Friday, December 12, 2008

Posting on Vent

Hi folks!

I would just like to let everyone know, that because I will not have a day off and working a tremendous amount of hours within the next twelve days, I won’t be online as much, therefore, posting on Vent will be extremely light.

(however, I WILL let you know that I’m still alive…barely)

I will continue to respond to all comments and emails later in the evening, after soaking in a hot bubble bath and then drinking a glass of RED WINE, because if I hear “Does my purchase come with a FREE gift?” one more time….I will BITE someone on the ass!

Please know that I will be thinking of all of you and wishing I were HERE, rather than waiting on psycho customers who can’t make up their minds what to buy for Aunt Wynona or Cousin Norman, and then giving me a nasty look because the store has no more LARGE paper shopping bags left with those wonderful handles!

And please think of me at 5:45pm on December 24th when the store is getting ready to close and there are still 50 customers running around like chicken’s with their heads cut off, because they waited until two minutes before Christmas to buy a gift, so now they’ll just buy anything!

But MOST of all, think of me on December 26th when the store will be filled with those SAME 50 people who return everything!

Aaah…retail…

…I love it more than my own life!

Oh…and if you happen to see me in the store, you can always bring me a cup of coffee with a little half and half…because I’ll desperately need it.

*Please feel free to browse through my archives to read some of my older takes, until I get back to my regular posting schedule.

Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

And remember…keep laughing!

Have humorous weekend, everyone!

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