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Cellphones (Pt.2)

In case you haven't already noticed, I HATE cell phones.

It's not actually cell phones I hate, it's the compulsive-addictive nature that the LARGE majority of humanoids possess.

Do you know, that I've actually witnessed someone in a restroom stall, having a conversation while taking a poop?

And add irritation to my irritation, I have to listen to the wide variety of how these instruments of torture, ring.

I've heard everything thing from: rap, opera, disco, Motown, show-tunes, and Barbara Streisand singing, "The Way We Were."

And it seems, that the people who own these retched things, enjoy having the ringer volume turned up SO LOUD....that they can be heard in South Africa!

The other day while I was in the bookstore, I had the wonderful misfortune to be sitting next to a young lady who was reading some bazaar kamikaze comic book. And every so often while reading, she would let out this blaring......HAgh!......HAgh!......HAgh!.....HAgh!

(It sounded like she was coughing up a fur-ball)

It scared the shit out of me; that I kept hitting the coffee cup against my teeth, shooting hot scalding java all over my lips.

After about 30 minutes of this....I figured out that she was laughing.

Then suddenly (and very softly), I began to hear....meow-meow.....meow-meow....meow-meow

I looked up over my reading glasses and thought, "Did someone bring their freakin' CAT into the bookstore????"

Again, meow-meow....meow-meow....meow-meow

All of a sudden, this young lady reached into her purse and pulled out this hot-PINK cell phone (that looked as though someone had thrown-up Pepto-Bismol all over it).


Holy was her friggin' cell phone ringer!

My mouth dropped wide open, and I thought to myself, "You know, I thought I heard everything.......but apparently not."


What's next.......a FART ringer?

Well....I guess that's when I'll finally break down and get one.

Photo: Pengrin

1 comment:

  1. LMFAO! I must confess that I have had a 'Fart' Ringer before!!! But only to play a practical joke on my mate! *GiGGLeS*

    I'm with you on the annoying cellphones, but the pic you used is really appealing! LOL HECK I'll buy anything that's pink!!! :-) xx