I Want to be a Pussycat Doll



I’ve already decided that in my next life I’m coming back as a woman, so I can audition for the Pussycat Doll burlesque troupe.

And knowing my karma, I’ll probably come back with the face and body of Ernest Borgnine.

I can still remember the first time I saw the Pussycat Dolls performing to the song Sway, in a special feature that was at the end of the DVD movie Shall we Dance.

Oy chee mamba!….these women were HOT.

I actually felt the need to grab the nearest fire extinguisher and put out the flames of my inner drag queen.

Even I couldn’t help but get a titillating excitement after laying my peeps on these gorgeous ladies.

I immediately called my brother and said, “Tom…have you ever seen the Pussycat Dolls?" He said, “Yeah.” I said, “Well…your otherwise gay brother, just got a “warm fuzzy" looking at them.”

And what I really enjoyed about them was that their performance was very classy - nothing crude or raunchy. It was more about “teasing.”

(which is what burlesque is all about)

I just recently discovered that not only do the Pussycat Dolls have a burlesque troupe, but they also have a Pussycat Dolls vocal group.

Who knew?

Yesterday while I was as work, one of the cosmetic counters had a CD player going with a song that was slowly enticing me to performing erotic dance movements right there in the middle of the store.

Before I knew it, I had the overwhelming desire to do a pole dance for a customer.

The song was fabulously sexy and had the most incredible beat.

And after it was over, I asked the salesgirl at the counter who the vocal group was and she informed me that it was The Pussycat Dolls.

I said, “Holy cat shit...you’re kidding me?”

She said, “No…I kid you not.”

And I’m like, “Ok, that’s it…I WANT TO BE A PUSSYCAT DOLL…NOW!!”






"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me...don't cha?"

Meeeow!

36 comments

  1. NO way! You instead have to make a group of hunky guys that will put chippendale to shame, ok? Their name will be The Cockydog Action Figures, and they need to audition for me first, got it?
    Don't worry...you're guaranteed to be the lead Figure because I know you know how to shake yo moneymaker funbags.
    P.S.: You'll have to wear the breakaway pants.

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  2. "Dont Cha" though. I have loved them since day one and have almost everyone of their songs. They are just the hottest. Ernest Borgnine...LOL too funny Warm and fuzzy...you are a riot my friend. And I know why you wanted to do the poll dance...hell with the PCD it's the thought of that pole I just know it :) Aloha

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  3. Hey Ronnie
    Frankly I would have loved to be a little fly on the wall to see you do a sprite little pole dance ( sans pole). Haaaa! You're hot, baby !

    Something about these chicks is revving up some fire in ya so enjoy Wooo !

    God, I feel like I'm in Philly with this weather we are having... and how about you guys ?)

    Lots of Love to ya, XXX

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  4. I seriously cannot speak after that picture! Ron, you're too much!

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

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  5. *chuckling* Now there's an 'additional bonus gift with your purchase' for ya!

    *laughing*
    WHY do I not have a difficult time imagining this one?

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  6. OMG I needed this this morning!

    Sweetie, you crack me up. I love the Pussycat Dolls, they always give me a warm fuzzy too!

    I need to start shopping where you shop. I don't want to miss the experience of watching you pole dance!

    Have a beautiful holiday weekend, Handsome.

    xoxo
    ~vk~

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  7. Cold shower time....
    and here I thought you didn't like the heat...
    >>> wipes sweat off>>>>>>>

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  8. Aloha Debi!

    I KNEW YOU'D FREAK OUT ABOUT THIS POST!!!

    OMG girl, you made me howl at...

    ...The Cockydog Action Figures...

    That's brilliant!!!

    bwhahahahahahahaha!

    Don't worry Deb, because I'm only wanting to be a Pussycat Doll in my NEXT life. In THIS life, I have every intention of being a Cockydog Action Figure and shake my moneymaking funbags!

    hahahahahhahahahahaha!

    Thanks for stopping by you WILD woman, you!

    LOVED IT!!!

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  9. Aloha Thom!

    You are toooo slick, my friend!

    How did you EVER guess about the POLE???????

    Because it's TRUE!!

    bwhahahahahahaha!!!

    Honestly though, yesterday I didn't even notice that a few customers were watching me dance, and after I was done...they APPLAUDED!

    I said, "No applause please, just throw MONEY!"

    The people I work with don't even notice my insanity anymore - they finally realized it's natural!

    Thanks for dropping by, bud!

    Always GREAT laughing with ya!

    The Pussycat Doll,
    Ernest Borgnine

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  10. Bonjour Barbara!

    OMG...I was totally lost in the music, you should have seen me.

    I had it GOIN' baby!

    I looked like a Pussycat Dog!

    The next time you come to Philly, I'll do a private show for you and Didier.

    bwhahahahahahha!

    Actually, the weather here has not been bad at all. The rain finally stopped and the temperature is very comfortable. High 70's during the day, and 50's at night.

    Thanks for dropping by, my Philly friend!

    Always enjoyed!

    Lots of love back at cha!

    XXX

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  11. Howdy Nitebyrd!

    Listen, after I made that picture even "I" couldn't speak!

    I once had a guy at work say to me...

    ..."You ain't right, Ron."

    And he was RIGHT!!!

    bwhahahahahahaha!

    Always great seeing ya, Sis!

    Love ya!

    Mr. Pussycat
    X

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  12. OMG Mel....you hit the nail on the head, because that's exactly what I said to the people I work with...

    ..."If a cutomer buys something from me today, my Pussycat dance can be a "an additional bonus gift with purchase"...

    I swear!!!!

    *and come to think of it, I made LOTS of money!

    woo! woo!

    Thanks for stopping by Mel!

    X ya!

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  13. Good Morning Vixen Kitten!!

    Aren't the Pussycats the BOMB?

    Hey listen...

    ...I'm thinking of using your blog name when I become a Pussycat Doll. Do you mind if I borrow it? I'll pay you 50% of my earnings - in CASH!

    ...Pussycat Vixen Kitten!

    Meeow!

    hahahahahaha!

    I do three shows a day, so let me know the next time you're in Philly. We'll go have a martini afterwards, ok?

    Always great seeing ya, dear one!

    Enjoy your holiday weekend!

    {{{X}}}

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  14. Hi Lady Sorrow!

    I know...

    ....I don't know what comes over me when I see these ladies!?!?

    HOT! HOT! HOT!

    *ok, time to take a cold shower.

    Bye!

    Have wonderful day, dear Sorrow!

    And thank you for dropping by!

    Love ya!
    XXXXXXXX

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  15. I love them!! their founder is the sister to that diva bastard Jonathan (I adore him) who had the Bev Hills hairdresser reality show

    there were a couple of episodes with them - they're hilarious behind the scenes and wow!! do they work hard

    hours of exercise and fittings and rehearsal

    you're right about them being classy - Mae West would have been a great PussyCat doll - shirley mcclaine in Sweet charity was a PussyCat number

    don't they have a regular gig in Vegas? what a trip that would be!!!

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  16. LOL Funny picture!!
    I have heard the name... but honestly do not know much of what they do. I have to go google them now!!!
    So I guess you're ditching our Cabaret act for a shot at becoming a Doll. I see how it is.....

    Have a great holiday weekend!! The City is going to be CRAZY though.

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  17. Nice legs, Ron. Have you considered insuring them like Tina Turner? And why do I have “Crying Game” visions with you shakin’ your tailfeather in a kitty burlesque show?

    BTW, I was laughing at your phrase “performing erotic dance movements.” It just sounds so, well, procedural.

    Enjoy the long weekend!

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  18. Hi Dianne!

    Aren't they the BOMB????

    SEXY, yet CLASSY!

    Hey, I had no idea about the founder being related to that Jonathan guy with reality show!?!?

    And you're SOOOOO right about Mae West and Shirley Mcclaine being Pussycats Dolls!!!

    Yes...they DO have a regular Vegas Act, and I was going to leave the link to it on this post, but the damn page takes FOREVER to download!?

    Anyway, dear lady...thank you SO MUCH for stopping by and sharing in my excitement about the Pussycat Dolls!

    Hey, listen....maybe you and I can both audition for the troupe in our next lives???

    HA!

    Enjoy your evening, you little Pussycat Doll!

    *wink*

    X

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  19. Helloooo Crystal Chick!

    NO WAY...I'm not ditching our Cabaret Act...NEVER!!

    In my NEXT life I'm planning on being a Pussycat Doll, however, in THIS life it's a male stripper and "our" Act at Barnes and Noble on Rittenhouse!

    Yes!!! OMG...already the city is going crazy! I went grocery shopping earlier and the traffic on the streets was INSANE!

    Thanks for dropping by, neighbor!

    Have an AWESOME weekend!!!!

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  20. Hey MVD!

    Thanks buddy!

    I worked my ass off to get those legs lookin' like that!!!

    (the stairmaster, 60 mins. a day)

    Hey listen, thanks for mentioning having them insured, because I never even thought of that!

    *what do think?....$100,000.???

    Well, I better get back to practicing my "erotic dance movements"...I've got two shows tonight!

    hahahahahhhaha!

    Thanks for dropping by, MVD!

    Have a great holiday weekend!

    Later,

    Senorita Pussycat Doll

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  21. You're such a nut! They are SO hot. And the lead singer is my favorite.

    Oh, wait! The lead singer is you! I love you, dahling. Will you do a private dance for me?

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  22. Hiya Chrissy!

    Oh, but of course, dahling...I will do a private dance for you anytime!!

    Lezbe friends, shall we?

    *wink*

    Don't cha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me...don't cha?

    Thanks for stopping by, Twin!

    Always the BOMB!

    X

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  23. I think you're going to have to wax your brows and upper lip first.

    Pole dancing in the cosmetics section. Now that would be worth the price of admission.

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  24. Howdy Jeff!

    Do ya think?

    I was kinda hoping that the audience would be distracted from the brows and upper lip, by looking at my million dollar legs!

    bwhaahahahahahahaha!

    I'm such a SICK man, aren't I?

    Great seeing ya, bud!

    Thanks for stopping by for a pole dance!

    Meeow!

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  25. Prrrr prrrr...
    Best of luck to you Ron!

    Until your next life, you'll just have to remain being the TIGER that you are! :)

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  26. Oh Ron, Too much funny in this post....Love it and LOVE YOU!

    You're the HOTTEST Doll by far....I just can't take my eyes off of you. "Warm Fuzzy, LMAO"

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  27. Hiya Kate!

    I know, isn't it the pits?

    WHY CAN'T I BE A PUSSYCAT DOLL, DAMN IT??

    Oh well, you're right...I'm a TIGER, so I guess that's not too bad, hu?

    Grrrrrrowl!

    *and meow

    tee, hee

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, Kate!

    Always a wonderful time!

    Enjoy your day!

    X

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  28. Hellooooo Funy Girl

    I think I may have gone a bit over the edge with this one?!?!?

    Ya, think?

    But thank you for thinking me the HOTTEST DOLL by far!

    You and Chrissy deserve a private dance for your compliments!

    woo! woo!

    ALWAYS such a HOOT talking with ya, Funny Girl!

    Love and Pussycat purrrs,

    The Doll
    X

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  29. They are definitely HOT, and even HOTTER with you in the lineup Ron. x

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  30. there was a show on bravo, where all the best trash on cable exists, called "jonathon" about (i think it was called that) maybe not, anyway, his sister was the founder of the PCD's! and he was pretty cute too although a bastard, of course, but those women were very sexy...seemed that was about all they and she was about frankly but nothing wrong with a little blatant sex once in awhile... ;) he was the hair stylist who was very definitely straight-making sure viewers were very very very very clear about it- guy, now it's driving me nuts because I can't remember but I think I'm wrong on it...you could have seen her lots!!! I want to say hairspray too so who knows...

    love ya! you look great as a doll...or is it cat or pussy? saying with all innocence....
    xoxo

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  31. Hi Akelamalu!

    THANK YOU, M'DEAR!

    Aren't I a scortcher????

    meeeeeow!!!!

    hahahahahahaha!

    Thanks for dropping by for a little Pussycat Doll dancin'!

    Hope you had a GRAND day!

    X

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  32. Hi Linda!

    OMG....your last line in your comment was HYSTERICAL!!!!!

    You CRACK ME UP!!!!

    Yes, one of readers (Dianne) informed me about Jonathan being the brother to the founder of the Pussycat Dolls and also refered to him as a BASTARD. Well, if he was trying very, very, very, very hard to make it clear that the viewers knew he was straight...I bet he wasn't!

    HA!

    Anyway, dear Linda...I hope all is well. I specifically sent you some Reiki last night, so I hope you felt it.

    Thanks SO MUCH for stopping by, my wonderful friend!

    And the next time I'm in California...I'll do my Pussycat Doll dance for you, ok?

    You'll LOVE it!!!

    XOXOXOOXXO

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  33. ronnie baby...we can call you Veronica the pussy cat doll. Woo.

    I think you would blow them away sweetie.

    My brother has a thing for them too...I guess it runs in the family. woo!

    did you know they have guest singers that joing the group...to sing and perform, well known celebs too.

    they rock! And you do to baby....ciao honey.

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  34. Dear Miss Jones...

    This is too funny, because I was JUST getting ready to come over to YOUR blog, but decided to check comments first...and there you were!!!

    Hey listen, I think that BOTH you and I should audition for the Pussycat Dolls! Why not? We could tour the world like two little pussycats and purrrrrr!

    I think we'd be a knock-out!

    *and most likely upstage the other girls.

    hahahahahahaha!

    No, I didn't know that about celebs joining there troupe!?!

    Very cool!

    Anyway, sweets...thanks for stopping by for some Pussycat Doll burlesques!

    woo! woo!

    With love,
    Veronica

    Ciao bella
    X

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  35. too funny ron. you would look great as a woman!

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  36. Hi Valerie!

    Oh...thank you, dear lady!

    Hopefully, when I come back in my next life...I won't be donning facial hair!?!

    hahhahahahaha!

    Great seeing ya, Val!

    Thanks a lot for stopping by!

    Have a great weekend!
    X

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