"Hey, Dude!"


I first heard the word “DUDE” back in the 90’s when I was working with a bunch of guys, who were obviously taking too many steroids…..

“Like…hey, dude…like…can you tell me, dude…like…where can I get… like…a dictionary, dude…so I can… like…learn, dude…how to speak…like…an intelligent human being, dude?”

It sounded like a cross between a Valley-Guy and a Neanderthal Man.

And what’s with the freaky “hand gesture?”

Some secret “dude code?”

It looks like the “Italian-Curse.”

It’s bad enough that males are using dude; however, NOW 65% of the female population has embraced the lingo.

The other day, while I was standing in line at the food court waiting to order a sandwich, two young ladies where in front of me having a private conversation which I was FORCED to listen to……

“Like dude, I told him….like…if you think your getting into my pants tonight, dude….like, dude…your fuck’in crazy, dude…because like, dude….no one fucks me on the first date, dude!”

I thought, “How lovely.”

I wanted to scream, “DO YOU THINK YOU COULD POSSIBLY FIND A FEW MORE PLACES TO ADD THE WORD DUDE INTO YOUR DAINTY CONVERSATION?????”

(I felt like I was having lunch on a construction site)

Look ladies, if your going to start using this obnoxious term of endearment….please get it right.

When addressing another female, don’t say, “Hey dude.”

Speak properly.

It’s….“Hey, DUDETTE"


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1 comment

  1. LMFAO!!! Oh it hurts!!!

    Oh my brothers always thought they were so cool, calling every Tom, Dick and Harry 'dude!'

    Until they found out that it meant a 'Frozen Camels Dick!' *GiGGLeS* xx

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