My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
This is one of those irritating life experiences, that feels as those someone just took a hot curling iron and inserted it into my rectum….
I’m sure this happens to everyone, and I’m sure it irritates you as much as it does me, so let me just vent for all of us, but please feel free to personally vent within your comment.
Tell me something…
Why is it that about 98% of all mall food court tables WIGGLE?
Do you know what I mean by wiggling?
It’s when you sit down and place your elbows on the table; it suddenly shifts from side to side like a see-saw.
So then what do you do?
You usually pick up your food tray and move to another table, only to find that THAT table wiggles. Then you pick up your food tray again, and move to another table; finding that THAT table wiggles.
So round and round you go through the food court, getting more and more pissed off, because your lunch hour is being eaten away by playing merry-go-round-musical-tables.
And then what most of us end up doing, is taking either a folded paper napkin or two sweet & low packets and SHOVING them under one of the table legs to help balance it, whereupon, your food tray sides off the table and comes crashing onto the floor.
End. Of. Lunch.
When this happens to me…
…it makes me want to SCREAM like a caveman and PULL MY HAIR OUT!
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