Forgetful moments




This past weekend I had SEVERAL forgetful moments.

First, I ran out of dish detergent on Friday and kept forgetting to pick it up at the drug store or super market all weekend, therefore I had to use my shower gel to clean my dishes.

Yes, it’s true, you didn't read that wrong.

Incidentally, shower gel works great on dirty dishes in case this ever happens to you. And what’s really cool is that your dishes end up smelling like tropical coconuts instead of sunshine lemons.

Just call me the 'Martha Stewart' of emergency household situations.

Saturday evening after I finished washing the dishes, I absentmindedly forgot to return the shower gel to bathroom so that when I went to take a shower and got myself all wet, I suddenly discovered I had NO shower gel sitting on the side of the bathtub.

Oh, SHIT!

And what made matters worse was that I had also left my bath towel on my futon sofa bed, thus I had NO towel to dry myself off before walking thru my apartment to fetch the shower gel in the kitchen.

Oh, DOUBLE SHIT!

So, what do think I had to do?

Yup….I had to traipse thru my apartment dripping wet and NAKED!

I actually thought about using some toilet paper to dry myself off, but you know how wet toilet paper annoyingly sticks to everything.

No, the only thing I could do was to go 'commando.'

It’s kind of fun tip-toeing naked over a slippery titled floor; clutching anything you can grab your hands onto so you don’t fall and knock yourself unconscious when your head hits the ceramic toilet seat, and the paramedics find you three days later in your birthday suit.

And being a man, you have no idea how nice it feels to have cold air suddenly hit your PRIVATES; making them shrink to the size of two macadamia nuts and a Vienna sausage.

NOT a pretty sight.

Anyway, I ended up retrieving both the shower gel and bath towel, unscathed.

But I’ve noticed myself being very forgetful lately, and I’m really concerned.

Gee….I wonder if it could have anything to do with the signs of AGE?



68 comments

  1. again, i'm sorry that i laughed. you had me chuckled all the way! while still trying to act all serious sitting in front of the computer in the office. i'm sure one of these days, i'll probably drawn some attention to myself just by reading you posts. XD i have the exact experience myself as well, talk about the bad thing about being home alone huh. but i agree, its kinda fun! its breezy, its cold, n not to mentioned exciting! try to avoid the windows n doors especially. hopefully no one saw me!

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  2. Poor you, forgetfulness is a terrible thing. I suffer from it on a daily basis ... one of these days I shall forget who I am. May I suggest you buy two of everything next time you go shopping? At least you had a naked thrill which you might not have had if your memory was working properly. BTW I like the new header. Hope you have an awesome week.

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  3. I hate that! It's usually when I'm in a hurry, need to shave my legs and have to hop out of the shower, forgot to put my towel close by and have to rummage through the drawers, dripping all over everything. And, I think it's funny how we tip toe around. I'm not so worried about tripping but making a mess. It's just water.
    Don't worry. We all have those days. I'm sitting here completely dressed without my bra on. Now that might have been laziness.

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  4. What an exciting venture...nudity, wind blowing, trying not to fall and rupture body parts...sound like nude camp, all in the privacy of your apartment!!!!! Washing dishes with shower gel...at least you didn't have to shower with dish detergent!

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  5. I'm laughing at the thought of all of this. At least I hope your curtains were closed? No fair giving the neighbors a free peep show, unsolicited. I guess you were a "Showing Tom" instead of a "Peeping Tom"? And I'm with Suzi, at least you didn't have to wash with dish detergent or laundry detergent.

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  6. Good Morning Levian~

    " while still trying to act all serious sitting in front of the computer in the office."

    OMG, how hysterical! I bet the people you work with are wondering what you're laughing at - HA! I wish I had access to computer at work. No wait, that wouldn't be good because I would be ON IT all day, BLOGGING!

    "talk about the bad thing about being home alone huh. but i agree, its kinda fun! its breezy, its cold, n not to mentioned exciting! try to avoid the windows n doors especially. hopefully no one saw me!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA! I kept thinking the same thing! Luckily, my apartment is on a higher floor so the chances of someone seeing me NAKED (outside of a window washer) are slim to none.

    Thanks for stopping by, Levian! Always so nice to read your comments! Hope you're having a wonderful Monday!

    X

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  7. it's OK
    I do crap like this all the time
    I have decided it is because I am so brilliant that my head just doesn't have room for tiny details

    I have used shampoo as shower gel, works just fine

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  8. Goood Morning Valerie~

    "Poor you, forgetfulness is a terrible thing."

    Yes it is, and I'm getting WORSE every year!!!!

    "May I suggest you buy two of everything next time you go shopping?"

    Yes, you're exactly right, buy TWO of everything so this doesn't happen again.

    "At least you had a naked thrill which you might not have had if your memory was working properly."

    HAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! You said it! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Thanks for noticing the new header! I had a caricature drawn for me at work a couple of weeks ago by a wonderful artist, so I cropped the head off and made it into a new header. Sometimes at work we have special events, where an artist will come in and do caricatures, engravings on bottles, or embroideries on gift handbags. It's a lot of fun!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, dear lady! Wishing you an awesome week too!

    X

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  9. Hey Jen~

    "I hate that! It's usually when I'm in a hurry, need to shave my legs and have to hop out of the shower, forgot to put my towel close by and have to rummage through the drawers, dripping all over everything."

    OMG, isn't that the WORST? And quess what? I did it AGAIN this morning when I went to take my shower - UGH!!!!!! I have GOT to get dish detergent today, pronto!

    "And, I think it's funny how we tip toe around. I'm not so worried about tripping but making a mess."

    Yup...me too! But you're right....it's only water.

    "I'm sitting here completely dressed without my bra on. Now that might have been laziness."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, how HILARIOUS! And I can just picture it! And btw, I'm sitting here with just my UNDERWEAR on - HA!

    Thanks for stopping by, my friend! Have a super week!

    X

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  10. You have no idea how much I laughed when I was reading this (a) because I was imagining you slipin'n'slidin' through your apartment and (b) I've done it myself! LOL

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  11. Good Morning SuziCate~

    "What an exciting venture...nudity, wind blowing, trying not to fall and rupture body parts...sound like nude camp, all in the privacy of your apartment!!!!!"

    Yeah, Ron's At-Home Nude Camp!!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaw!!

    "at least you didn't have to shower with dish detergent!"

    HA! OMG, you're right, Suzi! Can you imagine what my skin would look like? An ELEPHANT!

    Thank you for stopping by, my friend! Have a wonderful week!

    X

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  12. Morning Peg~

    "At least I hope your curtains were closed? No fair giving the neighbors a free peep show, unsolicited. I guess you were a "Showing Tom" instead of a "Peeping Tom"?"

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, Peg....that's freakin' HILARIOUS! a Showing Tom!

    No, my mini blinds were open and it was night, but thank god my apartment is high up so the chance of someone having seen me were nil. Drats!

    Always so great seeing ya, dear friend! I hope you're feeling better today and that your tooth is better.

    (((( Peg )))))

    Have a super week!

    X

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  13. Good Morning Dianne~

    "I do crap like this all the time

    I have decided it is because I am so brilliant that my head just doesn't have room for tiny details"

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME take, dear lady! I've gotta remember that one the next time this happens.

    "I have used shampoo as shower gel, works just fine."

    Yeah, me too. And you're right....works just fine!

    Thanks for stopping by you brilliant lady, you! Always a HOOT!

    Have a wonderful week!

    X to you and the gang!

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  14. Good Morning Akelamalu~

    " (a) because I was imagining you slipin'n'slidin' through your apartment and (b) I've done it myself!"

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA! Isn't getting older faaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous???

    Glad to hear I'm not the only one who does crazy stuff like this!

    Thanks for stopping by, m'dear! Always a pleasure!

    Wishing you a non-forgetful week!

    X

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  15. Ron, I've been going through this myself. I shoveled some snow outside my house last night and then promptly went inside, leaving the shovel behind. Fortunately I had to take out the trash and I was able to retreive the shovel before someone else did. I think it's stress and having so much on your mind that you forget about little things--like towels.

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  16. Hey Rob~

    "Ron, I've been going through this myself."

    *sigh of relief*

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay, glad to hear I'm not the only one who's been doing this lately.

    "I think it's stress and having so much on your mind that you forget about little things--like towels."

    HA! Yeah, I think you may be right, buddy!

    Thanks for stopping by, Rob! Hope you're having a great Monday! Hey, I hear we're suppose to get MORE snow this week!

    X

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  17. Bro, forgetting things is a sign of extreme intelligence. Our brains can only hold so much and then stuff starts to slop out the sides, like a full bucket. You've filled your brain, babe and now you are just losing some trivial thoughts. No worries, you're BRILLIANT! I'm damn near uber-genius 'cause I forget stuff ALL the time! ;)

    Glad you made it back to the shower without damaging anything important!

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  18. OH! See forgot to mention, I LOVE the drawing of you up top!

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  19. Hey Lady Nitebyrd~

    OMG...I freakin' LOVE your explaination!!!

    "Bro, forgetting things is a sign of extreme intelligence. Our brains can only hold so much and then stuff starts to slop out the sides, like a full bucket."

    HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA! Sounds good to me, Sis!

    "I'm damn near uber-genius 'cause I forget stuff ALL the time!"

    Bwhahahahahahahaaha!

    Yeah, glad I made it back to the shower without damaging anything important too! Of course, it got a little small on the way, though. Tee, hee!

    Thanks for stopping by you brilliant lady, you!

    Have a FAB Monday!

    X

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  20. Hi Nitebyrd, just saw your second comment.

    THANK YOU! As you may have already read in my other comment, I had a caricature done a few weeks ago and decided to make it into my header. The artist who did it is so talented and a really cool lady!

    X

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  21. Heh heh ... I've forgotten bath towels all the time !
    I do however have a bath towel to dry hands in the bathroom... it comes in handy during such emergencies.

    'Hello Guest, please dry your hands on that towel I only used earlier this morning to dry by butt & crack'

    I've washed my dishes with hotel soap while on the road.

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  22. I just noticed your new header ! Very nice ! Did you draw it ?

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  23. Hey Jaffer~

    "I do however have a bath towel to dry hands in the bathroom... it comes in handy during such emergencies."

    Yes! Yes! And THANK YOU for reminding me about that because I normally have one or two stashed away under the sink, but I had just done my laundry, therefore everything was still sitting on my bed.

    "'Hello Guest, please dry your hands on that towel I only used earlier this morning to dry by butt & crack'"

    Bwhahahahahahhahahaha! HILARIOUS!!!

    Thank you for noticing the new header. No, I didn't draw it myself, it was a caricature drawing that someone did a few weeks ago at work, so I decided to crop off the body and just use the head. She (the artist) does such an amazing job with caricatures.

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy! ALWAYS a delight to read your comments! Hope you're enjoying a FAB day!

    X

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  24. By the time I got down here to comment, I'd forgotten what I read! Well not really, but I can forget what I've forgotten lately!

    I couldn't help laughing at the scene. Thankfully we have carpet throughout our house (It's cold in the UK). Even our bathroom has a special carpet, so no slipping and sliding for us :)

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  25. ron, am i here, is this your blog...who is that person, that MAN[with the lovely blue eyes, paul newman blue] up there, how did she turn into him from bette??? do tell, i am so addled, my mind just will not work these days....as i get younger each day, there is NO excuse for this stuff so stop trying to make me think i am getting O L D ... don't you know that's a very bad word? that just thinking O L D makes you O L D? well?

    now as to this traipsing[i adore this word especially when it concerns naked men ;] through your apt nude....do you have drapes, blinds, shades, shutters, coverings, sheets, newspapers covering your windows? well, if not, i suggest you write this down... BUY WINDOW COVERINGS just in case this ever happens again and you don't realize it....one never knows in your condition and one cannot be too careful when living in the city with prying eyes, i imagine, just about everywhere, including rooftops and gutters..........................hmmmm, must run, i forgot my panties. xxxx

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  26. ron@bette, maybe that comment should be private, just between us....i hate it when i cannot read my comments,they are just gone and i have no way of deleting what i said and can't remember exactly what it was...you know what i mean...i shall leave it to your discretion. xoxo

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  27. UH why oh why was I actually picturing you doing that. *erases mental picture as I type*

    Actually, it also reminded me of the bathroom scene in Planes, Trains when Neil has to use the bathroom after Del and it's a horror in there and he has only one wash cloth to dry off with. HAHA

    Hey, I hear ya about the kitchen issue... I have used the hand soap for washing dishes AND when I'm out of bubble bath, I will squirt a little shampoo in the tub. Shhh... don't tell anyone, k?? teehee

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  28. That would be LACK of tooth! It's tender but ok, thanks. And BTW... I noticed the new header. I love the new pic!!!

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  29. did my comment go through or bye bye. you can delete one. it took a while....

    i do love the new header too. first thing i noticed.

    now on with the laughter.

    bwhahahahahha. i too think i'm going to be found naked for some reason after slipping in the shower using too much skin so soft from avon. i come out looking like a darn seal. lol.

    too funny, we're not old or forget...just mature and we use selective thinking.

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  30. Whoa!! New header alert! Now how cool is that?! Well done....holy cow--someone's pretty darn talented!

    Not sure what to tell ya about the forgetfulness--mostly cuz I suffer from it as well.
    I mean seriously......as in half way on the way to get something I've forgotten what it was that I was going to get.
    Phone numbers? Ummmm...thank goodness for contact lists and auto-dial.
    Addresses?
    Yeah.....notsomuch.....
    Birthdays of significant people?
    If it ain't on the calendar--they're not really having one. :-/

    *sigh*
    Honestly--sometimes I barely get out of my seat before I've forgotten what I was getting up for--forget half way across that room.....that was way too generous. LOL

    And yes--shower gel substitutes for dishsoap. Shampoo substitutes for the shower gel that's now in the kitchen. And that razor I was gonna use to shave with...yaknow--the one in the drawer wayyyyyyyyyy over there...

    Forget it. LOL

    A bit of fuzzy stuff on the legs is sexy.
    I assure himself of that ALL the time.
    He agrees.

    ROFL
    Smart man. LOLOLOL

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  31. Hiya Babs~

    "By the time I got down here to comment, I'd forgotten what I read!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You sound just like ME! I often times forget what I came into a room for!!!!

    "Even our bathroom has a special carpet, so no slipping and sliding for us"

    OMG, how WONDERFUL!!!! I don't think I've ever heard of carpet in the bathroom, but it's a GREAT idea!

    Yes, it's been VERY cold here too! In fact, tomorrow we're getting FREEZING rain, then snow!

    Always so nice to see your comments, dear lady! Thank you for stopping by!

    X

    Stay warm!

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  32. Hello Linda~

    That's ME! Someone did a caricature of my face a few weeks ago, so I cropped it and made a new header out of it. The woman who did it, was so interesting to talk to and VERY talented!

    "there is NO excuse for this stuff so stop trying to make me think i am getting O L D ... don't you know that's a very bad word? that just thinking O L D makes you O L D? well?"

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're right, we're NOT getting OLD, we're getting better, like fine WINE!

    Don't you love the word TRAIPSING? I don't know where I first heard it, but I say it all the time.

    Yes, I window coverings - mini blinds. And the damn things were OPEN when I TRAIPSED across my apartment, NEKKID! I don't think anyone saw me though, because the windows were all STEAMY - HA!

    "hmmmm, must run, i forgot my panties."

    Bwhahahahahahhahaha! OMG, you're HYSTERICAL!!!!

    Much thanks for dropping by, dear friend! Hope you're feeling better and had a nice weekend.

    (((( Linda ))))

    xoxoxoxo

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  33. Just saw your second comment Linda....

    NO WAY, I wouldn't delete your comment, I think it's HILARIOUS!

    I know, a lot of people would prefer if I didn't moderate my comments because of that exact reason. But with all the spam I get, I must. Thank you for understanding.

    xoxoxox

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  34. Hi Crystal Chick~

    "UH why oh why was I actually picturing you doing that. *erases mental picture as I type*"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know, NOT a pretty sight, hu?

    Funny you mentioned the movie Planes, Trains because someone else mentioned the same thing on that post I wrote a few weeks ago about my experience on the bus to NYC!

    "I have used the hand soap for washing dishes AND when I'm out of bubble bath, I will squirt a little shampoo in the tub. Shhh... don't tell anyone, k??"

    Shhhhh....okay, I won't tell anyone However, I've done the same thing! My mother one time used dish detergent for BUBBLE BATH, can you believe THAT!?!?!

    Always great seeing ya, neighbor! Thanks for stopping by. Hope all is going well with your lovely creations of jewelry and cards. Can't wait to see them!

    Have a faaaaaaaabulous week!

    X

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  35. Hi again, Peg~

    Oh that's right, I forgot. But I'm SOOOOOO glad to hear it's okay. My tooth abscess was tender for a few days after the drain, so I understand.

    Thanks for noticing the new header. I felt creative this past weekend, so I played around with a caricature someone did for me and cropped the head off - HA!

    X

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  36. Hiya V~

    Sorry to hear about your comment being slow to load, it's been doing that lately. OY, BLOGGER!

    But, yes...it did go thru. Yup, I deleted the first one.

    Glad you like the header, and thanks for noticing. I played around with it this past weekend and changed it up a bit. The artist who did caricature was soooo good!

    "i too think i'm going to be found naked for some reason after slipping in the shower using too much skin so soft from avon. i come out looking like a darn seal."

    Bwhahahahhaahaha! OMG, that's freakin' hysterical! My mother use to be a big Avon buyer, and Skin So Soft was one of her favorite items. But, yeah...that stuff is SLIPPERY! It's also really great for detering mosquito's too.

    "we're not old or forget...just mature and we use selective thinking."

    Right on, girl!

    Much thanks for stopping by. Hope you had a great weekend and a super week!

    X

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  37. Ron Ron Ron...I have missed you. Your post is very funny and true. I hate forgetting things and at our age it does make you wonder. You are a very funny man and can take something ordinary and make it extraordinarily funny!!!

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  38. Hiya Mel~

    Awwww...thanks so much for noticing the new header. I decided to change things up a bit and give Bette a break for awhile. A wonderful artist did the caricature for me, so I cropped it to fit just my head. I also thought it would make my blog header a little more personal.

    "I mean seriously......as in half way on the way to get something I've forgotten what it was that I was going to get.

    Phone numbers? Ummmm...thank goodness for contact lists and auto-dial."

    OMG, Mel....I do the same things!!! I always forget WHY I walked into room so I have to walk back out again to JUMP START my memory - HA! And phone numbers? Forget it! I purposely won't put them on speed dial so it forces me to remember them. Last year I forgot one of my BEST friends birthdays! But, that's okay because she's forgotten mine in the past - tee, hee!

    "A bit of fuzzy stuff on the legs is sexy.
    I assure himself of that ALL the time.
    He agrees."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh how faaaaaabulous! I guess that's because many women in certain countries within Europe, choose not to shave their legs. I know they don't in Amsterdam.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, dear lady. And for reassuring me that I'm NOT going insane with my forgetfulness lately. It seems that a lot of people have shared in their comments that they too, forget.

    Have a wonderful week!

    (((Mel)))

    X

    P.S. hugs to the Bug!

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  39. *JUMPING UP AND DOWN; CHEERING*

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....it's SUSIE, it's SUSIE!!!!!

    This is just too damn weird because ALL WEEKEND you have been in my thoughts, and I was tempted to call you or email you to see how you were.

    I have missed you too - BIG TIME! I noticed your blog has been closed. Is it temporary? I hope! Because I sooooooo miss your wonderful posts. You're such a talented writer and I miss it!

    Yes, forgetting things at our age is only natural. Shirley MCLaine once said that the reason we forget things as we get older, is because those are the things that we no longer need to remember - HA!

    Thanks soooooooooooo much for stopping by, dear lady! What a TREAT! You made my week!

    Hope all is well!

    ((( Susie )))

    X

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  40. I forgot I had to come back hear to see your reply until NOW...

    wait... is it here or hear ? Damn ... I'll look them up when I remember where I put the Dictionary...

    Sigh !

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  41. Hey again Jaffer!

    "wait... is it here or hear ? Damn ... I'll look them up when I remember where I put the Dictionary...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, how flawless, man! You are tooo funny!

    Yes, you'll find my replies to your comments above.

    Thanks for stopping by and thanks for your SUPER comments. I so enjoy them!

    Hope you had a great day!

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  42. My dad used to call these "senior moments." Then when I started getting them, it made me feel crappy, lol.

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  43. Oh, my! I'm not even 30 and I have those moments. It can't be age because I've always had them. Must be a mild form of scatterbrain-ism.
    And I do the tip toe-ing also, scared that I might slip. The funny part is that sometimes I walk naked around the house, thinking "who's going to see me? all the curtains are closed". Well, wrong again, Alex. Last night my neighbours got a full show and then some. Oh, the shame! Well, at least I don't think they would recognize me if they saw me fully clothed. At least i think so...

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  44. I actually laughed out loud for real - OLFR - when you wrote about two macadamia nuts and a vienna sausage. Now, there's an image that'll be burned into my brain for days! Which is kinda scary, when you think about it.

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  45. OK Ron, my question is: Did you dry off and dress before you typed out this post or did you suddenly find your butt cheeks stuck to your computer chair?

    Either way I hate the cold air for more reason than one, now just where did I leave that towel

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  46. Hey Dr. Cynicism~

    Yes, I've heard that term from elders too - "Senor moments"

    OMG...I guess that means '55' is moving into a SENIOR!!!

    "Then when I started getting them, it made me feel crappy, lol."

    Yeah, me too!

    Who am I again??????? HA!

    Thanks for stopping by Doc! Always enjoyed. Hope you had a super Monday. Enjoy your week!

    X

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  47. Hey Ron, I forgot to say how much I like the new header picture..well done Buddy!!

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  48. Hey Alexandra~

    "Oh, my! I'm not even 30 and I have those moments."

    Oh thank heavens! I was beginning to think I was slipping down into OLD AGE!

    And it's funny because I too can be a bit of a scatterbrain at times, so maybe that's it. Although it's happening A LOT lately.

    "Last night my neighbours got a full show and then some. Oh, the shame!"

    Bwhahahahahahaha! Oh how FUNNY! You GO, girl! Woo! Woo!

    I live amost directly across the street from a hotel, and sometimes I've seen people standing in the window NAKED and BRUSHING THEIR TEETH in the morning. I kind you not! My mother says I should get a pair of binoculars!!!!!!!

    Oh, the shame!

    Always so nice seeing you! Much thanks for stopping by. Have a grrrrrrrrreat week, SHOW GIRL!!!!

    X

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  49. Hey Mark~

    "about two macadamia nuts and a vienna sausage. Now, there's an image that'll be burned into my brain for days! Which is kinda scary, when you think about it."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, it is, isn't it? But that's exactly what they looked like!!!!

    Thanks for stopping by, bud! Always a HOOT to see ya! Have a wonderful week!!!!

    X

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  50. Howdy Jimmy~

    "Did you dry off and dress before you typed out this post or did you suddenly find your butt cheeks stuck to your computer chair?"

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! Bwhahahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS!!!

    Yes, I swear...I wrote this post FULLY-CLOTHED! Cross my fingers and hope to die!

    "Either way I hate the cold air for more reason than one, now just where did I leave that towel"

    HA! Ain't it the truth, though? They shrink down to NOTHING once that cold air hits them. I need a telescope to find them - HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend! And thanks for the great laugh!

    X to you and Cindy!

    P.S. thanks for noticing the new header, buddy! So glad you enjoyed it. I had so much fun putting it together this past weekend.

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  51. Hey Ron

    You would fit right in at my house. I know my neighbours get peeks on a regular basis. If it isn't my girls running naked through the yard, it is Mama wandering the house a la buff. I keep waiting to see an ambulance at one of the neighbours, as there are quite a few single senior men in close proximity, that get cheap thrills via our house. It's all good I figure (until the guilt of heart attacks comes down on my sorry head!) Haha.

    I too love the new header. xo
    Katherine

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  52. Yes, my friend the mind starts to go into hibernation as you get older. Now, I have to check my wallet just to see who the hell I am. Just yesterday; or maybe it was the day before; it could have been three weeks ago I forgot to turn the hot water off in the kitchen sink. When I returned two days later it was as if I walked in a humid rain forest.
    As for walking Naked in your apartment I love the idea it feels so good to have that cool breeze blow accross my man area. It has been years since I got a cool blow job.
    The great part about your memory fading is that when you walk by a mirror you see somene you know and you think that an old friend has come to visit. When that happens I run into the kitchen and make a pot of pasta and pour two glasses of wine. We have a great time me and my friend in the mirror.

    talk to you later

    AL Zimer

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  53. Hey Katherine~

    "If it isn't my girls running naked through the yard, it is Mama wandering the house a la buff."

    I truly admire anyone that can feel that free...NAKED! Believe it or not, I can be so SHY!


    "I keep waiting to see an ambulance at one of the neighbours, as there are quite a few single senior men in close proximity, that get cheap thrills via our house. It's all good I figure (until the guilt of heart attacks comes down on my sorry head!) Haha."

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I'm sitting here drinking my morning coffee and, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA'ing!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, dear lady! And thanks for the great morning laugh!

    Glad you like the new header, and thank you for noticing.

    Have WONDERFUL day!

    X

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  54. Goooooood Morning Dave/Al Zimer~

    "Yes, my friend the mind starts to go into hibernation as you get older. Now, I have to check my wallet just to see who the hell I am."

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHA! I hear ya...that's why I have to carry my I.D. all the time!!!

    Who am I?

    " love the idea it feels so good to have that cool breeze blow accross my man area. It has been years since I got a cool blow job."

    Bwhahahahahahahahhahahahaha! I just SPEWED my coffee reading that!!!

    "When that happens I run into the kitchen and make a pot of pasta and pour two glasses of wine. We have a great time me and my friend in the mirror."

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, you KILL me man!

    Thanks sooooooooooooooo much for stopping by, my Libra friend! You always make me laugh my ass off!

    Have a TERRIFIC Tuesday!

    X

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  55. You are so funny dear Ron... Shower gel for dishes, now that is being Martha-liciously inventive!

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  56. Bonjour Susu~

    "Shower gel for dishes, now that is being Martha-liciously inventive!"

    Yeah, I may even write my own book on a hundred ways to use shower gel - HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

    Always delightful to see you, beautiful lady!

    Thank you for dropping by today!

    Hope you had a terrific Tuesday....X

    Ciao!

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  57. where do i even begin, bestie?!

    sorry i've been absent, with the mag getting printed, my bff having a baby, and getting engaged, i've been busy.

    okay... so...i've never run out of toilet paper in my whole life. in fact, due to my OCD personality, i never run out ANYTHING cus i'm always prepared... I had it on my shopping list last week, but must have forgot.

    well...

    this morning, i woke up, and BAM out of toilet paper. None. anywhere. And, just so happens chicago is getting hit with the biggest blizzard in history at the moment.

    me = using paper napkins.

    and it's funny that you refer to yourself as martha. I often call myself the Martha Stuart of Cherry Valley (town i live in) cus i can make a fricken 5 course dinner out of a piece of bread and a questionable banana if i have to!!

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  58. This is so funny. Im just picturing you running out of the shower running around your apartment to grab your towel and shower gel!

    I have CRSS - Cant Remember Shit Syndrome too. And it seems to be getting worse all the time.

    PS; Im totally using your shower gel idea if we ever run out of dish detergent!

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  59. The cup of coffee I am now drinking represents the last of the coffee in the entire house, so I can relate with your forgetfulnesss! :)

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  60. Hey Blunt~

    Noooooooo need to apologize, girl. I totally understand that you been swamped with a lot of new things this past month and I think it's sooooooooo damn exciting!!!

    "this morning, i woke up, and BAM out of toilet paper. None. anywhere. And, just so happens chicago is getting hit with the biggest blizzard in history at the moment."

    OMG, don't you freakin' hate that???? I try to keep at least two or three rolls handy because my apartment is small, so I can't have too-too much around. But, I too have run out of TP, that's when I have to use NAPKINS. They're a bit rough, but they WORK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!

    We here in Philly are also due for another blizzard this week - Oy vey, lots of snow this winter!

    "i can make a fricken 5 course dinner out of a piece of bread and a questionable banana if i have to!!"

    Oooooo, sounds awesome! You GO, Martha Blunt Stewart!

    Much thanks for stopping by. Always so great to see ya, bestie!

    X

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  61. Hi Meleah~

    "I have CRSS - Cant Remember Shit Syndrome too. And it seems to be getting worse all the time."

    Bwhahahahaahahahahaha! Holy shit, that's a flawless way to put it! I gotta remember that the next time I forget something. Which will probably we an hour from now - HA!

    Honestly, shower gel works just as good on dishes, so if you're ever in a pinch, go for it!

    Thanks for stopping by, my Libra friend! Hope you're feeling better!

    {{{{{ Meleah }}}}}}}

    X

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  62. Greetings Scott~

    Welcome! Thank you for stopping. Nice to meet you!

    "The cup of coffee I am now drinking represents the last of the coffee in the entire house"

    Ooooops, don't you HATE when that happens? And I desperately need my coffee in the morning!

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  63. Ahahaahaha...too much! It does seem like the older you get the more you forget. There have been times I've gotten into my car only to realize that I don't have my keys (but I chalk that one to not being a morning person), and when I leave the house I actually find myself checking to see if I'm wearing pants. I know, strange, but for some bizarre reason I have this nagging phobia that I'm going to show up to work one day sans pants. Heh...

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  64. Hey Herman~

    "There have been times I've gotten into my car only to realize that I don't have my keys (but I chalk that one to not being a morning person)."

    Meeeeee too! When I was driving and still had a car, I would forget my keys ALL THE TIME. One time when I ran into a 7-11, I accidentally closed the car door and locked the keys inside while the car STILL RUNNING. YIKES!

    I use to have a recurring dream when I was a kid that I went to school without my pants on and the whole classroom was laughing at me!!!

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy! Hope you had a terrific Tuesday!

    X to you and family!

    P.S. don't forget your keys tomorrow morning!

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  65. Hi Ronnie,
    Monday & yesterday were so manic!!
    I did stop here Monday to first read and I had such a hearty belly laugh!!
    OMG, dearie; what an absulutely sight you were for sore eyes!!
    We all get those blanks as we get up there in age.
    It is said that it is normal, but it is also a royal pain.

    It is so weird how short term memory and the long-term type does not erode at the same level.
    You can take any Senior and ask him or her to talk about where they grew up, who were their best friends,etc, and many of them remember remarkable details!
    My Dad would be able to tell you on what boat he was servivng(US Navy),who were his shipmates, where they sailed to,etc.

    Thank you for a very good laugh; we all needed it and you too!
    xo

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  66. Bonjour Barbara~

    Tee, hee....glad you had a giggle!

    "It is so weird how short term memory and the long-term type does not erode at the same level.

    You can take any Senior and ask him or her to talk about where they grew up, who were their best friends,etc, and many of them remember remarkable details!"

    Yes! Yes! Absolutely! And what's really strange, is that my own long memory is remarkable, however ask me to remember the name of someone you introduced me to 10 minutes ago, and I forget it!

    Oh, well....such is the glory of aging!

    Much thanks for stopping by, my friend! Always a delight seeing ya!

    (((( Barb ))))

    Have a FAB Wednesday!

    X

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  67. ronnie dear, no way did i mean to make you feel you needed to NOT moderate your comments...kidding you but my way of kidding can be rather, shall we say, stern? or unforgiving or bitching...yes, bitching is a good word but actually, once i hit the button, i have already forgotten what i wrote. :)
    xoxoxo

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  68. Hello Dearest Linda~

    "but actually, once i hit the button, i have already forgotten what i wrote."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Me too!

    OMG, you're hysterical!!!

    Actually, quite a few people I blog with moderate their comments, so I do know how strange it feels to not see you commets. I always wonder if I've misspelled something - HA!

    (((( Linda ))))

    xoxoxoxo

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