Okay, either I’m slowly developing dementia, or I should not drink wine while cleaning.
You be the judge.
Saturday night at about 10 PM, I poured myself a nice glass of Cabernet Sauvignon and then sprawled out on the floor with some pillows in front of the television and watched one of my favorite DVD’s, Steel Magnolias.
I should probably tell you that I’m a lightweight when it comes to drinking. I can ONLY drink red wine and ONLY one glass. One glass is just enough to give me a delightfully giddy buzz, which usually entails wrapping a fuchsia boa around my neck and dancing around my apartment while listening to The Supremes singing, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” and other Motown tunes.
Then I crash and fall asleep.
Anyhow, a few minutes into watching the movie I suddenly had to pee. So I went to the bathroom and did a tinkle, and then washed my hands. While drying my hands I noticed that the bathroom sink was getting kind of scummy-looking, so I grabbed the Comet cleanser from the cabinet under the kitchen sink (also grabbing my glass of wine), and then scoured my bathroom pedestal sink. Well, from scouring the sink, I went to scouring the toilet; to scouring the bathtub; to scouring the bathroom floor.
Fifteen minutes later, I realized I had scoured the ENTIRE bathroom. See, this is what happens when you drink wine and get distracted from what you were originally doing….like, watching a movie.
After I finished, I stood back and thought, “Wow….this bathroom looks faaaaaaaabulous!”
*and then I did a twirl*
I turned off the bathroom light, placed the Comet cleanser back under the kitchen sink cabinet, and then returned to my movie.
I don’t know about you, but drinking wine always makes me hungry. So I went to the kitchen and fixed myself a snack of crackers, bruschetta, and Asiago cheese.
But here’s what I saw when I opened the refrigerator door….
Now can you imagine if I was one of those people who drank MORE than one glass of wine?
I would probably wake up in the morning to find my toothpaste tube in the back of the refrigerator, and the milk carton on the first shelf in the medicine cabinet.
Warning: Don’t drink and clean. It's DANGEROUS.
Heehee did you finish viewing the film?
ReplyDeleteI've never tried cleaning after a glass of wine. Mind you, I'd need more than one glass of white, I swear it's less potent than red. One glass wouldn't give me the urge to clean, but after a few more I might do it without being aware...whaaaaa. You've given me an idea though.... with our torrential rain there is another leak in the roof, with water coming through kitchen ceiling. Maybe a bottle or two would remove the worry. Oooh there's a thought.
Ron, my hubby puts wack things in the fridge when he's NOT drinking!
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, what is with men and Comet? Husband always wants me to buy Comet.....I prefer a gentler, less smelly cleaner! Lol, have a super week!
I thought you were going to say you turned off the light and discovered you had not rinsed the Comet off
ReplyDeleteI did that once, looked like a CSI scene
LOL At least you didn't try to drink the cleaner!
ReplyDeleteGreat post, Ron. I'm so glad you didn't confuse the Comet with the wine. That would have really cleaned out your system! I'm more a white wino myself, but, like you, one glass is enough to put me around the bend. That's why I always have at least three. Next time you tie one on, please feel free to stop by my house. I'll let you pick the movie!
ReplyDeleteHi Ronnie,
ReplyDelete(waving from Paris burbs). How are you,buddy?
Now, why didn't I think of THAT when I needed some extra house keeping power?!! TOO funny!! Of course, with my luck, I would get an opposite reaction than yours and end up trashing my place :). You don't do things half way. You don't have Virgo rising for nothing.
I am just relieved for you that you found the Comet before doing some intestinal damage. Not a very heary breakfast, that one.
I am happy to be blogging. Wishing you more laughter to get through the week.
xox
Good morning Valerie~
ReplyDeleteHA! Yes, I did finish viewing the film. I was up until about 1 AM! I'm such a night bird!
" Mind you, I'd need more than one glass of white, I swear it's less potent than red. One glass wouldn't give me the urge to clean, but after a few more I might do it without being aware...whaaaaa."
HAHAHAHAHA!
Now for me, I can't drink white wine because it has more of an effect on me than red. And isn't that odd because red wine is supposedly stronger than white? White wine makes me feel ill for some reason.
"You've given me an idea though.... with our torrential rain there is another leak in the roof, with water coming through kitchen ceiling. Maybe a bottle or two would remove the worry. Oooh there's a thought."
Aw...shucks, you have another leak??? Sounds like the apartment I had in Florida. Every time it rained, I had a leak in bathroom ceiling. It took my landlord FOREVER to fix it.
Yes, I think you should have a bottle or two to remove the worry :)
Thanks for stopping by, dear lady. Have a super week!
X
Hey there Bijoux~
ReplyDelete"Ron, my hubby puts wack things in the fridge when he's NOT drinking!"
OMG...how FUNNY!!!!!
"On a side note, what is with men and Comet? Husband always wants me to buy Comet.....I prefer a gentler, less smelly cleaner!"
For me, I think it's because when I was a kid my mother ALWAYS used Comet or Ajax to clean the bathroom.
Thanks for stopping by, my friend. Have a super week!
X,
Mr. Comet
Hey there Lady Dianne~
ReplyDelete"I did that once, looked like a CSI scene"
Bwhahahahahhahaha! You CRACK ME UP!!!!
"I thought you were going to say you turned off the light and discovered you had not rinsed the Comet off."
OMG..I wish that was all it was. But when I discovered the Comet in the fridge, I almost die laughing. I immediately grabbed my camera and thought, "This is going to be Monday's blog post!" HA!
Have a faaaaaabulous week, dear lady. Thanks for stopping by!
X to you and the gang!
P.S. are you LOVIN' this COOLER weather? I am :)
Good morning Pearl~
ReplyDelete"At least you didn't try to drink the cleaner!"
Bwhahahahahahahahaha! OMG...can imagine if I accidentally did? It would have probably BLEACHED my teeth!
Have a super week, m'dear! Thanks for stopping!
X
Hey there Rob~
ReplyDelete"I'm so glad you didn't confuse the Comet with the wine. That would have really cleaned out your system!"
Meeeeeeee too! OMG...can you imagine if I had? It would have BLEACHED my teeth!
"I'm more a white wino myself, but, like you, one glass is enough to put me around the bend. That's why I always have at least three."
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! Rob, that CRACKED ME UP!
It's funny, I can't drink white wine because it makes me feel ill. I know red wine is stronger, but white wine has more of an effect on me. Isn't the odd?
"Next time you tie one on, please feel free to stop by my house. I'll let you pick the movie!"
You bet, buddy!
Thanks for stopping by and have a grrrrrrrreat week!
X
*waving from Philly*
ReplyDeleteHelloooooooooooooo Barb!!!!!!!!! Welcome back!
"Now, why didn't I think of THAT when I needed some extra house keeping power?!!"
Yes, but just be SURE you put the Comet back under the kitchen cabinet and NOT in fridge - HA!
"You don't do things half way. You don't have Virgo rising for nothing."
You said it, girl! I don't have Virgo rising for nothing!
"I am just relieved for you that you found the Comet before doing some intestinal damage. Not a very heary breakfast, that one."
Me too! And when I saw the Comet in the fridge, I immediately grabbed my camera and took a photo because I knew I had to BLOG about it!
"I am happy to be blogging."
And I'm happy you're blogging too! I missed you!
Can't wait to read and see all about. I bet you got some awesome photographs!
Have a super week, my friend. Thanks for stopping by!
(((( You )))))
X
Too funny! Imagine if you'd had a second glass...the entire complex would have been sparkling! Hmmm...wonder if I can intoxicate a neighbor into cleaning my house, lol?
ReplyDeleteHiya Suzi~
ReplyDelete"Imagine if you'd had a second glass...the entire complex would have been sparkling!"
HAHAHAHAHAHHA! You're probably right!!!
Now I know how Joan Crawford felt when she would get drunk and go on a night-raid cleaning bing!
Thanks for stopping by, Suzi! Have a wonderful week!
X,
Mr. Comet
Oh Ron, I needed this post this morning because my day has not started off well. When I saw the photo of the Comet in your refrigerator I laughed out loud. You are so funny!
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm just so glad you didn't accidentally sprinkle the Comet on your crackers, thinking it was the Asiago cheese!
Thanks for the laugh. Have a wonderful week, Ron.
Hola Denise~
ReplyDelete"Well, I'm just so glad you didn't accidentally sprinkle the Comet on your crackers, thinking it was the Asiago cheese!"
HA! OMG...can you imagine?????? I just about died laughing when I saw what I had done because I don't remember putting the Comet in the fridge?!?!?
And that's on ONE glass of wine!
Thanks for stopping by, girl. Hope you're day gets better.
(((( You )))))
Have a great week....X
Hahahahahaha! Funniest thing I have read in a long time. If you wake up to a magically cleaned bathroom and no toilet brush in sight. I would get worried. :-)
ReplyDeleteI love red wine. Malbec is my favorite.
AHAhaHAHhAHhHAHhHAhHAhhAHaHAHhHAHAhah!! That is HILARIOUS!!
ReplyDeleteI've been drunk cleaning before, and ended up putting the placemats from the kitchen table in the garbage on accident.
ReplyDeleteMy deslyxia is so bad, I saw the picture of the foot, and read the label as "cabaret surgeon"
ReplyDeleteHahaha
And goodness, I am glad your realized it was bleach before you thought you were sprinkling Parmesan cheese !
Don't blame it on your mother.
ReplyDeleteComet's my preferred brand too !
Hey there Jaffer~
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahhaha! OMG...that's HYSTERICAL!!!!
And speaking of deslyxia, I've got that too. However, I have it with numbers. If someone gives me their phone number, I have to read it back to them TEN times, just to make sure I didn't flip the 4 and 5.
"And goodness, I am glad your realized it was bleach before you thought you were sprinkling Parmesan cheese !"
Amen!
Thanks for stopping by, buddy! Have a terrific week!
X
Hiya Meleah~
ReplyDelete"I've been drunk cleaning before, and ended up putting the placemats from the kitchen table in the garbage on accident."
Bwhahahahahhahaha! That made me HOWL!
See! What did I tell ya, it's not safe to drink and clean!
Thanks for stopping by, girl! Have a SUPER week!
X
P.S. I had off today, so I was outside all afternoon enjoying this gorgeous weather we're having! OMG...it was actually chilly and I loved it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ReplyDelete*two thumps up*
Isn't Comet the BEST?
XOXO
ReplyDeleteNow Ron. I don't drink yet I do the same sort of thing - often!
ReplyDeleteEspecially don't drink and clean when your bleach looks like a can of beer in the fridge!
Hahahahahaha! Funniest thing I have read in a long time. If you wake up to a magically cleaned bathroom and no toilet brush in sight. I would get worried. :-) I love red wine. Malbec is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteHiya Babs~
ReplyDeleteYa know, I've been known to do this sorta thing even WITHOUT drinking - HA!
"Especially don't drink and clean when your bleach looks like a can of beer in the fridge!"
Yup...I think you're right ;)
Thanks for stopping by, my friend. Hope you had a MARVI Monday! Enjoy your week!
X to you and Mo!
Hellooooooooo Angelia!
ReplyDelete"If you wake up to a magically cleaned bathroom and no toilet brush in sight. I would get worried. :-)"
Bwhahahahahahahaha! OMG...that CRACKED ME UP!
Touche'!
Isn't red wine the BOMB? I've heard of Malbec but have never tried it. Thanks for mentioning it because I'll look for it the next time I but a bottle of wine!
Have a faaaabulous week, Angelia! Thank you for stopping by!
X
"I would probably wake up in the morning to find my toothpaste tube in the back of the refrigerator, and the milk carton on the first shelf in the medicine cabinet."
ReplyDeleteThat was a riot, Ron!
I've done similar stuff under the influence. Much worse. And not anything I could mention on the internet because it's way too embarrassing!
And by the way, I've tried Barefoot wine before and it's great. And a great price.
*laughing* You obviously haven't heard the bizarre places I find the cellphone!
ReplyDeleteHOW it gets there, I've no clue.
Which is reason for me to read what you've recommended on the sidebar there...cuz I truly remember NOTHING. Which is why I, single handedly, am responsible for the increased sales on post-it notes! I hope you have a few shares of stock.......
Yes, they rely on me losing the whole pad--which I do on a regular basis......which is why I celebrated finding a whole half a stack in the basement storage room last week.
Thinkin' they went on an adventure sometime last holiday season, given they have snowmens on 'em.......*sigh*
AND--I do this without the added cost of wine!
Which, by the way, is about the price of a package of post-it notes.
JUST sayin'...... LOL
AND I gotta tell ya--I had nothing but multiple problems getting the comment to post. *sigh* You'd think I'd forgotten what my login was........and then when I discovered the post-it note with it on it......the 'POST AS' option had disappeared. LOL
ReplyDeleteI need more coffee and you need less wine...... ;-)
Hiya Matt~
ReplyDelete"Much worse. And not anything I could mention on the internet because it's way too embarrassing!"
Oh come on! Please share!!! If you knew all the TOO EMBARRASSING things I've shared on this blog for the past 5 years you would DIE!
" I've tried Barefoot wine before and it's great. And a great price."
Isn't it awesome wine? And you're right...the price is great! I tried it several years ago on a recommendation from someone who was also shopping in the liquor store. BEST recommendation ever!
Thanks for stopping by, bud. Have a great week!
X
Hiya Mel~
ReplyDelete"*laughing* You obviously haven't heard the bizarre places I find the cellphone!
HOW it gets there, I've no clue."
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey listen, I don't need wine to make me do crazy stuff like this because quite often I will misplace things and find them in the most bizarre places, like my apartment keys!
"Which is reason for me to read what you've recommended on the sidebar there...cuz I truly remember NOTHING. Which is why I, single handedly, am responsible for the increased sales on post-it notes!"
Oh...how funny!!!!! And you gave me a great idea...POST-IT NOTES because let me tell ya, lately I've been VERY forgetful. And WITHOUT wine - HA!
And btw, the book "I Remember Nothing" is faaaaaabulous! It was written by one of my favorite author's, the late Nora Ephron.
Thanks oodles for stopping by, dear lady. Hope you had a MARVI Monday!
X
So sorry about that, Mel. Something is going on with Disqus because two of my other readers mentioned something last week.
ReplyDeleteThank you for telling me.
X ya!
That is HYSTERICAL! Much like when I clean with PMS. A little known fact between women only, but I'll share. When you get PMS, you become a cleaning machine. And since you have PMS, you HAVE to have wine. And after you drink wine, chocolate is required. And after the chocolate, something salty for sure. And since you have PMS, you are stupid and do things like place your cleaner in the refrigerator. So, my friend, you now have experienced something few men get to experience. Manly Red Wine PMS. Oh, and btw, can you come clean MY bathroom!??
ReplyDelete"So, my friend, you now have experienced something few men get to experience. Manly Red Wine PMS. Oh, and btw, can you come clean MY bathroom!??"
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Katherine, that. was. beyond. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG...I laughed so hard!!!!!!!!!
And do you know what's funny? I love chocolate as well as wine, so you're right...I experienced PMS!
I have to share your comment with a few women that I work with because they're gonna LOVE IT!
Thanks so much for stopping by and sharing that brilliant comment!
Have a grrrrreat week, my friend!
X,
Manly Red Wind PMS Ron
I don't think you have a drinking problem, but rather a cleaning problem. Perhaps you should check yourself into CA (cleaner's anonymous)? Next thing you know you'll be finding Windex in the oven, a sponge in your cereal bowl, and a mop in your bed.
ReplyDeleteI've seen the signs of this sickness, and it's not pretty. Please tell me that an intervention isn't required. ;-)
Hey there Herman~
ReplyDelete"I don't think you have a drinking problem, but rather a cleaning problem. Perhaps you should check yourself into CA (cleaner's anonymous)? Next thing you know you'll be finding Windex in the oven, a sponge in your cereal bowl, and a mop in your bed."
Bwhahahahahahaah! OMG...think you nailed it!!!!
Hello, my name is Ron...and I'm a cleanaholic.
Thanks for stopping by, buddy! And thanks for clearing that up for me!
Have a grrrrrrrrrrrrreat week!
X to and the family!
Last time I drank too much red wine I found myself with a boa wrapped around my neck, dancing and singing Motown tunes, Cindy made me come back into the house because all the neighbors were pointing, I think it was because the fuchsia clashed with my Cowboy hat.
ReplyDeleteIf you have too much to drink just make sure next morning your tube of toothpaste doesn't say Preparation H, now that would call for a scouring of the bathroom mirror I would think :^0
Fun Post Buddy, I always enjoy my visits here.
*and then I did a twirl*
ReplyDeletecan I just say how much that tickled me?! Even to the point of upstaging the final funny part.
You're just a handful of effervescent energy! Love that about you!
xo, diane
"Last time I drank too much red wine I found myself with a boa wrapped around my neck, dancing and singing Motown tunes, Cindy made me come back into the house because all the neighbors were pointing, I think it was because the fuchsia clashed with my Cowboy hat."
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, Jimmy....that was so HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!
"If you have too much to drink just make sure next morning your tube of toothpaste doesn't say Preparation H, now that would call for a scouring of the bathroom mirror I would think :^0"
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, Jimmy...you're on a ROLL!!!!
Brilliant, my friend...absolutely...BRILLIANT!
Thanks SO MUCH for laughs! You are soooooooooo funny!!!!!
Hope you had a great Monday! Enjoy your week!
X to you and Miss Cindy!
Hey there Diane~
ReplyDeleteAw...thank you for your sweet and loving words, girl!
((((( You ))))))
*a twirl*
Have a faaaaaaaaaaabulous week!
Much X to you and Cristybella!
OH, YES, drink a few glasses and get back to us! Of course, you'de need someone to hold the camera to get it all on tape. *be right over* hehe
ReplyDeleteThe only time I'm tempted to go on an impromptu cleaning spree is during episodes of 'Hoarders'. But that usually passes when I realize I'm way ahead of the game compared to those horrible messes.
Have a great week. I'll bet you're loving the cool mornings and evenings. I know I am. Happy Autumn!
ron, i've done the same things MANY times. put things in the fridge that belonged in the cupboard and vice versa, oh and i wasn't drinking either. perhaps you just had a lot on your mind or either the wine was that good.
ReplyDeletefunny.
Yes, but it did get you to clean. I always get sidetracked when I have a glass of wine. Although, cleaning is rarely what happens. I'm thinking it might make vacuuming more fun. I'll have to try it.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! I hope the milk didn't end up in the shower, though.
ReplyDeleteOne glass of wine did that to you, buddy? Damn. I feel like such a lush next to you. But at least your bathroom is super clean! Feel free to drop by anytime. I'll have a glass of wine and a nice, big container of Comet waiting for you...because I'm nothing if not a good host!
Hellllllo Mary~
ReplyDelete"OH, YES, drink a few glasses and get back to us! Of course, you'de need someone to hold the camera to get it all on tape. *be right over* hehe"
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Can you IMAGINE??????
"The only time I'm tempted to go on an impromptu cleaning spree is during episodes of 'Hoarders'. But that usually passes when I realize I'm way ahead of the game compared to those horrible messes."
Can you believe I have never watched that show? But I hear from other people that it's great because it prevents you from ever becoming a HOARDER!!!
OMG, yes.....I'm LOVIN' this cooler fall weather! Yesterday I sat in the park and enjoyed the hell out of it.
Yaaaaaaaaaay...fall is here!!!
Have a maaaaaavelous week, neighbor!
X
Hey there V girl~
ReplyDelete"perhaps you just had a lot on your mind or either the wine was that good."
Tee, hee....yes, I think it was because the wine was THAT good. One glass and I was buuuuuuuuuuuzzzzing!
Thanks for stopping by, girl! Have a terrific week!
X
Hilarious!!! OMG, you and me, two peas in a pod. I bet you could drink me under a table with that full single glass of yours. All it takes for me to fall asleep is about 2-4 ounces. What a lightweight. Hey, I can buy you a big BOX of wine. Would you come over and shampoo my carpets? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHowdy Mark~
ReplyDelete"One glass of wine did that to you, buddy? Damn. I feel like such a lush next to you."
Yes, can you believe it? I never drank alcohol up until about 5 years ago. For some reason it never interested me. I have such a low tolerance. One glass and I'm BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIN'!
" Feel free to drop by anytime. I'll have a glass of wine and a nice, big container of Comet waiting for you...because I'm nothing if not a good host!"
Will do! Just make sure you have a fuchsia boa handy and some Motown! Bwhahahahahahahaha!
Thanks for stopping by, buddy! Enjoy your week!
X to you and Tara!
Helloooooooooo Kathy!
ReplyDeleteOMG....are you a lightweight drinker too?????
Yup...two peas in a pod ;)
" All it takes for me to fall asleep is about 2-4 ounces."
How HILARIOUS!
But do you know what's weird? I can feel it after just a couple of sips! My tolerance for alcohol is very low. I know people who can drink an ENTIRE bottle of wine (which is like four glasses) and they're fine. However, I would be PLASTERED!
" Hey, I can buy you a big BOX of wine. Would you come over and shampoo my carpets? Thanks."
Will do, girl! Just make sure it's red ;)
Hope you're enjoying this FANTABULOUS weather we're having. Isn't it glorious?
Thanks for stopping by, neighbor!
X,
Mr. Lightweight
First, dear Ron, I am thrilled to be back here again. You have DEFINITELY not lost your touch. You need to "Stop in the Name of Love" when you get to glass #2, my friend!
ReplyDeleteComet in the cooler, eh?
Reminds me of those giddy days in California when cleaning frenzies came from the intake of other....um.....herbal intakes. Continue to hear that my mother finds Fritos from the 70s and 80s behind the dresser.
Best to you! EFH
Hey there Kent~
ReplyDeleteIt's soooooooooooo great to see ya!
"You need to "Stop in the Name of Love" when you get to glass #2, my friend!"
Bwhahahahahahahaha! That was STELLAR!
And can you believe I act this way on only ONE glass? I can't imagine TWO?!?!
"Reminds me of those giddy days in California when cleaning frenzies came from the intake of other....um.....herbal intakes. Continue to hear that my mother finds Fritos from the 70s and 80s behind the dresser."
OMG...how FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks so much for stopping by, buddy. Hope you had a super summer! Gosh, I can't believe Fall is here already!
Enjoy your week!
X
Clearly, we should have a drink together, at my place, when it needs to be cleaned.....
ReplyDeleteHey there Bill~
ReplyDelete"Clearly, we should have a drink together, at my place, when it needs to be cleaned....."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Absolutely!! I'll bring the wine, you supply the COMET, okay?
Thanks a bunch for stopping by, buddy! Hope you're having a faaaaaaabulous week!
X to you and Paul!
bwahahaha! Yeah...stick to just the one glass Ron! It will be safer!! I can do you one better though...I scared myself one day when I actually tried to brush my teeth with Vagisil!!! I can honestly tell you, I am NOT a morning person. I must sleep until noon. Then I can successfully brush my teeth with TOOTHPASTE!! :)
ReplyDeleteBy the way...LOVE Steel Magnolias...it is one of my most favorite movies and I cannot count how many times I have watched it! I think I almost know that script by heart!!
Enjoy your day Ron!!
xo
Jeanne
Gooood morning Jeanne~
ReplyDelete"I can do you one better though...I scared myself one day when I actually tried to brush my teeth with Vagisil!!!"
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha! I just spewed my morning coffee while reading that! OMG.....HILARIOUS!!!!!
Well, at least your teeth would never ITCH - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"By the way...LOVE Steel Magnolias...it is one of my most favorite movies"
Isn't it the GREATEST movie?? The cast is beyond brilliant! The story is both funny and heartbreaking.
Shirley MacLaine and Olympia Dukakis are my favorite characters!
Thanks for stopping by, dear lady. And thank you for the awesome morning laugh!
X
At least you didn't try to brush your teeth with Ben-Gay or Preparation-H!
ReplyDeleteI know you like red wine, but Barefoot makes a delicious Moscato. When I drink that I really don't care how dirty anything is!
I love you more than my luggage, bro! ;)
"At least you didn't try to brush your teeth with Ben-Gay or Preparation-H!"
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahha! OMG...that's freakin' HILARIOUS! I remember hearing a story once about a guy who accidentally put Ben-Gay on his crotch; thinking it was a jock itch cream!!!
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes! A lady I work with loves both red AND white wine, and she said that Barefoot makes an EXCELLENT Moscato! Isn't Barefoot a great brand of wine? Tasty, yet very inexpensive.
Thanks a bunch for stopping by, sis.
Love ya too!
(((((( You ))))))
X
This is so funny, Ron. I can totally relate. I start doing one thing and then I'm off on a tangent doing something else. I've missed you! Work has been so busy but they finally hired a new manager so things should calm down. Otherwise, things are good. Trying to start blogging/following regularly again. xoxo
ReplyDeleteHelloooooooooooo Chrissy girl!
ReplyDelete"I can totally relate. I start doing one thing and then I'm off on a tangent doing something else."
HA! Isn't that hilarious how that happens? And after a glass of wine, I'm even WORSE!!!
Great to hear that things are good, girl! Hope you had a faaaaabuous weekend and are enjoying Maddie. She's such a DOLL!
Have a super week!
X to you and the gang!
*snort* Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI am forever putting things back in the wrong place. I wish I had alcohol to blame!
One night, I was getting ready to go out with friends. I hate to keep track of my purse or wallet, so I usually grab my debit card, ID, and some cash and leave the rest behind. The next day I panicked when I couldn't find my wallet. I tore my house and car apart, and called my friend who had picked me up to search his car. It wasn't until that night when I found it one of my bathroom drawers...right on top of my hairdryer.
O_o
Hellooooooooo Tara~
ReplyDelete"I am forever putting things back in the wrong place. I wish I had alcohol to blame!"
Ya know what? I do the SAME THING. Even WITHOUT alcohol - HA!
"It wasn't until that night when I found it one of my bathroom drawers...right on top of my hairdryer."
OMG...how funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it's funny, out of all things I misplace, it's my WALLET that I do the most. When I still drove, it was my CAR KEYS!!!!
X
Hey there Jen~
ReplyDelete" I always get sidetracked when I have a glass of wine. Although, cleaning is rarely what happens."
Yes, for me too. But for some reason, once I started cleaning the sink, the wine took over and made me clean the WHOLE bathroom!!!!
Have a faaaaaaaabulous week, my friend! Can't wait to see you next month!!!!
X