Ron and the OMG!


Yeah, I'm sure most of you have already observed how much I enjoy overly-using OMG in both my posts and comments.

And the funny thing is, four years ago when I first began to notice bloggers using this Internet lingo I thought, “What the hell do they mean by O-M-G?”

SIX MONTHS later, when I finally figured out what it meant I said, “OMG…how LAME is that?”

I then said, “OMG…I will NEVER use cutesy acronyms like that as long as I live and blog!”

And just look at who’s LIVING and BLOGGING it now.

Me!

I’m a regular OMG linguistic addict!

And the only reason I can give you for why I use it all the time is because before I ever say anything, whether speaking or writing it, I actually hear the preface OMG in my head.

And if you think I only say it a lot when I blog, you should hear me when I’m doing the “nasty.”

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

People can hear me OMG’ing in Japan!

I can’t help it, I get very vocal while reading the book, Sex for One: The Joy of Self-loving.

However, you have my solemn word that I will NEVER use any other lame acronyms such as:

DIKU - do I know you?

CSG - chuckle, snicker, grin.

420 - let’s get high.

CUL - see you later.

LOL - laughing out loud (if I want to laugh out loud, I just type HAHAHAHAHAHA).

WTF - (I lie, I’ve used this one before. Actually, a lot.)

Oh, and this is one I made up myself that’s great to use in response to the SPAMMERS I get on my blog, who ask me to hide their business links within my posts.

UCKMFA - meaning: YOU. CAN. KISS. MY. FUZZY. ASS.





Wishing you an OMG weekend everyone!



X

48 comments

  1. LOL ... WTF was that UCKMFA shit ? Didn't expect to see that right before time for my zzz...zzz...

    I mean OMG ... WTF man ... you 420 ?

    Anyway CUL

    Peace Yo !

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  2. Hey there Ronnie,

    Now,you gave us that abbreviation list and I didn't even now the first four! WTF?!! :) I guess that I am not that much into it. I still spell things out!
    Though, CUL made me laugh; you just spelled the word for ass in French hehe!

    I should get you together with my cousin Bill because every other sentance he speaks ends with OMG.

    I think that everyone who has either started a blog or is really into e mails can relate to this post!

    You can tell your boyfriend to stop wiggling his bottom now that we have all admired his curves :)

    Happy weekend and big hugs XX

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  3. OMG Ron, this is hilarious. First off, it's quicker to write LOL than HAHAHAHAHAHA but both are preferable to 0:)and other Hieroglyphics that require me to twist my head to one side to work out WTF they mean. Oh, and I hate the expression WTF. The F word grates on my fairly decent upbringing but I won't hold that againt you or anyone else. It's just me being my usual prudish self. Have a nice weekend, my friend.

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  4. When I got my first computer many years ago, I would see LOL, OMG, LMAO, ROFL, BBF, and many more. I had NO idea what they meant. Of course, over time I learned and have to admit I use them. I still see abbreviations from time-to-time that I don't understand.

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  5. Hiya Ron....

    OMG! I ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS use OMG! when I write! It's only b/c I'm from L.A. - Land of OMG!!! hahhaahah!!! I didn't know the other ones except LOL- which I NEVER use- I prefer Hahahhaah or hehhehe much more..
    and sometimes I use TTFN- if I'm feeling like Tigger! However- 'cul' in French is the vulgar word for ASS!
    And I used to see friends write ILMAO- which always confused me- I'm laughing my ass off- which I don't use either-- One of my favs that I use probably at least once a week is TGIF!
    But, other than that-- Oh yeh, and C Ya ...
    That's about all for now..
    Have a great weekend... or HAGWE.
    In French we say, Bon WE.
    Ciao, Leese

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  6. Good Morning Jaffer~

    "LOL ... WTF was that UCKMFA shit ? Didn't expect to see that right before time for my zzz...zzz...

    I mean OMG ... WTF man ... you 420 ?"

    OMG, that made HAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHA!

    Hysterical, man!

    No, not 420, just CRAZY!

    Thanks for stopping by, bud! Always great to see ya!

    Enjoy your weekend!

    CUL!

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  7. Good Morning Kate~

    OMG.....I forgot about ROFL!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks for stopping by! Have a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  8. Bonjour Barbara~

    "Now, you gave us that abbreviation list and I didn't even now the first four!"

    Me neither. I found these online when I googled "internet abbreviations."

    "CUL made me laugh; you just spelled the word for ass in French."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, how FUNNY!

    Since being online, I feel like I've learned a whole new language!

    "You can tell your boyfriend to stop wiggling his bottom now that we have all admired his curves."

    Isn't he cute? He use to be a male stripper back in 1945.

    Bwhahahahahahahaahaha!

    Always great seeing you, my friend! Thank you for stopping by!

    X to you and D!

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  9. Good Morning Dear Valerie~

    "but both are preferable to 0:)and other Hieroglyphics that require me to twist my head to one side to work out WTF they mean."

    OMG, you are tooooooooo funny! And I have to agree. The first time I noticed people using 0:) and ;0 and :0, I thought they were TYPO'S!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    "The F word grates on my fairly decent upbringing but I won't hold that againt you or anyone else. It's just me being my usual prudish self."

    Same here. I'm not prudish, but if someone over-uses it, it becomes redundant and does grates on my nerves. I have been known to use it, yes, but I try not to over-do it. I use to read someone's blog who uses "F" like ever other word, but it got old after a few months.

    Always so wonderful to see you, dear lady! You're just the coolest!

    Have a faaaaaaaaabulous weekend!

    X :)

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  10. Morning Matty~

    "I still see abbreviations from time-to-time that I don't understand."

    Yup, me too! In fact, when I was googling for "internet abbreviations", I found a SLEW of terms I had NO IDEA what they were!? What scares me sometimes, is I wonder if communication online will eventually become a series of abbreviations - like short-hand. HA!

    Thanks for dropping by, neighbor! Have a great weekend! I hear it's gonna be cool, crisp, and beautiful.

    CUL!

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  11. Bonjour Leesa~

    "OMG! I ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS use OMG! when I write! It's only b/c I'm from L.A. - Land of OMG!!! hahhaahah!!"

    Oh, how funny...I never even thought of that, but you're right! OMG...I must be an L.A. Valley Guy! HA!

    "However- 'cul' in French is the vulgar word for ASS!"

    YES, you'll notice in Barbara's comment she shared the same thing.

    "TTFN" I've never even seen that one before?!?

    Anytime I see TGIF, I think of the restaurant or the movie!

    Have a great weekend too, my friend!

    Bon WE (ooo...I just learned something!)

    Ciao!

    X

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  12. ROFLMAO I mean, OMG! This was 2 cute 4 words!
    I have to admit there were a couple I hadn't heard of but I guess ur just 2 hip 2B square! U crack me up! Hope u have a fabulous weekend. TTFN! LY much! ;-)

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  13. OMG I can't believe I didn't know the following already LOL

    DIKU - do I know you?

    CSG - chuckle, snicker, grin.

    420 - let’s get high.

    CUL - see you later.

    Thanks Ron. x

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  14. Goooood Morning Peg~

    Tee, hee! I went a little WACKO today, didn't I?

    I've been getting soooo much spam lately, I just couldn't resist conbining a post about Internet lingo and at the same time telling these spammers: UCKMFA!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ALWAYS vunderbar to see ya, dear friend! Have a fab weekend!

    LY much!

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  15. Good Morning Akelamalu~

    Me neither! I've gotten a great internet lingo education from researching this post - HA!

    Have a MARVI weekend, m' dear! Thanks for stopping by!

    CUL.....X

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  16. I mostly HATE cyber-speak but ya gottal love, OMG, WTF, LOL and ROTFLMAO.

    You Ron, usually make me ROTFLMAO!

    TTYL! ;)

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  17. Hiya Nitebyrd~

    ROTFLMAO thank you so much for sharing that one because last night I couldn't remember it, nor could I find it on the Internet!

    WTF...isn't it the BEST? It's a great way for me to curse on my blog without my mother knowing what I'm saying - HA!

    Thanks for stopping by, Sis!

    You always make me ROTFLMAO too!

    X ya!

    Enjoy your weekend!

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  18. *laughing*

    You're too cute.

    I'll just smile and nod and save myself the typing. ;-)

    Love ya bunches.

    Don't change a darn thing, sir.

    Oh...but what fun we could have to make up our own! (just sayin'....)

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  19. Hellooooooo Mel~

    Tee, hee, hee....aren't I devilish? ;-)

    DAMN those spammers!

    "Oh...but what fun we could have to make up our own! (just sayin'....)"

    OMG...you and I would have a total BLAST making up our own. I LOVE reading your posts. They just come ALIVE with your unique style of writing and energy!

    Love ya bunches too, dear lady!

    Don't change a darn thing.

    Thanks for stopping by! Have a glorious weekend!

    X

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  20. Geez, I didn't see that coming. Made me laugh. OUT LOUD.

    On an unrelated subject, will someone please tell me what OPS means? I see this from time to time and have no frigging idea. NONE.

    I suppose I could do the cerebral thing and type it into the google bar. But WTF?

    C U L8R.

    Clever variation? Nah.

    xoxo

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  21. Good Evening Diane~

    Hey...you're not going to believe this, but I was JUST getting ready to stop by your blog when I saw your comment here - HA!

    "Geez, I didn't see that coming. Made me laugh. OUT LOUD."

    HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't his little wiggly butt cute?

    I just did a quick google on OPS and found out it could mean two things. One, simply Ooops! Two, a baseball term. WTF?

    C U L8R.

    HA!

    YES!!!! That was VERY clever!!!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, dear lady! Always enjoyed. Always appreciated!

    Have FAB weekend!

    X to you and Cristy!

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  22. OMG Ron I was talking to my sister on the phone tonight and she mentioned some of the people who comment on my blog, I mentioned that we have a good group of people and she actually said, I kid you not she actually said "I Love that guy Ron who is always saying OMG in his comments" I about died when I saw the title to this one as I just hung up with her.

    Funny Post Buddy OMG I enjoyed it so much

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  23. Howdy Jimmy~

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    OMG...SEE??? What did I tell you?

    Even your SISTER noticed it!!!

    Pretty soon I'll be noted as the crazy man on the Internet who O.D.'s on OMG's!

    Bwhahahahhahahaha!

    Please tell your faaaabulous sister that Ron says hello, ok?

    But no OMG.

    Thanks so much for stopping by this evening, buddy! ALWAYS a pleasure!

    Wishing you and Cindy a flawless weekend!

    X

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  24. Well Ron I usually try to be original when i respond to your blog...but OMG I have to say i like the short cuts. I for one never use them because I am an old biddy when it comes to using words. I have to admit to the occasional LOL (sorry) but other than that it is the long-winded reply with actual words. But your OMG's on my blog are invaluable and I count on them every time. So please...don't un-OMG when it comes to me ...I depend on them!!!

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  25. Dear dear Ron,

    You are as fabulous as always. Really. Truly. Your comments always make me want to push my limits yet further. Be even more fashion-crazy and innovative. You are a magnificent friend and muse in the Bloglandia.

    Stay fab, dear, and have a sweet weekend with all the adjectives and prefixes possible!

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  26. it's 41 degrees this morn!!
    OMG!!!! isn't that wonderful

    I love a good fuzzy ass ;)

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  27. Good Morning Susie~

    "Well Ron I usually try to be original when i respond to your blog...but OMG I have to say i like the short cuts."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    "I for one never use them because I am an old biddy when it comes to using words. I have to admit to the occasional LOL (sorry)"

    No apologies dear friend, I mean if I can use OMG 100 times within one comment, I certainly understand someone else using LOL or any other Internet lingo they enjoy using.

    OMG, me too...sometimes my comments are so long-winded, they end up looking like the book, "War and Peace" bwhahahhahhahahaha!

    Thanks so much for stopping by and for your sweet words, Susie! I soooo enjoy commenting on your posts. And you have my promise that I will NEVER stop using OMG!

    Have a wonderful weekend! Happy Halloween!

    BOO!

    X

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  28. Bonjour Susu~

    Awwww...your such a sweetheart, beautiful lady!

    OMG, I LOVE reading and commenting on your posts. Everytime I stop by and see your delicious photos of all that faaaaaabulous Chanel and gorgeous images of Paris, I swoon!

    So, you GO, girl! And keep on blogging!

    Thank you for stopping by! Hope you're enjoying a fashionable weekend!

    X

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  29. Gooood Morning Lady Dianne~

    OMG, OMG, OMG....I thought of you yesterday when I was walking the city streets, enjoying this FINALLY cooler Fall weather, and NOT SWEATING.

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

    Now I can't wait until our first snowfall!


    "I love a good fuzzy ass."

    Me too, me too! They look like a nice ripe Georgia Peach, hu?

    Bwhahahahahahahaha!

    Always so FAB to see ya, dear lady! Thanks for stopping by!

    Please tell Hope I hope she has an awesome Halloween!

    X ya's!

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  30. I know when you read my latest post you will repeatedly write, OMG!!! I think it will make you laugh. Actually, as I was writing it I thought about you. "Ron will laugh at this one," I said to myself.
    Hope you are having a great weekend, my friend!

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  31. Hellooooo Jen~

    OMG...I can't WAIT to read your latest post, so I can say, OMG! OMG! OMG!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my fabulous friend!

    Hope you're having a great weekend too!

    Happy Halloween!

    Boo!

    X

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  32. I vote that the internet community stop using UCKMFA, and have it permanently replaced with the .gif you presented at the end of your post. We shall make it so!

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  33. OMG, I use OMG alot too. And LOL. Not so much ROTFLMAO because I have to think about all those letters. WTF, yup, guilty of that now and then. My husband says I'm a potty mouth at times but it comes from having a bit of my father's temperament.
    Hmm... back in their day my parents would have probably used:
    JHC Jesus H. Christ. Like the H was his middle name or something.
    WITSH What in the Sam Hill?
    DTH Damnit to Hell


    Hope you and your fuzzy wiggle butt have aspooktacular Halloweenie!!

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  34. Hey Dr. Cynicism~

    Brava! Agreed!

    It's so much more direct - HA!

    Thanks for stopping by, DC! Always great to see ya!

    Enjoy your Sunday!

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    BOO!

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  35. Hiya Crystal Chick~

    ROTFLMAO. That one took me FOUR years to figure out what it meant. I actually had to ask a guy at work to explain it to me - HA!

    "WTF, yup, guilty of that now and then. My husband says I'm a potty mouth at times but it comes from having a bit of my father's temperament."

    Yup, I've been known to be a potty mouth too!

    "Hmm... back in their day my parents would have probably used:
    JHC Jesus H. Christ. Like the H was his middle name or something.
    WITSH What in the Sam Hill?
    DTH Damnit to Hell"

    Yes! Yes! Yes! All of which I've heard my father use at one time!

    "Like the H was his middle name or something."

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....too funny!

    Thanks for stopping by, neighbor!

    Wishing you and faaabulously scary Halloween!

    Boo!

    X

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  36. Thanks for the lesson here today...I'm usually one who looks at all those letters and goes OMG, WTF? Now, I know what some of them mean!

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  37. Hi SuziCate~

    "I'm usually one who looks at all those letters and goes OMG, WTF?"

    ME TOO!

    Researching this post opened my eyes to a PLETHORA of abbreviations that I NEVER saw before.

    Thanks for stopping by, dear lady!

    Hope you had a FAB weekend and a SPOOKY Halloween!

    Boo!
    X

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  38. Just found your blog over at BC.

    I will have to start using UCKMFA. OMG, LOL and ROTFLMAO!

    Be back.

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  39. Greetings Tanysha~

    Welcome! Thanks for stopping by. Nice to meet you!

    Please feel free to use UCKMFA anytime you wish. There is NO copywrite - HAHAHAHAHA!

    Enjoy the rest of your evening! Stop by anytime!

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  40. OMGA!!!!

    *averts eyes from wiggling bottom*

    (-;

    (OMGA = oh my giddy aunt)

    (-:

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  41. Greetings english inukshuk~

    Welcome! I think I've seen you over at Mel's. right? I always enjoy reading your comments there. Nice to meet you!

    "OMGA!!!!

    *averts eyes from wiggling bottom*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    OMGA - oh my giddy aunt.

    I LOVE THAT!!!!!

    Stop by any time. You're always welcomed!

    Enjoy your day!

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  42. I know what you mean. I'm still trying to figure out what half those crazy things are.

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  43. Hi Nick~

    Ha! Me too. I discovered quite a few new ones while researching this post.

    Always nice seeing ya, Nick! Thanks for stopping by.

    Enjoy your day!

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  44. hahah, you are too funny. OMG - all the way to japan, eh?
    i love acronyms, but not when they are the entire paragraph. i can be slow to catch on, but once i get it, i use them. it's a mental note in my head to the reader.

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  45. Hey V~

    "OMG - all the way to japan, eh?"

    YUP...ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN! HAHAHAHAAHA!

    "i love acronyms, but not when they are the entire paragraph."

    Yeah, me too! Some people get waaaay carried away to the point that the whole comment is nothing but acronyms.

    WTF?

    Thanks for stopping by, girl

    X

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  46. You are not alone my Libra friend! I am so very guilty of abusing OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! and WTF WTF WTF!


    But NEVER LOL!


    It's always AaaaaaahahahahahaaHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHA

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  47. Hola my Libra Friend~

    "You are not alone my Libra friend! I am so very guilty of abusing OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! and WTF WTF WTF!

    But NEVER LOL!"

    HA! Yeah....maybe it's a "Libra Thing", hu?

    Always so FAB seeing ya, girl!

    X

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