The Big Buddy Bra


I cannot believe I’m actually going to confess this on the Internet, but what the hell, I’ve already confessed so many naughty and SICK things I’ve done as a child on this blog, I thought to myself, “What’s one more?”

When I was a kid, my ultimate goal was to get a job at a department store called Grants.

Grants went out of business a trillion years ago, and probably because of what I’m about to share with you.

I was one of those kids who couldn’t wait until I was old enough to get my social security card, so I could immediately start applying for a job.

I eagerly anticipated working because I wanted my own money to buy whatever my heart desired. I was a very independent child and hated to ask my parents for money to buy all the luxuries a 15 year old fantasizes about having.

Such as, an unlimited supply of bubble gum.

Now, my parents always gave me an allowance each week, however with all the bubble gum I was chewing it didn’t put a dent in my obsessive habit.



One of my favorite bubble gums at the time was called Big Buddy. It was a 12" stick of gum which I would bite off a piece, chew it for 10 minutes and then spit it out, then bite off another piece. One stick would probably last me only a few hours before I’d start on another. It was one of my favorite things to do on a Saturday afternoon because gum was FORBIDDEN on catholic school premises, therefore I had to do all my chewing on the weekends. If you were EVER caught chewing gum in catholic school, the nuns made you take it out of your mouth and wear it on the tip of your nose all day. I guess they figured if they embarrassed you in front of your classmates, you’d be mortified enough not to commit the mortal sin of GUM CHEWING and have to go to hell with all the other FELONS.

Anyway, getting back to Grants department store….

As soon as I got my social security card, I applied for a job. Even then, I knew I loved retail and couldn’t wait to get on the sales floor to sell the goods. However, I was told that because I didn’t have any previous work or sales experience, they couldn’t hire me. I explained to them that if they would give me a job, then I would GET the experience.

Every month I would go back to Grants, hoping they would hire me because I was showing some initiative, but damn it….they refused to employ me.

I did this for probably 6 months, until I got so fed up with the rejection that I decided to take REVENGE.

So, do you know what I did?

OMG, this is AWFUL!

I went to their candy department and bought myself two sticks of Big Buddy, and then casually walked over to their lingerie department. I then proceeded to chew the gum, taking each slimy piece out of my mouth and ever so sneakily placing them inside each bra cup.

(I had to use a bit more gum for the Double-D's)

I went from rack to rack of bras, until every single cup had a BLOB of Big Buddy stuck inside.

Aren’t I EVIL? Aren't I SICK?

(thank god they didn’t have video cameras in stores back then)

However, when I think back to that evil doing, I realize that I was innocently and inadvertently creating a bra of the future.





Update: Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know on account of Bloggers MAJOR technical glitch yesterday and today, I'll be posting my normally scheduled Friday's post on Monday. I am so OVER Blogger this week. Have an awesome weekend...X

54 comments

  1. Hey Folks!

    Again, I've got a very early morning at work tomorrow for a company meeting. Therefore, I will be responding to comments and visiting your blogs in the evening.

    Much thanks for your patience and understanding.

    Have a MARVI Monday!

    X

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  2. Bwahahaha! That is pure evil. Hehehe. Can't stop laughing about it, though... *snort!*

    My favorite gum growing up was Big League Chew. Ya know, the gum that came in a foil pouch. Ahh...good times. Good times.

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  3. hahaha! you are one mischievous guy! XD take things into your own hand huh, it sure sounds like you. :p i can't believe they didn't hire you for your persistence. for the cases i heard of, it usually worked out well. especially when they know how much potential you truly have! :p

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  4. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Or should I say, BRA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Not to worry Ron, kids will be kids. We all did our things that we're embarrassed to admit. Just don't ask me to admit to mine.

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  5. Hi Ronnie,
    Here's hoping that you had a great Monday!
    I am on a "work break" and I had to come back to say "what a little stinker you were!!"

    First, double boo for Grants for not giving a young man a chance! That sucks!! Yes, you can't have experience if no one gives you a first try.

    Secondly, I think that you were pretty lucky to get away with your "dirty deeds". I can just imagine the look of either the sales clerk or a customer who happened to find this sticky gift.

    I don't remember being a big bubble gum chewer.Yes, I remember Bazooka! You silly Billy; the strapless gum bra :)What out or Park avenue will steal it from ya...

    Thanks for this very funny and silly memory!

    Big hugs(all the way from the bottom of my cups)

    xoxo

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  6. Hilarious! What we do as kids? I was afraid you were going down the route of wanting to work at Grants so that you could secretly try on all the bras to your heart's content. I like the bubble gum story better.

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  7. OMG, so it was you who did the ugly deed. I'm shocked, you naughty boy...lol. I'd like to have seen the faces of the poor women who tried on those bras. Imagine having a lump of gum stuck to your nipple, although in some cases it might be a good way of enhancing things Whaaaaaaaaaa you've just made my day... laughing socks off here. Have a hassle-free week.

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  8. Oh Ron, you were a very naughty boy!! But what a RIOT! Pasties take on a whole new meaning!!
    Great story.
    I must have liked that teeny tiny colorful gum... OH the name escapes me, but it came in a little colorful pack... looked like tiny chicklets. One time while shopping with my mom in Acme (I was probably only around 5?) I got in trouble for helping myself to a pack by the checkout. Just opened it and started chewing. I think the store clerk told my mom. Oops.. sorry. That's why they put colorful fun stuff at kid level! HA
    And I remember 'Grants' too. My girlfriend's father worked for them. I'm sure he saw your poster on the breakroom bulletin board with instruction to DO NOT let that teenage boy into the lingerie department EVER!

    Have a great week.

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  9. OMG! I remember Grant's! LOL It was exactly like Newberry's, where I had one of my first jobs!

    Your sick, twisted mind is such a beautiful thing, Ron!

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  10. Evil, yeet quite hilarious! You should have marketed your idea and maybe you could have bought Grants and fired the nincompoops who wouldn't hire you!

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  11. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! So that's how the 'Wonder Bra' came about!

    Can you imagine what the sales girls thought, getting all these bras returned because of gum in the cup? Hilarious!

    Good job on your part. They should have given you a chance :)

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  12. I love it!
    I wish we were kids together, oh the fun we would have

    I went to catholic school for grades 1 thry 3 and then went for religious instructon every wednesday afternoon
    I worked hard to comeup with ways to be as awful to the nuns as they were to us

    I once brushed past the nun who was shouting at another child and showed my wad of slimy gum into the inner lining of her habit

    hehehehehehe

    I wonder how many women trying on the bras at Grants thought the gum was nipple protection

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  13. OMG...That is at once both devious and BRILLIANT! Now why couldn't you have incorporated those two and then you'd have been a multimillionaire instead of Victoria's Secret it could have been Ron's Dirty Little Sticky Secret!

    Hope you have a wonderful day!

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  14. Hey, Ron, great post! The nuns at my school used to make us stick the gum on our noses, too. What the hell was wrong with these people?!? As for your bra-botage, hey, you were just sticking it to the man! (or woman)

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  15. hahaha, Ron! Sounds like you and my younger brothers would have gotten along famously! Not so little rascals! ;)

    In one's moments of mad revenge, there's oftentimes brilliance. This is an example of one of those moments. Bettle Midler would probably be very generous and dub you Otto Titsling! How do you like the name Otto? Or Rotto? Or Ronsling!? Hilarious! :))

    Buona giornata, Ron! xo

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  16. That is the most creative form of revenge I've ever heard of, Ron!!! You are hilarious, my friend. I was thinking the same thing about the store video cameras. Good thing you didn't have one of those secret shopper/security peeps wondering why a teenage boy was hanging out in the brassieres dept!

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  17. Nuns scare me.

    I heard chewing gum in Singapore is illegal. Can you imagine being caught in the act by a nun in Singapore?! You'd have to wear the gum on the tip of your nose while being flogged. It doesn't get much worse than that!

    Unless you're a woman who inadvertently purchased one of Ron's patented Wonder Bras.

    Sticky nipples, indeed...

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  18. Well, at least you put the gum balls in the inside of the cups. Had you put them on the outside, every woman in your town would have looked....nippley.

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  19. What would the nuns have done had they known about this transgression? Insist that you wear the gum on your nose and the bra over your head? I'm just trying to imagine how this would play out in Catholic school.

    I suspect after those shenanigans you didn't go back to Grant's quite so frequently to inquire about possible job openings.

    And I suspect that the patrons in the lingerie department at Grants were none too excited about the sticky new feature in the Ron's wonderbras.

    Hope your day is going well. Can't believe the weekend ended in about 3 blinks. Thank you for stopping over earlier too. We both send our love. xoxo

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  20. Marvi Monday it sure was! After reading your hilarious story, even more so. Gum bra... oh la la! I am the biggest gum lover ever. I've managed to get some stuck to places I will not bring up here... yikes!

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  21. Howdy Herman~

    Tee, hee....wasn't I a little devil?

    I'm going straight to hell for this - HA!

    "My favorite gum growing up was Big League Chew. Ya know, the gum that came in a foil pouch. Ahh...good times. Good times."

    Yes! I know that gum! In fact, I think they still make it.

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy! Have a great Monday and week!

    X

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  22. Greetings Levian~

    Tee, hee...wasn't I mischievous?

    The Bad Seed!

    I can't WAIT until my mother reads this post because she had no idea!!

    "i can't believe they didn't hire you for your persistence. for the cases i heard of, it usually worked out well. especially when they know how much potential you truly have!"

    Me neither. Oh well, I eventually got myself into retail and love it.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend! Have a great week!

    X

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  23. Hey Matty~

    "Or should I say, BRA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

    Bwhahahahahahhahahaha! That was flawless, man!

    "Not to worry Ron, kids will be kids. We all did our things that we're embarrassed to admit. Just don't ask me to admit to mine."

    Oh come on, I think you share some of yours on your blog. Go ahead, it's so freeing!!!

    HAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAHA!

    Always great seeing ya, Matty. Thanks for stopping by. Have a great week!

    X

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  24. Hey there Barbara~

    Wasn't I a little stinker? I'm sure I'll be going to hell for this one - HA!

    "First, double boo for Grants for not giving a young man a chance! That sucks!! Yes, you can't have experience if no one gives you a first try."

    Thank you! Even then I knew I wanted a career in retail.

    " think that you were pretty lucky to get away with your "dirty deeds". I can just imagine the look of either the sales clerk or a customer who happened to find this sticky gift."

    Me neither. This was the days before they had video camera's or I truly think I would have been caught red-handed!

    I LOVED Bazooka gum! In fact, ever so often I'll buy a piece at Wa Wa and chew it; blowing bubbles!

    "You silly Billy; the strapless gum bra :)Watch out or Park avenue will steal it from ya..."

    I think Victoria's Secret already has - HA!

    Thank you for stopping by, my friend. Hope all is going well with your translation work!

    Have a wonderful week!

    (((( Barb ))))

    Xoxo

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  25. Hey Jen~

    " was afraid you were going down the route of wanting to work at Grants so that you could secretly try on all the bras to your heart's content. I like the bubble gum story better."

    Bwhahhahahaahhaahahaha! Hey, ya know what? I bet unconsciously I was!

    Thanks for stopping by, my friend! Have a grrrrreat week!

    X

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  26. Hello Valerie~

    I know, aren't you SHOCKED? I can't WAIT until my mother reads this post - HA!

    "I'd like to have seen the faces of the poor women who tried on those bras. Imagine having a lump of gum stuck to your nipple, although in some cases it might be a good way of enhancing things"

    Bwhahahahahahahahhahaha! Yeah, perky nipples! Touche' dear lady!

    Always delightful to see you, Valerie! Thanks for stopping by! Have a super week!

    X

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  27. Hey Lady Nitebyrd~

    "Your sick, twisted mind is such a beautiful thing, Ron!"

    Bwhahaahahahhaahaha! Aren't I SICK and TWISTED?

    Do you remember GRANTS???? How cool! I didn't think anyone knew what Grants was. I think it may have been an 'up north' store. And yes, I do remember Newberry's.

    Thank you for stopping by, Sis! Have a terrific week!

    X ya!

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  28. Hey Crystal Chick~

    "Oh Ron, you were a very naughty boy!! But what a RIOT! Pasties take on a whole new meaning!!"

    Bwhhahahahahahahahhahaha! Yeah, I think if the Bazooka company ever reads this post, they may start promoting their gum as pasties for strippers!!

    "I must have liked that teeny tiny colorful gum... OH the name escapes me, but it came in a little colorful pack... looked like tiny chicklets."

    OMG, I can't believe you mentioned those because they were also one of my favorite gums. Mini Chicklets! I would put the WHOLE pack into my mouth and chew all at once. My tongue looked like a rainbow - HA!

    "And I remember 'Grants' too. My girlfriend's father worked for them. I'm sure he saw your poster on the breakroom bulletin board with instruction to DO NOT let that teenage boy into the lingerie department EVER!

    HAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA! Wasn't an evil little child? Oh, the karma I must have to endure in my next life will be horrible!

    Thanks for stopping by, M! Always GRAND to see you. Have a great week!

    X

    P.S. Hasn't the weather been flawless?

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  29. Hi SuziCate~

    "You should have marketed your idea and maybe you could have bought Grants and fired the nincompoops who wouldn't hire you!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I should have, you're right! However, I think Victoria's Secret beat me to it - sans the bubble gum - HA!

    Thanks for stopping by, my friend! Hope you had a super Monday! Enjoy your week!

    X

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  30. I am so hysterical laughing right now. I am cracking up just picturing you at 15 years old and putting chewed up Big Buddy inside bra cups!!

    AHAHHAHHAHahHAhahAHhahahhahahAhahha

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  31. Hey Babs~

    "So that's how the 'Wonder Bra' came about!"

    Yup! And DAMN Victoria's Secret for taking my idea and running with it!

    "Can you imagine what the sales girls thought, getting all these bras returned because of gum in the cup? Hilarious!"

    Hopefully, the customers saw the gum before they bought them. I mean can you picture them trying them on and finding the GUM? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    "Good job on your part. They should have given you a chance."

    Yup, serves them right!

    Thank you for stopping by, my friend! Have a great week!

    X

    P.S. hope your tooth is better:)

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  32. Hey Lady Dianne~

    "I wish we were kids together, oh the fun we would have"

    OMG, can you just imagine the TWO of us together being devilish?

    "I went to catholic school for grades 1 thry 3 and then went for religious instructon every wednesday afternoon

    I worked hard to comeup with ways to be as awful to the nuns as they were to us"

    You went to catholic school too??? I went 1 thru 8 and then transfered to public - THANK GOD!

    "I once brushed past the nun who was shouting at another child and showed my wad of slimy gum into the inner lining of her habit"

    BRAVA! You GO, bad girl!!! I use to scotch-tape notes to the back of their habits that said, KICK ME! HA!

    "I wonder how many women trying on the bras at Grants thought the gum was nipple protection."

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

    Thank you for stopping by, dear lady. And thanks for the GREAT laughs! Have a supa' week!

    X ya!

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  33. Hiya Peg~

    "Now why couldn't you have incorporated those two and then you'd have been a multimillionaire instead of Victoria's Secret it could have been Ron's Dirty Little Sticky Secret!"

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaah! I freakin' LOVE that Peg!

    Ron's Dirty Little Sticky Secret!!!!!

    BRILL-IANT!

    And just think, if I had, I'd be a millionare today!

    Thanks for stopping by, dear friend! Hope you had a great Monday. Enjoy your week!

    X

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  34. Hi Rob~

    Thanks, buddy.

    "The nuns at my school used to make us stick the gum on our noses, too. What the hell was wrong with these people?!? "

    I believe all the nuns sat in their convents at night; thinking of the most HIDEOUS ways to punish us. I could write a BOOK on all the things they did to me. I love how the boys got their knuckles slapped with rulers, and the girls got their hair pulled!

    EVIL nuns!!!!

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy! It's comforting to know I wasn't the only one who had to wear gum on my nose - HA!

    Have a grrrrrreat week!

    X

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  35. *jumping and down; clapping*

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....it's Petra!!!!

    OMG, I miss you so much in blogland!

    "Sounds like you and my younger brothers would have gotten along famously! Not so little rascals!"

    Wasn't I a little devil? tee, hee!

    "This is an example of one of those moments. Bettle Midler would probably be very generous and dub you Otto Titsling! How do you like the name Otto? Or Rotto? Or Ronsling!?"

    Bwhahahahaahaahahhaaha! OMG, that was BRILLIANT!!! I think I'd choose Ronsling!

    Wasn't that number in Beaches, the BEST? I STILL watch it and HOWL!

    Thanks soooooooooooooo much for stopping by, dear lady! I was JUST thinking of you yesterday and wondering how you were. Hope you're enjoying this beautiful Spring we're having.

    ((((( Petra )))))

    xo

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  36. Hi Bijoux~

    "That is the most creative form of revenge I've ever heard of, Ron!!!"

    Revenge is MINE! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

    "Good thing you didn't have one of those secret shopper/security peeps wondering why a teenage boy was hanging out in the brassieres dept!"

    Do you know til this day, I can't for the life of me figure out WHY the hell I went to the BRA section of the store to do this?!?!

    THANK GOD, I wasn't caught!

    Always great to see you, my friend! Much thanks for stopping by! Have a great week!

    X

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  37. Howdy Mark~

    "Nuns scare me."

    OMG, they scared me TOO! I think during the whole 8 years that I attended catholic school, I had ONE nun who was REALLY nice. And I heard later in my life that she eventually left the convent. I think her name was Sister Michael.

    "I heard chewing gum in Singapore is illegal. Can you imagine being caught in the act by a nun in Singapore?! You'd have to wear the gum on the tip of your nose while being flogged. It doesn't get much worse than that!"

    Bwhahahahahhahahahahaha! Mark, you KILL ME!!!!

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy. And thanks for sharing your wonderful sense of humor!

    Have a great week!

    X

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  38. Hey Tracy~

    "Well, at least you put the gum balls in the inside of the cups. Had you put them on the outside, every woman in your town would have looked....nippley."

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, perky nips!

    Thanks for stopping by, my friend! Hope you had a great day. Enjoy your week!

    X

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  39. Hi Diane~

    "What would the nuns have done had they known about this transgression? Insist that you wear the gum on your nose and the bra over your head? I'm just trying to imagine how this would play out in Catholic school."

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, that made me HOWL!!!!!! I mean can you IMAGINE????

    "I suspect after those shenanigans you didn't go back to Grant's quite so frequently to inquire about possible job openings."

    No, I never went back to inquire about a possible job opening, however I did go back to see if they had removed the GUM. And they did - HA!

    "And I suspect that the patrons in the lingerie department at Grants were none too excited about the sticky new feature in the Ron's wonderbras."

    I would have LOVED to seen the look on their faces.....:(

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Diane! ALWAYS a delight to read your comments. Have a super week!

    X to you and Cristybella!

    MWAH!

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  40. Bonjour Susu~

    So glad you had a giggle, my friend! I had no idea what I was going to blog about today, until I saw some bubble gum at the drug store yesterday afternoon. It suddenly reminded me of this experience, so I had to share it.

    "I am the biggest gum lover ever. I've managed to get some stuck to places I will not bring up here... yikes!"

    Oh, DO tell!

    Don't you just LOVE gum? I always have a pack of Wringley's Spearmint in my backpack. I'm a big time gum chewer!

    Thank you for stopping by, beautiful lady! Have a MARVI week!

    Ciao....X

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  41. Hi Meleah~

    Tee, hee....wasn't I an evil little Libra child?

    SHAME on me! I'm going straight to HELL - HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

    Always great to see ya, girl. Thanks for stopping by!

    Have an awesome week!

    X

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  42. I'm telling MOM!!!!

    Just sayin'.......

    And for the record, I chewed it by the yard and never, ever, ever, EVER stuck it to the bras out of retaliation.

    <-- mom likes me best!!!!

    (can't blame a gal for trying, eh?) :-/

    <-- still avaialble for adoption

    JUST sayin'......

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  43. Hiya Mel~

    "I'm telling MOM!!!!"

    Shhhhhh....oh, please don't tell mom!!!!

    No, it doesn't matter because she's going to find out as soon as she reads this post, so I can't WAIT to get the phone call!

    "You, WHAT?????????????"

    HA!

    "And for the record, I chewed it by the yard and never, ever, ever, EVER stuck it to the bras out of retaliation.

    <-- mom likes me best!!!!"

    Oh, you were such a GOOD little girl; not anything like little Ronnie!

    Thanks for stopping by, dear lady! Have a MARVI week!

    ((((( Mel )))))

    X

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  44. I had to use a bit more gum for the Double-D's, Lordy Ron I can see it now you sure had to do some quick chewing to get those bad boys packed Ha Ha

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  45. OMG RON!!!!!!!!!!


    bahahahahahahahah.you're so funny - aren't i AWFUL??? hahah

    well, perhaps you were. but at least you didn't STEAL bras, like i used to in high school after some bad girls got a hold of me. terrible. i used to wear like 80 of them under my shirt. somehow i always thought i was less criminal since they would stuff clothes in those mini backpacks that used to be popular (and still are to some moms)

    .... the things we do as scorned children.

    Big league chew is where it was at for me though. please tell me you liked that.

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  46. Yaaaaaahoooooooo! It's Jimmy!!!!!

    OMG, you and Cindy have been in my thoughts lately. I hope you're doing well and that Cindy had a FAB Mother's Day!

    I MISS YOU GUYS TO MUCH! I can't wait until you blog again.

    "Lordy Ron I can see it now you sure had to do some quick chewing to get those bad boys packed."

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS! And yes, my jaws got tired chewing ALL that gum for the Double-D'S - HA!

    Thanks soooooooooooooooooo much for stopping by, my friend! You made my WEEK!

    Much X to you and Cindy.

    ((((( Jimmy + Cindy )))))

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  47. Hey Blunt~

    Wasn't I a little dickens?

    BAD BOY!

    "but at least you didn't STEAL bras, like i used to in high school after some bad girls got a hold of me. terrible. i used to wear like 80 of them under my shirt. somehow i always thought i was less criminal since they would stuff clothes in those mini backpacks that used to be popular (and still are to some moms)

    BWhahhahahahahahahahaha! 80 of them?!?!!?!? You GO, girl!

    I once stole a leather wrist band from GRANTS. But, I ended up feeling so guilty that I buried it in backyard - HA!

    YES! YES! I DO love Big League! YUUUUUUUUUUUMY!

    Always so FAB to see you, bestie! Have a super bubble gum week!

    X

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  48. Oh my gosh, you evil...evil child. I love it! You're right. You were lucky that they didn't have cameras.

    My first job was at Woolworth's and I remember the manager (this geeky 20-something guy who knocked up his girlfriend) used to hide in the women's fitting rooms to try to spot shoplifters or other bra destroying culprits. Good thing you didn't try this at Woolworths!

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  49. Hiya Chrissy~

    "Oh my gosh, you evil...evil child. I love it! You're right. You were lucky that they didn't have cameras."

    If they did, I'd probably STILL be in jail!

    "My first job was at Woolworth's and I remember the manager (this geeky 20-something guy who knocked up his girlfriend) used to hide in the women's fitting rooms to try to spot shoplifters or other bra destroying culprits."

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha! OMG, that's freakin' HILARIOUS, girl!

    Yeah, you're right...good thing I didn't try this a Woolworths!

    Thanks for stopping by, Chrissy. And thanks for the great laugh!

    X to you, Bern, Vinny and Millie!

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  50. Hi Chrissy~

    Sorry that your comment was removed by Blogger yesterday with the MAJOR technical glitch they had.

    Just wanted to you to know that I got it and responded, however it VANISHED into thin air.

    Thanks for stopping by, girl!

    Have a great weekend!

    X

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  51. Ron, you were such a bad little boy, but I love it!

    I myself was quite the little devil girl. I think if we knew one another when we were kids, we'd be in prison - hehehe!

    Thanks for the laugh!

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  52. Hey Denise~

    Fab seeing ya, girl!

    "I myself was quite the little devil girl. I think if we knew one another when we were kids, we'd be in prison."

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha! Oh DO tell, DO tell!

    Thanks oodles for stopping by, Denise! Hope you had a great weekend!

    X,

    Devil boy

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  53. oh that's not so bad, i thought you were going to tell me you wore the bra...then i was going to have to have a talk with you.

    i need some gum in mine, to hold my other belongings when i don't have pockets. :)

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  54. Hey V~

    "oh that's not so bad, i thought you were going to tell me you wore the bra...then i was going to have to have a talk with you."

    HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, that CRACKED ME UP!

    No, I didn't wear the bra....however, that's a thought - HA!

    "i need some gum in mine, to hold my other belongings when i don't have pockets. :)"

    Oh, how funny! I know a woman who I work with who puts EVERYTHING in her bra. Every time her cell phone rings, she grabs her BOOBS!

    Thanks for stopping by, girl!

    X

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