Viagra for Women?



First, I want to say, I hope you Madame's and Monsieur's had a super week.

I miss ya’ll terribly.

Needless to say, my week in retail was exhausting, long, and chaotic. However, you would have been so proud of me because I didn't even have the slightest urge to tell an annoying customer to sit on a hot curling iron and spin like I did during this past Christmas retail season.

Now that means I'm either getting more patient or that I'm learning how to say, "BITE ME" with just my eyes.

Luckily, there was also a lot of laughter and frivolity amongst my co-workers and I in order to keep us sane. Part of that had to do with the fact that we were eating bags of Animal Crackers, chocolate, and drinking coffee during our 9-10 hour work shifts.

This is known as “Mandatory Holiday Retail Sustenance.”

One of the women I work with told me about a hilarious video she saw about Viagra for women on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Can you believe I actually had to ask her, "Who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel??"

Not being someone who ever turns my TV on other than to watch a DVD rental, I had no idea who she was talking about until she said, "He's a late night talk show host, RON!!"

And after searching You Tube, I was finally able to find the actual Viagra video.

She was right....it was freakin' HILARIOUS!

Curiosity got the best of me, so I spent the evening googling the Internet, "does Viagra really work for woman?" and found this on Go Ask Alice.

Apparently, Viagra does not have the identical effect on women as it does on men, because of one obvious reason....





However, let's try to imagine if it did.

Take a good HARD look.......






You GO, ladies!

48 comments

  1. Hiya Ron!

    We missed you, too and so it's great to see you back here on the blog!!! I think this video is HILARIOUS and it's great to see it works so well for women, b/c honestly... I get more "viagra" mail than Alex does and I always wonder why they send it all to me..... Now, I know!!!

    Take care and have a great week!
    Hugs,
    Leesa

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  2. Ron!! it is always so nice to see you back where you belong! how was work besides crazy? sounds like everyone eats well and that's good, take good care of yourself....i heard about this for women but i have already test driven it on little old myself, being the curious and insane sort, and found it to do NOTHING like i saw in others who joined in on the fun...gawd the stuff i say here, glad it' s buried for all to never see...publish this late so it's down on the bottom, dear...speaking of- it did a little something maybe but since it's just a maybe, i would say it was not a success and it made me feel rather weird too...and my nose grew much larger as did my pinky finger, not becoming and a dead give-away, you know...just didn't work for me but you might have another use for it for me to try....i will try anything once. :)
    xoxoxox love ya, darling♥

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  3. That video is HILARIOUS! Not sure I'll be trying it though. ;)

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  4. Oh, Ron! I missed you! Thanks for making my morning. For once I remembered NOT to be drinking my coffee while watching. Good thing, I HARDly think I could have gotten it "down". Sorry, couldn't resist that. Hope you have a wonderful week!

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  5. that's hilarious!
    and also proves that if women did have a penis we'd sure as hell find more than one use for it

    take note fellas ;)

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  6. Bonjour Leesa!

    Awww, thank you....it's great to be back blogging! I missed you guys!

    Isn't the video hysterical? I was laughing for DAYS after I saw it!!!

    " I get more "viagra" mail than Alex does and I always wonder why they send it all to me..... Now, I know!!!"

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    I can't WAIT to see how much Viagra spam I get after publishing this!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Leesa! Always great seeing ya!

    Have a super Monday and week!

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  7. Goood Morning Linda!

    Thank you, dear lady! It's great to be back!

    Work was very challenging and rather tense this year because of the economy, but we did well so I'm grateful.

    OMG...so you've actually TRIED Viagra???? You GO, girl!!!!

    "...and my nose grew much larger as did my pinky finger."

    Bwhahahahahaahahaha...that's HYSTERICAL!!!!!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Linda! You always make me LAUGH!

    Have a wonderful Monday!

    (((( Linda ))))

    xoxoxoxox

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  8. Good Morning Akelamalu!

    Isn't the video a RIOT???? It's so clever! The first time I saw it, I watched it 5 times and laughed my butt off!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, m'dear!

    Always so great seeing you!

    Have a wonderful Monday!

    X

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  9. Helloooooooooooo Peg!

    It's so great to see you, my dear friend! I missed you too!

    " Good thing, I HARDly think I could have gotten it "down". Sorry, couldn't resist that."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......You GO, girl! I love it!!!!!!! However, I just want you to know that "I" was drinking my morning coffee while reading your comment and spewed!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by this morning!

    Have a GREAT week!

    X

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  10. Howdy Dianne!

    "and also proves that if women did have a penis we'd sure as hell find more than one use for it."

    Bwhahahahahahahaha....I. LOVE. YOU!!!!!!!!

    Didn't you just HOWL over the woman playing the piano????

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Everytime I watch it, I die laughing!!

    Always so great to see ya, dear lady!

    Thanks for stopping by!

    X to you and the gang!

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  11. Ron it is funny you say this because I saw a whole thing on the news for a new little 'pink" pill that will act like viagra for women. they are trying to market it very soon. What about good old fashioned love being a stimulus for good old fashioned sex. Even as we age, if we are with a partner who loves us there is much more to love-making than just the mechanicals. What about touching, kissing and caring? I think this is the most important thing. It can provide as much pleasure as good old fashioned sex...especially as we age. Anyhow, I suppose it is a good idea for women to keep up with men on this front. Do you remember the sATC episode where Samantha got addicted to taking Viagra? It was hilarious! I hope you have a great Monday and it is so nice to have you back after a long week without your humor!

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  12. Good Afternoon Susie!

    " What about good old fashioned love being a stimulus for good old fashioned sex. What about touching, kissing and caring? I think this is the most important thing."

    You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO right, dear lady!

    And I think as we get older, we begin to realize that THAT'S what really makes for great sex. My mother aways says, "Sex is all in the mind, not the body." And she's absolutely right.

    "Do you remember the sATC episode where Samantha got addicted to taking Viagra?"

    Yes! Yes! Yes! OMG...it was HYSTERICAL!

    Which reminds me...I won't be working as much during the month of July, so I think I'm going to rent all the seasons of SATC and watch them again. I miss that show, so much!

    As always, it's so wonderful sharing with you, Susie! Thank you for stopping by!

    Happy Monday.....X

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  13. Hysterical! Glad you're back. Animal cookies, chocolate, and coffee are lifesavers for those long shifts. Now, I just need to learn to say "Bite Me" with my eyes...I'm getting there, just not quite mastered it yet. I mean the subtletey of it...I'm too obvious!

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  14. Oh how funny!
    Ive never heard of Jimmy Kimmel either!

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  15. Helloooooo Suziecate!

    Thank you so much, I'm glad to BE back.

    Grrrrrreat seeing you!!

    Yup...if it weren't for those "lifesavers" I don't think we could have made it. However, now I need to spend the next couple of days DETOXING from all that sugar and caffeine - OY VEY!

    "I'm getting there, just not quite mastered it yet. I mean the subtletey of it...I'm too obvious!"

    Trust me, I'm too obvious too! It's very challenging for me to hide my true feelings when I get frustrated.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, SC!

    ALWAYS a delight!

    Have a great Monday....X

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  16. *jumping up and down*

    Hellooooooooo Casdok!!!

    Isn't the video brilliant? Yeah, I never knew who Jimmy Kimmel was until I saw this clip. I'm so out of the loop when it comes to TV shows.

    I've been off for the past week (not blogging), but I will be sure to stop by your blog to read your latest post. Can't wait!

    Hope all is going well for you and C!

    (((( Casdok + C )))))

    X

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  17. YAY! Welcome back!! I saw that video and it's funny, but not as funny as when you said,

    "I'm learning how to say, "BITE ME" with just my eyes."

    AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!

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  18. Greetings Meleah, my Libra pal!

    Thank you...it feels great to be back!!

    Isn't this video a HOOT? I peed myself, the first time I saw it!

    Yeah, you know US Libra's...it's ALL about saying "BITE ME" through our eyes!!!

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks for stopping by, girl!

    Enjoy your Monday....X

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  19. oooh that is so wrong, but i did laugh. i'm soooo glad i am not a man and i don't have one of those things. i mean, it'd be hard not to tell on myself.

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  20. Hey Val!

    "i mean, it'd be hard not to tell on myself."

    I know, trust me....as a man it's HARD to lie!

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    So glad you had a laugh, girl. And thanks a bunch for stopping by!

    Enjoy your evening.....X

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  21. Ron,

    So glad to have you back Buddy, that was so funny I was kind of jealous though I could never quite play the piano like that heck I couldn't play the piano anyways.

    As far as the couch humping goes wouldnt that call for a decrease in the dose--just saying if it's working lets keep it :^)

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  22. OK Ron I am speechless not much makes me speechless but this girl is and darn i was going to ask you where i can buy it.

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  23. Welcome back, Ron!
    First of all, I would love to see you tell someone "Bite me" using only your eyes. I'm pretty sure I've done that many times... or tried, at least...=)

    This was hilarious, but the side effects look a little uncomfortable. Not sure about that part. You know, the NYC subway gets pretty crowded. Could be awkward.

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  24. Howdy Jimmy!

    Thanks, buddy! It's great to be back.

    "I was kind of jealous though I could never quite play the piano like that heck I couldn't play the piano anyways."

    Bwhahahahahahahaha....OMG, that was a RIOT!!!

    Actually, I use to play the piano but I never played it LIKE THAT. I bet she gets a STANDING ovation everytime she plays!

    "As far as the couch humping goes wouldnt that call for a decrease in the dose--just saying if it's working lets keep it."

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAH...you said it, Jimmy!

    Thanks so much for stopping by! Always great to see ya!

    X

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  25. Hellooooooooo Cindy!

    "I am speechless not much makes me speechless but this girl is."

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I so totally know what you mean, because when I first saw it, I sat here with my mouth wide open; not believing my eyes!

    Isn't it HYSTERICAL??? I just had to share it.

    I think you can buy at WALMART - HA!

    Thanks for stopping by, dear lady!

    Such a GREAT treat seeing ya!

    X

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  26. Hiya Viv!

    Thanks, girl! I enjoyed my break, but it always feels so great to be back blogging again after a week.

    The trick to saying "BITE ME" with your eyes is to SMILE with your mouth - HA! OMG...it's so hard for me NOT to wanna sometimes blurt out, "BITE MY ASS!"

    "Not sure about that part. You know, the NYC subway gets pretty crowded. Could be awkward."

    Oh, that's BRILLIANT!

    Yeah, and knowing how crowded the NYC subways get, that could be very dangerous. You might POKE someone's eye's out.

    Bwhahahahahahahaha!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, Viv!

    Always a delight!

    Enjoy your evening.....X

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  27. Crazy! That's too much. OOohh...man, I hadn't laughed all day. Thanks! I wonder what she was contemplating while leaning against that railing? Heh...

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  28. Hiya Herman!

    "I wonder what she was contemplating while leaning against that railing?"

    HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!! Ya' know, it's funny you mentioned that one because besides the piano player woman, that one made me laugh the most!

    She's probably contemplating her next corporate conquer!

    Bwhahahahahahahaha!

    Thanks for dropping by, my friend! So glad you had a laugh.

    Enjoy your evening!

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  29. How about these names for a woman's version:

    Vulvagra

    or Clitalis

    Just a thought.

    And I vote for you to be independently wealthy so you can blog more and work less. You win, we win. Personally I like the idea.

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  30. Hi Ron

    I've been scares these days, sorry. Your posts is hilarious. :) I couldn't watch the video, but I'll try to watch it at home this afternoon. We are leaving at 12 (noon) today because of the soccer game (RSA vs FRANCE) I think it's gonna be a great game, but shush even though I'm South African I'm voting for Brazil, Argentina or Portugal to take the cup this year!!!

    I can't believe that they have Viagra for woman!!!!

    You should enjoy your day, Ron.

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  31. I'll have to watch the video at home but my Viagra would be a man that cooks, cleans, thinks I'm a Goddess and looks like Wentworth Miller.

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  32. Bwwaahahaa... 'bite me with just my eyes'... so funny!
    Glad you got thru it all. Chocolate makes everything a little better.
    That video was a SCREAM!!! My hub probably thinks I have some pretty big balls at times but he'd be shocked to see THAT too. LOL
    Keep cool, neighbor! It's been toooo hot lately. Bleh.

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  33. OMG...Jeff...

    YOU. ARE. BRILLIANT!!!!!

    "Vulvagra or Clitalis"

    Bwhahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaah!
    Bwhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahha!

    I'm sitting here drinking my morning coffee and just SPEWED!

    aww.....thank you, buddy. I so miss blogging when I take time off for work. I find myself thinking of everyone and talking about ya'll to my co-workers.

    Thanks so much for stopping by and for the GREAT laugh! That was HYSTERICAL!

    Hope you're having an awesome day!

    X

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  34. Good Morning Bernadine!

    It's soooooooo wonderful seeing ya!!

    No worries, my friend...I just took a week off from blogging, so I've been scarce too.

    I know, can you believe it? Viagra for women??? Actually, it's just a spoof. You'll see that when you watch the video. It's VERY funny, so I do hope you get to watch it.

    Thank you so much for stopping by this morning. Have a FUN time at your soccer game!!!!

    Enjoy your day.....X

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  35. Hiya Nitebyrd!

    OMG, you KILL me!!!!

    "my Viagra would be a man that cooks, cleans, thinks I'm a Goddess and looks like Wentworth Miller."

    Bwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Between you and Jeff this morning, I've been spewing my coffee all over the place!

    If you get a minute to watch the video later, please do. You're gonna LOVE it!!!

    Thanks for stopping by, Sis!

    Enjoy your day.....X

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  36. Hola Crystal Chick!

    "Chocolate makes everything a little better."

    Yes! Yes! Yes! A LOT better - HA! Especially, dark chocolate. All those wonderful endorphins!

    Wasn't the video a HOOT?

    "My hub probably thinks I have some pretty big balls at times but he'd be shocked to see THAT too."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by this morning, M! ALWAYS a happy moment to see ya!

    OMG...can you believe the freaking HEAT we're having??? Today is suppose to be the worst. God, I can't wait for FALL!!!

    Have a great day......X

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  37. Omg, Ron, I am rollingggggggggg! And now I'm looking down! The power of suggestion?! Omg, I am still laughing!

    Grazia, Ron, and have an om of a day! :))

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  38. Hellooooooooo Petra!

    "And now I'm looking down! The power of suggestion?!"

    Bwhahahahahhahahahahah...OMG, that is SO FUNNY!

    But, I'm curious...

    did you SEE anything?

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

    Thanks oddles for stopping by today, dear lady! Hope all is well for you and your friend who lost her father recently.

    It's always such a delight seeing you!

    Ommmmmmmmmmm.......X

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  39. Animal cookies, chocolate, and coffee. You are one wise man. And popular, no doubt. LOL

    I gotta tell ya---*looking around for witnesses* I had no clue who this Jimmy dude was either. (now feeling 'hipper' thanks to you, tyvm!)
    And about the topic...

    Ummmm....

    *looks around for witnesses AGAIN*
    I was sorely informed by himself it's not really true....dangit.....and I was kinda making mental notes....LOLOLOL

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  40. I see this inspired a flood of responses. No need to add mine to the din. Oh wait. I just did. Welcome back!

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  41. Helloooooo CherylT!

    Thank you. It's great to be back blogging.

    And thank you for stopping by and adding your response. Always great to see ya!

    Hope you had a great day!

    My god, I can't believe it's already Wednesday....where has this week gone?

    X

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  42. Helloooooooo Mel!

    OMG...if it weren't for the animal crackers, chocolate, and coffee....we couldn't have made it.

    HA!

    Oh, and thank god someone besides ME didn't know who Jimmy Kimmel was!!! To be honest, I'll probably never see him again because I never watch TV.

    "I was sorely informed by himself it's not really true....dangit.....and I was kinda making mental notes."

    HAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHA!

    Oh, you KILL me, Mel!!!!!

    Thanks so much for stopping by. ALWAYS vunderbar seeing ya!

    X to you and the bug!

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  43. whaat?! viagra for women? I'm so speechless really about this kind of thing..but in all fairness, your article was so informative mixed with entertainment..I love it

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  44. Hey You! Now I don't feel so bad about lacking in the posting department. It sounds like you have been incredibly busy too. I have become the queen of the "Bite Me" look. You can convey so much without saying a word. Glad you haven't gotten out any curling irons and started chasing the customers. Okay, I will get a new post up today if it kills me. Otherwise, no one will keep stopping by my blog anymore.

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  45. Greetings Daphne!

    Welcome...thanks for stopping by and sharing a comment. Nice to meet you!

    HA!...I just couldn't resist sharing this video after I saw it on You Tube - isn't it funny?

    Glad you enjoyed.

    Stop by anytime! Enjoy your day!

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  46. Good Morning Jen!

    Yeah, I took last week off from blogging because of my insane work schedule. Monday was my first day back.

    Don't ya just love the "Bite Me Look"?

    "You can convey so much without saying a word."

    Exactly!

    Hope you're having a grrrrrreat week! I look forward to your next post, as ALWAYS!

    Have a wonderful day........X

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  47. Only on late night TV...

    Not a big Jimmy Kimmel fan but this was hysterical!

    Hope you're not melting in this heat. I know you're as big of a hot weather fan as me. Have a good weekend, Ron!

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  48. OMG, Chrissy!!!

    I've been thinking about you ALL DAY today!

    So, it's so GREAT to see your comment!

    YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

    I've never even heard of Jimmy Kimmel, nor will ever probably watch him on TV, but this video just KILLED me. Isn't it hysterical???

    Glad you enjoyed!

    Oh wait...talk about HEAT! I just finished writing my post for tomorrow and that's exactly what it's about.

    Hasn't this summer been a royal bitch with the heat?

    Can't wait for Fall!!

    Thanks for stopping by, girl!

    Hope all is well!

    XO to you and Bernie!!!

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