Last week we had a special event at work, which included a DJ who played an awesome variety of music.
One of the songs was, Cupid Shuffle, which I'm ashamed to say I had NEVER heard before.
Well, ever since, I’ve been listening to the song on You Tube and line dancing around my apartment; doing the Cupid Shuffle moves. I even do it while I’m washing the dishes. You haven't lived until you've seen a soapy fork FLY out of your hands and across the room while trying to dance.
I COULD NOT get that song out of my head because it had such a great beat.
In fact, at one point during the middle of the night on Saturday, I woke myself up dancing the Cupid Shuffle in my SLEEP.
“To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right…to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left…now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick…now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself.”
Please don't tell anyone this yet, because it's a secret. I’ve decided to quit my job and become a professional rapper and then tour the world.
I’ll call myself, Rapper Ronnie, The Gift Wrapper.
Who knows, maybe I'll get some gigs at the geriatric community centers in Miami Beach, Florida. But I may have to dye my hair BLUE first.
What do ya think? Have you ever seen or heard of a 57-year old rapper?
Well, now you have…