A Day In The Life Of Me


As most of you guys and gals already know from past posts, I sincerely love my job.

And although I’ve been in the beauty industry for 26 years now, I can honestly say that it never gets old. As long as I can remember, I have always wanted to work in this industry. In fact, when I was a kid, I remember walking through the cosmetic department of Gimble Brothers with my mother, and intuitively feeling that one day I would be behind the counter doing the same thing.


I truly enjoy getting dressed up every day and going into my workplace, helping customers select fragrance, skincare and makeup. I also enjoy the interaction I have with people and getting to know them through conversation; building loyal and trusted relationships.

I never feel as though my job is a chore, but rather something I enjoy doing and getting paid for it.

But like with any job there comes challenges. And not only with the beauty industry itself, but also when it comes to certain customers who can make you so CRAZY at times, that your secret desire is to take your middle finger and place it about 6 inches in front of their face and say, “Can you read this sign?”

Yet in all honesty, these customers give you something to laugh about too - especially when you have a blog and can use it as fodder.

Earlier this week, one of the ladies I work with sent me a You Tube video and asked that I watch it, telling her what I thought. Well, after watching the video TEN times and laughing so hard that I actually farted, I went back to work and told her it was the most STELLAR reenactment I had ever seen.

Being in this industry, you eventually discover that no matter what state or country you live in, or what retail store you work at, there will always be those ‘stereotypical’ cosmetic customers that you must contend with.

The video that I am about to share with you is a PERFECT example of several of these customers - and ones that I have actually waited on myself – swear to god!

It was created by a brilliantly talented young lady named, Kaleena Massaker, who I would love to meet one day and do a comedy show together. Kaleena should be on Saturday Night Live, because she’s THAT good!

Her talent reminds me of the great Tracey Ullman.

(who I ADORE)

Honestly folks, she nailed each and every one of these customers with such precision, I actually thought I was watching REAL customers.

And I have to also share that it may seem to you as though this video is a BLOWN UP version of these customers, but it’s not.

Cross my heart.

This is EXACTLY how these customers look and act.

So, allow me to share with you a day in the life of what it’s like to be ME.

Please sit back for 4 minutes and enjoy a hearty, farty laugh.

And thank you, Kaleena. You’re FLAWLESS!


Wishing you a stunning weekend everyone!


X

63 comments

  1. OMG that was hilarious. I thought it was only me who didn't know how to get out of Macy's whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. It's the truth, I just could not find the way. I followed the exit sign and then it just disappeared.... lol. This video is so typical of all the people I know... but not me, you understand.

    Have a great day.

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  2. I LOVE THIS! I haven't worked the cosmetics counter, but have worked in other retail venues. These are typical customers everywhere! She has it spot on!

    I hope you have a marvi weekend, Ron!

    XOXO

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  3. That is a HOOT, Ron! And I never even worked in cosmetics! But I do remember the millions of people who would CONSTANTLY ask for a discount or attempt to bargain with you over a freakin' towel, like our dept store was some sort of giant garage sale!!!! And I know this isn't PC, but the folks from other countries were definitely the ones doing it!

    I choked on my coffee about the Beyonce looking hot in her fragrance ad!!!! LOL - sorry chick, but you spraying something on your wrist isn't going to make you any hotter!!!!

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  4. That was absolutely hilarious and spot on! LOVED it! "You have lighter?" SO Funny! I didn't fart but almost sharted! Hope you have a WONDERFUL weekend.

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  5. I LOVE THIS! I haven't worked the cosmetics counter, but have worked in other retail venues. These are typical customers everywhere! She has it spot on! I hope you have a marvi weekend, Ron! XOXO

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  6. I LOVE THIS! I haven't worked the cosmetics counter, but have worked in other retail venues. These are typical customers everywhere! She has it spot on! I hope you have a marvi weekend, Ron! XOXO

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  7. Good morning Valerie~

    Isn't she hilarious? She's brilliant!

    "I thought it was only me who didn't know how to get out of Macy's whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. It's the truth, I just could not find the way. I followed the exit sign and then it just disappeared.... lol. "

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

    And have you ever been to the Macy's in NYC? It's even MORE confusing because it's so BIG!

    "This video is so typical of all the people I know... but not me, you understand."

    Honestly, I see people like this almost every single day. Especially the one's who ask, "You have free gift?"

    Bwhahahhahahahahahahaha!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, dear lady. Have a great day and weekend!

    X

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  8. Hey there Peg~

    Wasn't this video BRILLIANT??? She nailed these customers with such precision!

    ""You have lighter?" SO Funny!"

    And that's the truth. They want the foundation so light, I almost feeling like saying, "Why don't you just buy some clown white!"

    Bwhahahahahahahahhaha!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, dear friend. Have a spectacular weekend!

    (((( Peg )))))

    X

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  9. la skjødtMarch 02, 2012

    0. M. GAWD. how do you do it? i would literally reach over and with both hands, throttle someone until they turned purple and black and fell over dead.

    "lead in it" hahahahahahaahaaaa.... like i'm gonna give up my dior for a little less lead? like hell....wow i am in character, that girl was really hilarious but i will never admit to any flatulence cause i'm a lady.

    do you have free gift? where bulgur jasmin? free gift ronda, hmmm?
    xoxoxoxoxo love you ronnda. bybyby...free gift next week ronda? oh ok... ronda where lady room? you know...lady room? i have to pee, can you help me?

    oh my i can only imagine what you get yourselves into with humanity of the female persuasion. ;)

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  10. la skjødtMarch 02, 2012

    ronda i stink you are there readin' these right now.....

    hello ronnie...is it snowing..this isn't that impersonator person la skjooodt btw...it's me. xoxoxoxo blowing kisses and hoping it's blowing snow. it's nice and cold here but in the 80's this weekend. what is that about? 80? xoxo

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  11. Hey there Diane~

    Yes, wasn't this video SPOT ON?

    "These are typical customers everywhere!"

    You said it, girl. They're EVERYWHERE!

    She did such an amazing job in capturing these customers. She has a bunch of great videos on her You Tube Channel. Check them out.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Diane. Have a MARVI weekend!

    XOXO

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  12. la skjødtMarch 02, 2012

    oh ronda you are there!!!!!! good morning, having your coffee? how do you take it? black ? sugar and heavy cream? cinnamon? starbucks variety-worst in the world coffee? i am going to keep refreshing the screen after i make a short little run to the lalaroom and say hi in real time. xoxoxo

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  13. Hey there Bijoux~

    "That is a HOOT, Ron! And I never even worked in cosmetics!"

    Isn't this video a RIOT????? And I kid you not, this is EXACTLY how these customers LOOK and ACT.

    "But I do remember the millions of people who would CONSTANTLY ask for a discount or attempt to bargain with you over a freakin' towel, like our dept store was some sort of giant garage sale!!!!"

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! OMG...how funny!

    "And I know this isn't PC, but the folks from other countries were definitely the ones doing it!"

    But it's true. And I think it's because in their countries they can BARTER. Although, many of these people live here in the U.S. now, yet they STILL think they can barter. There have been times when I just come right out and say, "This is not a flea market, we DON'T negotiate. The price is what it is."

    "I choked on my coffee about the Beyonce looking hot in her fragrance ad!!!! "

    Wasn't that freakin' HYSTERICAL??????????????

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Have a faaaaaaaabulous weekend!

    X

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  14. Good morning Linda~

    "0. M. GAWD. how do you do it? i would literally reach over and with both hands, throttle someone until they turned purple and black and fell over dead."

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Trust me, sometimes I want to actually do that!

    ""lead in it" hahahahahahaahaaaa.... like i'm gonna give up my dior for a little less lead?"

    There was actually a time when customers WHERE asking that because of the lead scare in lipsticks.

    "oh my i can only imagine what you get yourselves into with humanity of the female persuasion."

    Actually, I LOVE working with the female persuasion. Females are faaaaaaaaaaaabulous! And if it weren't for females, we wouldn't even have the cosmetic industry, and I wouldn't have a job. HA!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, dear friend. Hope all is well with your knee.

    Have a wonderful weekend!

    ((((( Linda ))))))

    xoxoxoxo

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  15. Nooooooooooooo, it's not snowing :(

    *bummer*

    However, I did hear that this weekend we may get some flurries coming from the upper north east (Boston).

    Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    xoxoox

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  16. ...LOL! I bet if you had a nickel for every time someone asked, "do I get a free gift with that?", you'd be a millionaire. lol... ;o) This was hilarious! And my heart goes out to you for what you have to deal with on a regular basis. Really Ron. :o)

    ...And yes, this gal is definitely SNL material! Love her.

    ...I hope you have a most wonderful day and a spectacular weekend to boot! :o)

    ...(((you)))

    ...Blessings :o)

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  17. Linda you are sooooooooooooo funny!!!!

    Yes, as a matter of fact I am having my morning coffee right now. And I'm drinking it black because I forgot to pick up some milk at the store yesterday. However, later this afternoon when I take a break at work, I'll get me another coffee at Starbucks and use some Half and Half.

    xoxooxox

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  18. Hi Ronnie,

    I wanted to fully experience the video before commenting;it was incredible! This woman is so talented! It was really like I could see each of these "personality types" in front of your counter.

    I am so happy that all this ends up making you philisophical. Because honey, all of this is of course a lesson in life. These odd balls come and go. Thank God that you don't have to take one home with you! They will eventaully walk away, satisfied or not...

    Please take care and hugs sent down to love city xoxoxo

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  19. la skjødtMarch 02, 2012

    ummm, about the free bulgur purfoom...you got? you saay you have ... omg i cannot stop...i haven't slept yet...i have alittle mania i think...i am laying here in bed online, like i am going to sleep laying here in bed with a laptop talking to anyone but i am tryyyying...i get about 3 nights of sleep a week lately and my shrink is freaking... hmmm, i am not sure if i am or not ;) xoxoxox

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  20. la skjødtMarch 02, 2012

    and how did you know i have a really bad knee????? xoxoxo

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  21. Goooooooooo morning TJ~

    "I bet if you had a nickel for every time someone asked, "do I get a free gift with that?", you'd be a millionaire. lol... ;o) "

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, and I think even a BILLIONAIRE!

    "And my heart goes out to you for what you have to deal with on a regular basis. Really Ron."

    It's funny because I've gotten to the point where I've just accepted that customers like these are simply part of the job. Truthfully, they make my work more interesting, and yes, at times a bit ANNOYING - HA!

    I really should write a whole book about this!!!!

    "..And yes, this gal is definitely SNL material! Love her."

    Isn't she wonderful? All of her You Tube videos are truly spectacular and very well made. I've become her biggest fan!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, dear lady. Always a delight to see your comments. Have a stunning weekend!

    (((( You )))))

    X

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  22. Because you told me in one of your comments left on my blog. I think it was last week.

    Anyway, I hope it's on the mend!

    ((((( Linda's knee )))))

    xoxooxoxo

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  23. Bonjour Barb~

    "I wanted to fully experience the video before commenting;it was incredible! This woman is so talented! It was really like I could see each of these "personality types" in front of your counter."

    Yes, isn't she BRILLIANT? Her videos are so professionally made. I read that she use to be in cosmetic industry, thus the reason for this video. But she's also a professional actress; doing stand-up comedy. And I think she lives right here on the east coast.

    "I am so happy that all this ends up making you philisophical. Because honey, all of this is of course a lesson in life. These odd balls come and go. Thank God that you don't have to take one home with you! They will eventaully walk away, satisfied or not..."

    Amen!

    And honestly? Even with having to deal with these type customers I STILL love my job, because if I stand back and look at the bigger picture.....my job is VERY amusing - HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. So glad you enjoyed the video. Kaleena has a bunch more on her You Tube Channel, so check out her link if you have some time this weekend.

    ((((( Barb )))))

    Have a marvi weekend......XOXO

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  24. Pamela D HartMarch 02, 2012

    Oh Ron, crack me up! That was so funny and even though I don’t work behind a cosmetic counter I really can SEE those customers!


    “Do you have a free gift?” (ROFLOL)



    I can just imagine HOW many of those you get in one day! We’ve been over this already, but I don’t even want a free gift! I go to the department store because they have the BEST make-up!



    I LOVE Macy’s. I could be a Macy’s whore—not THEIR whore, but a whore because I could spend all my money in their make-up department!


    I really like when you write about your work because your passion shines through. Not many people can say they LOVE their job and if you love it, it’s NOT work! You have the best of both worlds. You get PAID to do what you love! That is so awesome!


    And seriously, what do you have for wrinkles?

    ((Hugs))

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  25. Linda, you're CRACKING ME UP TODAY!!!!!

    "... omg i cannot stop...i haven't slept yet...i have alittle mania i think..."

    That's exactly how I felt yesterday at work because I had to get up VERY early to be at a special event; getting only 4 hours sleep the night before.

    ((((( You )))))

    xoxoxoxo

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  26. she's brilliant!!
    flawless
    priceless
    I want to hug her and buy her dinner
    I think I have a crush on her

    you two together would be fabulous
    I can see it now

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  27. PEARL NAYLORMarch 02, 2012

    OMG you have a lot to put up with! LOL

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  28. Good morning Pamela~

    Wasn't this video HILARIOUS???? I swear to god, I've watched now probably 50 times and I STILL laugh!!!

    "“Do you have a free gift?” (ROFLOL)

    I can just imagine HOW many of those you get in one day! We’ve been over this already, but I don’t even want a free gift! I go to the department store because they have the BEST make-up!"

    I probably get asked that question by at least every other customer in a day. They're affectionately referred to as the, "Free with purchase customers!"

    "I LOVE Macy’s. I could be a Macy’s whore—not THEIR whore, but a whore because I could spend all my money in their make-up department!"

    If you ever visit NYC, please go the Macy's in Herald Square because their cosmetic department is the BIGGEST cosmetic department I have EVER seen. OMG....it's HUGE. And VERY exciting!

    "I really like when you write about your work because your passion shines through. Not many people can say they LOVE their job and if you love it, it’s NOT work! You have the best of both worlds. You get PAID to do what you love! That is so awesome!"

    Thank you. I truly love my job. If I didn't have passion for what I do, I honestly couldn't do it. Is my job annoying at times? Yes. But overall I LOVE it!

    "And seriously, what do you have for wrinkles?"

    Scotch Tape.

    Bwhahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, dear lady. Have a fantabulous weekend!

    X

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  29. Good morning Akelamalu~

    "OMG you have a lot to put up with!'

    I know, isn't it something? I don't people realize the stuff we have put up with. But oh, it truly makes the job INTERESTING to say the least - HA!

    Thanks for stopping by, m'dear! Have a wonderful weekend.....X

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  30. Good morning Lady Dianne~

    I KNEW you would enjoy this video!!!!!

    Isn't she freakin' BRILLIANT? I've quickly become her biggest fan!

    "I want to hug her and buy her dinner
    I think I have a crush on her."

    Meeeeeeeeee too!!!!

    As soon as I saw this video I thought to myself, "God, I wanna do a show with her!!!!!" I think she lives somewhere here on the east coast. I honestly want to email her and meet her!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, dear lady. Have a SUPA' week!

    X to you and the gang!

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  31. Rob LenihanMarch 02, 2012

    Ron, I think it's so great that you enjoy your work, but after watching this video, all I can say is thank God I'm not in sales!! Forget the finger, how do you keep from strangling people?? Anyhow, that was a funny video and a great post. Take care and have a fabulous weekend, buddy!

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  32. No farting here, but I did chuckle and *almost* farted. That would have resulted in the dreaded (but fun to say) "fuckle", I suppose.

    I do not miss retail, especially after seeing this video. But I gotta admit, the chick is very talented and can do many spot-on impressions. I can totally see her (and you!) on SNL together!

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  33. Hey there Rob~

    " Forget the finger, how do you keep from strangling people?? "

    Bwhahahahhahahahaahhaha! Trust me, buddy, at times it's gets VERY hard NOT to. It use to annoy me much more when I first started out in this industry. But as time moves on, I'm developing a bit more patience. And I do mean only a 'bit.'

    HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Rob! Have a fantabulous weekend!

    X

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  34. Howdy Mark~

    "No farting here, but I did chuckle and *almost* farted. That would have resulted in the dreaded (but fun to say) "fuckle", I suppose."

    Bwahhahahahahahahahahaha! Mark, I LOVE IT....."fuckle!!!!!" That was HILARIOUS!!!!

    I know, retail can be a pain in the ass sometimes (especially at Christmas).

    " But I gotta admit, the chick is very talented and can do many spot-on impressions. I can totally see her (and you!) on SNL together!"

    YES! Isn't she so freakin' talented???? She's totally SNL material! She's got a lot more videos on her channel if you want to check them out.

    Always FAB seeing ya, buddy. Mucho thanks for stopping by!

    Enjoy your weekend!

    X

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  35. I was in Ulta this week and the lady behind the counter scared the crap out of me - her makeup looked hideous and I almost asked if she lost her way from the circus.

    Ron - check out my friend's website - she is doing a 2 month project called The Naked Face Project, where makeup and other beauty routines are suspended from life for 60 days. www.thenakedfaceproject.com. What do you think?

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  36. That was great, Ron! Thanks for sharing it.
    I'd love to see one about hair salons; that would be a hoot, too!
    Hope you have a great weekend.

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  37. Ha ha! Poor Ron. It obviously takes a certain type of person to do your job. I would not be no good at it :)

    I've never heard of customers asking for free gifts. It's hilarious! Bartering is only for boot fairs (garage sales?) here. Not in shops!

    Great video :)

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  38. Okay........if that's TRUE to life, I'm darn glad I work with smart mouthed adolescents. LOLOLOL

    OMG--I don't know how ya do it. But then, people don't know how I do it--so I guess it's what you say. No two days are ever the same--and it's really not 'work'!

    But I'd take my teenagers any day of the week.
    They don't ask me for free gifts. LOL

    They do, on occasion, think it's okay to apply their deodorant while they're speaking to me--I'm guessing that's right in there with armpit cologne spraying! ROFL

    OMG

    Oh, but.....What a good character actress she is.

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  39. Hiya Mel~

    "OMG--I don't know how ya do it. But then, people don't know how I do it--so I guess it's what you say. No two days are ever the same--and it's really not 'work'!"

    Exactly. I truly love my job and just accept the fact that THIS part of it. Most of the time my co-workers and I just laugh about because if we didn't, we'd go INSANE - HA!

    "But I'd take my teenagers any day of the week.
    They don't ask me for free gifts. LOL

    They do, on occasion, think it's okay to apply their deodorant while they're speaking to me--I'm guessing that's right in there with armpit cologne spraying! "

    Oh, how FUNNY!!!!!!

    Yes, customers actually DO that! In fact, we have customers that come in on a daily basis and spray their ENTIRE body with cologne - I kid you not! I once saw a customer moisturize her arms and legs and then spray her body with cologne, and then walk out of the store as if she was ENTITLED.

    "Oh, but.....What a good character actress she is."

    Isn't she? I've become her biggest fan!!!!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, dear lady. Hope you had a fabulous Friday. Enjoy your weekend!

    ((((( Mel )))))

    X

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  40. Hiya Babs~

    "It obviously takes a certain type of person to do your job. I would not be no good at it."

    This job has taught me a great deal of patience, which is something I'm not naturally.

    "I've never heard of customers asking for free gifts. It's hilarious! Bartering is only for boot fairs (garage sales?) here. Not in shops!"

    AMEN!!!!!

    This industry is to blame for the 'free gift' thing because they started it as a means to attract customers to BUY their products, but it's gotten WAY out of hand because now customers EXPECT it with every purchase. However, companies like mine don't offer free gifts, therefore it's very challenging to make a sale.

    Glad you enjoyed the video. Isn't she talented?

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

    X to you and Mo!

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  41. Hey there SuziCate~

    You are so welcome. Glad you enjoyed it! The second I saw this video, I KNEW it was something I wanted to share with you guys and gals.

    "I'd love to see one about hair salons; that would be a hoot, too!"

    What a GREAT idea!!!! And yes....that would be a total HOOT! I'm sure you and I could put together a video that would make our readers hair on end of what it's like to be a hairstylist; working on annoying clients!!!!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Have a great weekend!

    ((((( You ))))))

    X

    P.S. hope all went well with Dirt Mans' surgery this week.

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  42. Hey there Tracy~

    " the lady behind the counter scared the crap out of me - her makeup looked hideous and I almost asked if she lost her way from the circus."

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha! That was HILARIOUS!!!! And YES, I too have seen several people BEHIND the counter who looked very similar. Almost as if THEY needed a makeup lesson themselves!

    I just quickly clicked over to the website you mentioned and thought it fascinating. I will definitely look more closely at this weekend because it sounds very cool! Thanks for sharing that, girl!

    And thanks for stopping by. Have a super weekend!

    X

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  43. How wonderful that you truly love what you are doing! That is really precious. Clients come in all states of mind. We just have to grin and bear it... huh huh.

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  44. Bonjour Susu~

    Thank you. I feel really blessed that I have a job I enjoy doing because that's so important to me. I have to have passion for my work.

    "Clients come in all states of mind. We just have to grin and bear it... huh huh."

    Huh huh....you said it, girl!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, beautiful lady. Have a glorious weekend!

    Ciao....x

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  45. Jay of The Depp EffectMarch 03, 2012

    Hahahahaha! I think I recognised myself somewhere in there! LOL!

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  46. Hey there Jay~

    " I think I recognised myself somewhere in there! LOL!"

    OMG, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...say it isn't so!

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Jay! Hope you're having a faaaaaaabulous weekend!

    X

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  47. Ron, I honestly don't know how you do it. I too am in the customer service business, so I know how challenging it can be working with the public. Yet, it has to be exceptionally challenging working with primarily female customers and their beauty stuff.

    Loved the video clip! You're right, she's very talented! I really enjoyed the Asian customer. How FUNNY!

    Have a wonderful weekend, Ron!

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  48. Hola Denise~

    "Yet, it has to be exceptionally challenging working with primarily female customers and their beauty stuff."

    HA! Actually, I LOVE working with primarily female customers because they're much more VOCAL about their likes and dislikes, and are willing to try something new.

    "Loved the video clip! You're right, she's very talented! I really enjoyed the Asian customer. How FUNNY!"

    Isn't she talented??? I LOVE her! And yes, the Asian customer is a HOOT! I love how she's holding a Hello Kitty purse - HA!!!!!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, girl. Hope you're having a spectacular weekend!

    X

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  49. Herman TurnipMarch 04, 2012

    Hehehehe...man, I needed that laugh! One question...did she ever get her free gift?

    I can only guess that you see more than your fair share of these type of customers. Man...I feel for ya! hehheh!

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  50. That video was absolutely classic! She is hilarious! Thanks so much for sharing this Ronnie! Hope you enjoyed your weekend :)

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  51. Hey there Shae~

    Glad you enjoyed! Isn't the video HILARIOUS????? And it's so spot on!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, girl. Yes, I had a great weekend and hope you did too!

    X

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  52. Howdy Herman~

    So glad you got a laugh, buddy!

    "One question...did she ever get her free gift?"

    Bwhhahahahahahahahaha!

    No, probably not. So I'm sure I'll see her at MY store asking ME for a free gift this week!

    "You have free gift?"

    "I can only guess that you see more than your fair share of these type of customers. Man...I feel for ya! hehheh!"

    Yes, I do. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, Herman. Hope you had a supa' weekend!

    X to you and family!

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  53. hysterical! Kaleena is freaking brilliant! Love her characters - love the editing - just over the top funny!! Thanks so much for sharing :) And sorry I'm late to read this. Seems like I'm ridiculously forgetful lately. Soon I'll be asking for directions to the CVS parking lot (while I'm standing at the register in the front of the store).

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  54. Hey there Diane~

    Isn't Kaleena faaaaaaaaaaaaabulous? She so reminds me of Tracey Ullman, the way she transforms herself into this characters. She's brilliant!

    "And sorry I'm late to read this. Seems like I'm ridiculously forgetful lately. Soon I'll be asking for directions to the CVS parking lot (while I'm standing at the register in the front of the store."

    HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, how FUNNY! And no worries, my friend, I LOVE whenever you stop by. And besides, I'm getting very forgetful lately myself - especially at the grocery store and wondering why the hell I even went there - HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by. Have a grrrrrrreat week!

    X to you and Cristybella!

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  55. This was SOOOO funny! My sympathies to you. :-)

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  56. Hey Chrissy~

    Glad you had giggle. Isn't she FLAWLESS?

    Thanks for stopping by, girl!

    X

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  57. HOLY FUCK!! I am laughing SOFA KING HARD I can't even type. Kaleena Massaker, is HILARIOUS. And awesome. And I'm officially in love with her!

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  58. Hey there Meleah~

    "HOLY FUCK!! I am laughing SOFA KING HARD I can't even type."

    Bwhhahahahahahahaha! I KNEW you would love her, fellow Libra, because this is OUR kind of humor! Isn't she HILARIOUS????

    "And I'm officially in love with her!"

    Me too! Her whole You Tube Channel is BRILLIANT! Honestly, I can can SO see her on SNL!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, girl! Hope you had a great day!

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  59. Oh she needs to be on SNL, like IMMEDIATELY!

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  60. Linda you are very funny dear! hahahaha...
    Very hilarious thought you bought in your writing.
    Typical video is very appropriate.

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  61. bwahahahhaha. i'm the one asking for free stuff and how the heck to get out of the store cause i'm always lost. seriously, i can work with the public like this, i would totally go joan crawford on them.

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  62. Hey Val~

    "i'm the one asking for free stuff and how the heck to get out of the store cause i'm always lost."

    Bwhahhahahhahahaha! OMG, that's HYSTERICAL!

    Well, I tell ya what....I PROMISE to save a free gift for you! And ONLY for you!

    "i can't work with the public like this, i would totally go joan crawford on them.'

    Oh, you have NO IDEA how much I wanna bring out my WIRE HANGER!

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks oodles for stopping by, girl.

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