Wednesday, July 01, 2009

I Want to be a Pussycat Doll

I’ve already decided that in my next life I’m coming back as a woman, so I can audition for the Pussycat Doll burlesque troupe.

And knowing my karma, I’ll probably come back with the face and body of Ernest Borgnine.

I can still remember the first time I saw the Pussycat Dolls performing to the song Sway, in a special feature that was at the end of the DVD movie Shall we Dance.

Oy chee mamba!….these women were HOT.

I actually felt the need to grab the nearest fire extinguisher and put out the flames of my inner drag queen.

Even I couldn’t help but get a titillating excitement after laying my peeps on these gorgeous ladies.

I immediately called my brother and said, “Tom…have you ever seen the Pussycat Dolls?" He said, “Yeah.” I said, “Well…your otherwise gay brother, just got a “warm fuzzy" looking at them.”

And what I really enjoyed about them was that their performance was very classy - nothing crude or raunchy. It was more about “teasing.”

(which is what burlesque is all about)

I just recently discovered that not only do the Pussycat Dolls have a burlesque troupe, but they also have a Pussycat Dolls vocal group.

Who knew?

Yesterday while I was as work, one of the cosmetic counters had a CD player going with a song that was slowly enticing me to performing erotic dance movements right there in the middle of the store.

Before I knew it, I had the overwhelming desire to do a pole dance for a customer.

The song was fabulously sexy and had the most incredible beat.

And after it was over, I asked the salesgirl at the counter who the vocal group was and she informed me that it was The Pussycat Dolls.

I said, “Holy cat shit...you’re kidding me?”

She said, “No…I kid you not.”

And I’m like, “Ok, that’s it…I WANT TO BE A PUSSYCAT DOLL…NOW!!”

"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me...don't cha?"

Meeeow!