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Ever since I can remember, I have always enjoyed snooping through the cabinets in someone else's bathroom. 

When I was a kid and my parents would take me along to a friend's home, I would find a time to disappear into the bathroom and just hang out for 20 minutes or so. And I was especially fond of people who had multiple bathrooms, because that meant I could spend a few minutes snooping in each one. 

My parents and their friends loved to play cards. So, right in the middle of a good hand, I would slowly work my way towards the “loo.”

Once inside, I'd lock the door and proceed to snoop like hell. Even back then, I was a product junkie and enjoyed seeing what products other people used. 

I would start with the medicine cabinet; checking out what brands of aspirin, cough syrup, toothpaste, deodorant, mouthwash, shaving cream, and prescription drugs they used. 

And I was very careful to replace each item back to the spot where I found them, so that no one could tell that they had been touched...

The cabinets under the sink were always interesting because I came across various cleaning supplies for the bathroom. Things like Comet and Ajax. Or, Mr. Clean and Pine-Sol.

Sometimes I would also find face and body moisturizers, tampons, a blow dryer, curling iron, and even dirty hair brushes!

Oh, and the bathtub was a magical place as well. I discovered shampoos, conditioners, back brushes and bar soaps. I would sometimes sit down in the empty tub and pantomime taking a bath. And if they had a really fancy shower curtain, I would close it and then slowly open it; pretending I was onstage singing and dancing.

And then, of course, the inevitable would happen. Someone would always knock on the bathroom door and disrupt my snooping. 

When I would return to the room where the card game was going on, my mother would say, “Dear God, Ronnie….where have you BEEN?”

I would say, “Oh, I was in the bathroom and had a hard time making #2.”

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Listed below are some products and brands I found in bathrooms.

To this day, I clearly remember the aroma of Jergens face cream. *Notice the price ($1.09 for 10 oz.)...

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Lavoris mouthwash tasted like you OD'd on cinnamon...


The tagline for Prell shampoo was -- "Radiantly Alive' Hair". What the hell does that even mean?!?!...


Gleem was the first "whitening" toothpaste of that time. It claimed to make your teeth GLEEM...


Many women (my mother included) used Dippity-do when setting their hair in rollers and pin curls...


Back then, people used Bactine for EVERYTHING -- sunburns, bee stings, pimples, cuts, scratches, and even brain tumors...


The tagline for Brylcreem was... "a little dab'll do ya!" In case you're interested, here is the 1960s commercial for Brylcreem. It's hysterically corny...


I loved the orange flavor of St. Joseph Aspirin. Therefore, I would fake illness so that my mother would give me these. I'm surprised St. Joseph didn't come down from above and send me to hell for lying so much...


My grandmother used Cashmere Bouquet body powder. And so much so that whenever I would snoop through her bathroom, the entire room (and everything in it) was covered in a thick film of this talcum powder...


Ban was the very first roll-on deodorant (here is the TV commercial). As I got older and began using deodorant, I started with Ban. However, I no longer use anti-perspirant because it eventually caused cysts throughout my armpits. I now only use a deodorant and have had no problems...

 
Sucrets lozenges gave a wonderful "numbing sensation" to your mouth and throat...

 
And because my favorite room to clean in the house is the bathroom, I always enjoyed snooping around; finding cleaning products like Sani-Flush with bubble action...


So yeah, I loved snooping around in other people's bathrooms. It was an obsession for me. However, in today's world, with surveillance cameras everywhere, there is no way I'd ever be able to snoop without being caught...


Happy Snooping, y'all!
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*Admit it, did you ever snoop through someone else's bathroom when you were a kid? Or even now? Please tell. Your secret is safe with me.