I have the most incredible sweet tooth. If I could live off sweets and ONLY sweets, I probably would.
Oh wait, I lied, with the exception of eating cashew nuts. LOVE them!
My two favorite sweet flavors are peppermint and dark chocolate.
Therefore, when you combined them in one of my favorite candies, a York Peppermint Pattie, it’s like I just had a mind-blowing sweetgasm.
Yes, you heard me right….a SWEETGASM.
*note: I just invented that word
Perhaps that’s what York means by their advertising slogan, “Get the sensation!”
Often when I eat a York Peppermint Pattie, I have to close my eyes and not speak; allowing the two flavors to stroke my taste buds until my body reaches a peak of shivers and quivers, as a cool breeze blows over my private parts, when at last I cry out…”Oh god! Oh, god!”
Which is why I should only eat York Peppermint Patties in the privacy of my own bedroom because having a sweetgasm in public is just, well, a little embarrassing.
Plus, while eating a Peppermint Pattie, I enjoy listening to a recording of Barry White singing, "It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next To Me."
Please watch this quick clip of my favorite York Peppermint Pattie commerical. It's so clever!
While putting this post together, I came across some interesting York Peppermint Pattie items that I never knew existed.
Here, take a look...
Peppermint Pattie Coffee Creamer: OMG...how decadently sinful! And not only would I put this in my coffee, but my cereal, soup and over pasta, as well.
Peppermint Pattie Candle: I fear that if I had one of these, the scent would make want to eat Peppermint Patties even MORE SO.
Peppermint Pattie Earphones: I wonder if when you put these in your ears they subliminally say, "Get the sensation...get the sensation!"
Peppermint Pattie Ice Cream Bars: Two words. MULTIPLE sweetgasms.
Yes folks, I adore York Peppermint Patties.
So much so that you can call me...Peppermint Patty!
Get the sensation!
Joke: What do you call an orgasm from cashew nuts?
Answer: A nutgasm.