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I know you’re probably thinking that an extraterrestrial took over my blog in the middle of the night and placed a MEME here without telling me, but no…it truly was me.


I saw this one on The Daily Meme while googling for photos, and the questions had a lot of variety, so I thought it would be a great opportunity to share more about myself. I apologize that it’s so long, but considering I’ve never done one, this meme is three years rolled into one.


However, I’m not calling it a meme.


I’m calling it an interview...


Layer One:

Name: Ron Carnavil.
Birth date: 10-2-55
Birthplace: Philadelphia.
Current Location: Philadelphia.
Eye color: Blue
Hair Color: salt and pepper.
Height: 5’ 7”
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
Zodiac sign: Libra.


Layer Two:

Your Heritage: Italiano.
Your weakness: Vince Vaughn.
Your fears: Flying, performing onstage, and spiders.
Your perfect pizza: Thin plain cheese.
Goal you’d like to achieve: To always know the difference between wanting and needing.

Layer Three:

Your most overused phrase: “OMG…..”
Your first waking thoughts: Coffee!
Your best physical feature: I believe it’s my hands.
Your most missed memory: Christmas, when I was a child.

Layer Four:

Pepsi or Coke: Coke (w/a wedge of lemon)
McDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donald’s.
Single or group dates: I have no preference.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, definitely chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: Plain coffee.

Layer Five:

Smoke: Yes.
Cuss: Fuck, no.
Sing: Yes, I’m a baritone.
Take a shower everyday: Everyday, twice a day.
Do you think you’ve been in love: Yes. Once.
Want to go to college: No, I was born with a Street Smart Degree.
Liked high school: Only my last year.
Want to get married: No.
Believe in yourself: I believe that I sometimes doubt myself.
Think you’re attractive: Yes, in an interesting way.
Think you’re a health freak: Yes, of course, I smoke Marlboro Lights.
Get along with your parents: Yes, especially my mother - she’s fabulous.
Like thunderstorms: I absolutely love them!
Play an instrument: I wonder…does my pee-pee count?

Layer Six: In the past month….

Drank alcohol: Yes, red wine.
Smoked: Yep.
Done drugs: Yes, I took two hits of Advil.
Made out: No.
Gone on a date: No.
Gone to the mall: No, I avoid malls.
Eaten sushi: Gag me with a tablespoon…NO!
Been on stage: Yes, but my whole life is a stage.
Been dumped: Not in the past month, but yes, I have.
Gone skinny dipping: Yes, in my bath tub with a rubber duck - honest!

Layer Seven: Have you ever….

Stolen anything: Yes, napkins from Border’s Café.
Played a game that required removal of clothing: No, truthfully, I’m very shy.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No, half a glass of wine is my limit.
Been caught “doing something”: Yes, staring at a man‘s ass.
Been called a tease: No, but a flirt.
Gotten beat up: No, because I know how to SCREAM.
Shoplifted: Yes, if you consider shoplifting napkins from Borders Café.
Changed who you were to fit in: I only change for my underwear and socks.

Layer Eight:

Age you hope to be married: No age.
Names of children: Don’t have any.
Describe your dream wedding: Vince Vaughn and I.
How do you want to die: Freezing to death in Antarctica.
What do you want to be when you grow up: I will never grow up.
What country would you most like to visit: Italy.

Layer Nine:

Number of drugs taken illegally: If I did, do you really think I would say on the Internet?
Number of people I could trust with my life: One.
Number of piercings: Two in my left ear lobe.
Number of tattoos: One. A little devil on my right shoulder.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Many, when I was in the theater.
Number of things in my past I regret: Nothing…because I now believe it happens for a reason.



The End