Today, For Your Entertainment: A Cow Joke


Joke:

What do you call a herd of masturbating cows?


Beef Strokin' Off


Wishing you a humorous weekend, y'all!
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25 comments

  1. Val DaggattJanuary 25, 2020

    Haha, between us we've handed out a few laughs! Hope you have a pleasant weekend. Time is sure going at a pace!

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  2. Well, that was a different post for you! Lol, happy weekending Ron!

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  4. Oh my god Ron, that was hysterical! LOL!

    Thanks for starting my Saturday off with a laugh!

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  5. roflmao! Ron, that was great! Both my girlfriend and I laughed our asses off. Gotta share that joke at our next gathering of friend.

    Thanks, dude!

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  6. HA! We sure did, Valerie! Hope you have a pleasant weekend as well!

    And yes, time is sure going at such a fast pace. I can't believe it's almost February!?!

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  7. HA! I remembered this joke yesterday when I was at work which made everyone laugh, so I thought I'd share it here.

    Happy weekend too, my friend! And thanks a bunch for stopping by!

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  8. Glad you had a laugh, Candice! Someone told me this joke YEARS, which I suddenly remember yesterday while at work, which I shared with my coworkers who laughed and laughed.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Have a fantabulous weekend!
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  9. HA! Glad you and your girlfriend had a laugh, Matt. I shared this joke at work yesterday, which made everyone laugh, so I thought I'd share it here. Someone told me this joke years and years ago, which I suddenly remembered. I thought it was VERY funny too!

    Have a super week, my friend, and thanks for stopping by!

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  10. Never heard that one before -- and here, I live in the Midwest, where cows are fairly abundant. You know I'm never going to see one of those critters again without thinking of you, Ron! xo

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  11. Well, we were thinking about grilling steaks tonight. Now I'm not so sure...

    Happy weekend to you, Ron!

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  12. OMG Ron, I will NEVER see a cow or see the words beef stroganoff and not think of this joke!

    VERY, VERY funny! Thanks for the laughs! ox

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  13. Ha! Wasn't prepared for that one! (Started to write "didn't see that one coming" but, you know....

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  14. HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, your comment made me HOWL! VERY "clever" with words you are. That was brilliant!!!

    Kinda reminds me of a cartoon I once saw in a magazine that showed a sign that men see while exiting a sperm bank which read: "Thank you for coming" Bwhahahahhaha!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Hope you're having a faaaaaaabulous weekend!

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  15. Glad you had a laugh, Denise! I know, I feel the same way anytime I read the words beef stroganoff. HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, girl. Hope you're enjoy a terrific weekend!
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  16. Bwhahahhahahaha! Mark, you have the BEST sense of humor! That was FAB-U-LOUS!!!!

    Happy weekend, my friend! And thanks for stopping by!

    X to you and Tara!

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  17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Debbie, your comment made me laugh out loud. That's hilarious!!!!

    I heard this joke years and years ago, but I can't remember who told it to me. However, yesterday at work I shared it with several of my coworkers and they all laughed.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Have a great rest of your weekend!

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  18. Ron, both my hubby and I read your post today and we laughed so hard. What a funny and cute joke!

    Thank you for the laugh, neighbor! Hope you're having enjoying this weather and having a relaxing weekend. xo

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  19. Aw...glad to hear that you and your hubby had a laugh. Last night this post was such a last minute thing because I had remember that joke at work yesterday and shared with my coworkers how laughed, so I though...why not share it here?

    YES!!!!! I have off this weekend, so I was outside all day enjoying the weather. I love walking in the rain!

    Have a great weekend, neighbor, and thanks a bunch for stopping by!

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  20. Ron, LOL! That was a good one!

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  21. Glad you enjoyed, Daniel! And thanks so much for stopping by. Great to see ya!

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  22. http://ladyfi.wordpress.comJanuary 28, 2020

    Ha ha! S-moo-ches right back at ya!

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  23. Fiona, your comment was brilliant! HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend!

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  24. GROAN!!!!! I'll never look at cows quite the same way now. :-D X

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  25. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know, Lisa, this joke gives a whole new meaning to cows and beef stroganoff!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Hope you're having FAB week!

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