Monday, January 09, 2012

Evidence Of A Closeted Drag Queen

See, this is what happens to a person when they have a month off from work and their days are free to do whatever the hell they want.

They do CRAZY things.

Like lip sync to Gloria Gaynor’s, “I Will Survive.”

Admit it, you’ve ALL had moments where you grabbed your hair brush or a wooden spoon to use as a microphone, while lip syncing to one of your favorite vocal artists, haven’t you?

And PLEAST don’t lie because I’m psychic, therefore I can tell if you’re fibbing.

I don’t know whether it’s because I’ve attended over 700,000 drag shows back in the 80’s, but I will occasionally feel the need to stifle my testosterone and allow my estrogen to come out to play. I enjoy twirling around, flicking my hands, and sashaying about like one of the contestants on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

It’s such an EXHILARATING experience. You really should try it sometime.

But make sure you’re alone. And that all the blinds are closed.

Now I’m probably going to regret sharing this on the Internet because one day I’m going to apply for a job, and when they do a Google search for Ron Carnavil this video will pop up, and I’ll be called back for my second interview where they’ll pull me into a private office and point to a computer monitor and say,… “IS THIS REALLY YOU?”

Either that, or they simply won’t call me back for a second interview, but instead will take a big rubber stamp to my resume that says….REJECT.SCARY MAN.

Oh, who cares….you only live once, right?

And at least whenever I look back on my life, I can always say I have FUN.

EMBARRASING fun.

Please enjoy this crazy ditty which I created last week with my laptop webcam, along with Windows Movie Maker.

DISCLAIMER: I swear to god this video was not alcohol or narcotic induced - this is how I act NORMAL.

*if you have trouble viewing this video, please go here.