My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
When I was a kid and my parents would take me along to a friend's home, I would find a time to disappear into the bathroom and just hang out for 20 minutes or so. And I was especially fond of people who had multiple bathrooms, because that meant I could spend a few minutes snooping in each one.
My parents and their friends loved to play cards. So, right in the middle of a good hand, I would slowly work my way towards the “loo.”
Once inside, I'd lock the door and proceed to snoop like hell. Even back then, I was a product junkie and enjoyed seeing what products other people used.
I would start with the medicine cabinet; checking out what brands of aspirin, cough syrup, toothpaste, deodorant, mouthwash, shaving cream, and prescription drugs they used.
And I was very careful to replace each item back to the spot where I found them, so that no one could tell that they had been touched...
The cabinets under the sink were always interesting because I came across various cleaning supplies for the bathroom. Things like Comet and Ajax. Or, Mr. Clean and Pine-Sol.
Sometimes I would also find face and body moisturizers, tampons, a blow dryer, curling iron, and even dirty hair brushes!
Oh, and the bathtub was a magical place as well. I discovered shampoos, conditioners, back brushes and bar soaps. I would sometimes sit down in the empty tub and pantomime taking a bath. And if they had a really fancy shower curtain, I would close it and then slowly open it; pretending I was onstage singing and dancing.
And then, of course, the inevitable would happen. Someone would always knock on the bathroom door and disrupt my snooping.
When I would return to the room where the card game was going on, my mother would say, “Dear God, Ronnie….where have you BEEN?”
I would say, “Oh, I was in the bathroom and had a hard time making #2.”
*Admit it, did you ever snoop through someone else's bathroom when you were a kid? Or even now? Please tell. Your secret is safe with me.