My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
It’s funny how food will sometimes feel very similar to what it’s like to enjoy a carnal relationship.
This is how I feel when eating a great burger.
Even though I’m not a big meat eater by any means, once or twice a month I lust for a fat juicy hamburger.
And not only do I enjoy eating a burger, but I will also order French fries and a coke, because they seem to turn the whole experience into some sort of Kama Sutra.
Sometimes when I eat a burger, I can’t even speak.
I will close my eyes and quite often here the voice of Donna Summers singing her 80’s disco hit…Love to Love You Baby.
Now normally I eat very fast, however when I’m eating a hamburger, I enjoy lots of foreplay in order to prolong the ecstasy, leading up to the BIG moment.
Last Thursday evening, I met up with a good friend of mine for our “Burger Night.”
She and I had been wanting to try a new place, which had opened in the Fall, but because of all the holiday madness we never had the time, so last week we set a date for a Roman Burger Orgy.
The place we went to is called Goodburger, and the word GOOD is a total understatement.
It should really be called Good-God-I-Had-An-Orgasm-Burger.
I don’t think I’ve ever had a more sensual time eating a hamburger in all my life.
I literally wanted to smear ketchup all over body and place pickle slices in my underwear.
And at the climatic moment, I had to grab onto the sides of the table, because I thought my ass would vibrate off of the chair.
I think I actually heard myself cry out…“YES!..YES!…YES!”
And after the rapture had subsided, I sat there completely spent, with such a wonderful feeling of total inner peace; craving a Marlboro Light.
It was lovely.
So if you haven’t had much carnal knowledge lately, and you’re looking for inexpensive, yet high-quality imitation fornication…try Goodburger.
I guarantee it’ll be the best “Burger Big O” you’ve ever experienced.
“Oooooooooo…love to love you, baby…ooooooooo….”
I would like to close this post with a little something for my vegetarian readers, so you don’t feel left out….
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