Sunday, November 15, 2020

While Planning Your Christmas Gift List This Season, Here Are A Few "Not-To" Gift Suggestions

While strolling through Target over the weekend, I just so happened to walk past the clothing department, as my eyes suddenly focused on the holiday section, which included Christmas sweaters.

UGLY Christmas sweaters.

No wait, not ugly, more like HIDEOUS Christmas sweaters.

No wait, not hideous, more like TACKY-SENSORY OVERLOAD Christmas sweaters.

So tacky in fact, I wouldn't wear (let alone buy) one of these sweaters if I were stranded in Antarctica, wearing nothing but a tank top and a thong and freezing to death on a glacier. 

Nope, I'd much rather be caught dead than wear one of these sweaters to save my life.

Honest to God, this was the look on my face when I saw them...

 

 Okay, here we go.

The Sweaters

I love both flamingos and the color pink, but this sweater is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

And what's with all the tinseled pom-pom's, feathers, sequins, and the Christmas bells?

It's like they tried to put the entire New York City Garment District on this sweater...

This looks like a costume a showgirl would wear at Caesars Palace in Vegas because it's something you should only see at a distance.

Up-close, it's damaging...

As you all know, I ADORE cats.

But if someone gave me this sweater, I'd throw a handful of used kitty litter at them...

Hell, even a cat would hate this...

Oh and look, this sweater has a beverage pocket, which I'm assuming is to hold a can of beer. Which makes total sense because you'd have to be drinking (heavily) to wear this sweater...

And I love how they gave him a green nose instead of a red one...

I saved the worst for last.

This sweater is so scary that I couldn't physically get too close because I thought it would bite me. So I had to use my zoom lens. 

Before I show you, I have to ask if any of you remember the 1980's TV show, Solid Gold?

 

Well, this sweater looks like something the Solid Gold dancers would wear because they always had costumes that were DRIPPING in sequins. 

Okay, are you ready?

Try not to scream.

This sweater is my idea of a sequins BLING nightmare.

And it's no wonder they're wearing sunglasses...

Mr. and Mrs. Fernando Llamas...

And on my way out of Target, I spotted these slipper socks, which I thought would go lovely with the sequined sweater above.

Talk about OVERKILL...

This was the look on my face...

Have a fabulously fashionable week, y'all!

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*Suggestion: Do keep these items in mind if you're attending a holiday party in which the theme is: The Most Ugliest Christmas Sweater In The World. I guarantee you'll win First Place!