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Yeah, I'm sure most of you have already observed how much I enjoy overly-using OMG in both my posts and comments.

And the funny thing is, four years ago when I first began to notice bloggers using this Internet lingo I thought, “What the hell do they mean by O-M-G?”

SIX MONTHS later, when I finally figured out what it meant I said, “OMG…how LAME is that?”

I then said, “OMG…I will NEVER use cutesy acronyms like that as long as I live and blog!”

And just look at who’s LIVING and BLOGGING it now.

Me!

I’m a regular OMG linguistic addict!

And the only reason I can give you for why I use it all the time is because before I ever say anything, whether speaking or writing it, I actually hear the preface OMG in my head.

And if you think I only say it a lot when I blog, you should hear me when I’m doing the “nasty.”

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

People can hear me OMG’ing in Japan!

I can’t help it, I get very vocal while reading the book, Sex for One: The Joy of Self-loving.

However, you have my solemn word that I will NEVER use any other lame acronyms such as:

DIKU - do I know you?

CSG - chuckle, snicker, grin.

420 - let’s get high.

CUL - see you later.

LOL - laughing out loud (if I want to laugh out loud, I just type HAHAHAHAHAHA).

WTF - (I lie, I’ve used this one before. Actually, a lot.)

Oh, and this is one I made up myself that’s great to use in response to the SPAMMERS I get on my blog, who ask me to hide their business links within my posts.

UCKMFA - meaning: YOU. CAN. KISS. MY. FUZZY. ASS.





Wishing you an OMG weekend everyone!



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