My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
Okay, first I have to tell y'all that this post is going to be about PENIS SIZE.
So if that offends you in anyway, please stop back when I post about something less offensive, like the time I accidentally passed gas in front of a customer while selling them a bottle of perfume.
Yeah, it’s true.
I’m absolutely sure you ladies and gents get a surplus of emails that land in your spam box like I do, with a subject line that says….
Hey man, your girl feel down with your shorter penis?
Or.
You Have Everything To Gain!
And as a matter of fact, Wednesday I received THREE, but instead of deleting like I normally do, I decided to read them and then post about it.
Allow me say that as a gay man, size doesn’t matter at all to me. I’ve been with guys who have had schlongs the size of a surfboard, to a guy with one the size of a Nestles Raisinet, and it made no difference. Except, I had to use a magnifying glass to find the one the size of a raisinet, but it was sort of fun playing hide and seek.
To me, sex is all in the mind, therefore if I’m truly attracted to someone it doesn’t matter the size.
However, it may matter to some of you, so do share.
Here is one of the emails I received.
*And please notice all the misspelled words and horrendous grammar. I think the person who wrote this was obviously typing with their HEAD rather than their brain.
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Incredible gains in length of 3-4 inches to yourPenis, PERMANANTLY
Amazing increase in thickness of yourPenis, up to 30%
Better Ejacu1ation control
Experience Rock-HardErecetions
Explosive, intenseOrgasns
Doctor designed and endorsed
...Grow Your Small Penis...
* ROCK SOLID hardness that feels bigger, wider and fuller (to you and to HER)
* THROBBING powerful blood flow to thePenis
* ALL-NIGHT staying power
The proven NaturalPenisEnhancement Pill that works!
100% MoneyBack Guaranteeed
It's used and recommended bySex industry professionals.
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There are just two things I wish to comment on about this email.
First of all, I can’t stopping imagining the 30% increase in thickness. I mean come on….30%???
We’re talking an additional thickness like one of those trees you see in the California Redwood Forest.
And second of all, grow your small penis.
To me that sounds like all you need to do is fertilize and water it, and it’ll grow as big as an Arizona cactus.
I truly think this product is just silly horse feathers, and is all BS.
However, Wednesday night I had a dream that I actually purchased these pills.
And you know what?
They worked…..
……and I changed my name to Dick Prickly.
Wishing you a 30% increase in the thickness of your weekend everyone!
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