange thing about my initial discovery of Luna was that I didn’t read all of the information contained on the wrapper, because when I saw the magical flavor - Chocolate Peppermint Stick - I didn’t care if I was about to eat a rectangular bar of compacted cat shit, as long as it tasted like chocolate and peppermint.
It must have weeks later, when I finally glanced at the wrapper and first saw the words The Whole Nutrition Bar for Women. And after I began to read some of the higher percentages of certain ingredients (calcium and iron) I realized why, but I thought to myself, “Oh, who the hell cares…it’s not going to harm me any just because I’m a man, right?”
Yet it’s funny how when I purchase a bar the paranoia insecurity in me will ALWAYS explain to the cashier that I DO realize these bars are intended for women, but I don’t care because they’re delicious.
And besides….I think it’s important to feed my female-side.
But just recently I thought of something….
…wouldn’t be funny if over the past nine years, I’m slowly performing a sex-change operation on myself without even knowing it.
And that perhaps one day I can buy a blue, two-piece string bikini, and hang out by the pool while a life guard rubs Hawaiian Tropic all over on my gorgeous body…..
"La bella luna's!"
P.S... But I think I'm going need my upper lip waxed.
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