My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
Besides chocolate and glow-in-the-dark condoms, I don’t think there’s ever been anything invented that has given me more pleasure and more reason to shout….
.. GLORY ALLELUIA!!!
For those of you who may live in various parts of the world, and have no earthly idea what I’m talking about, Febreze is a fabric refresher that miraculously neutralizes all kinds of offensive odors. It typically comes in a spray form, but more recently has been made into a laundry detergent, candles, and also plug-ins.
I don’t know how or why this stuff works, but it does, so I always have it handy in my apartment.
And what’s amazing, is that I’ve found a hundred different ways to use it.
When I had cats, it was a great way to neutralize litter box odor.
I also like to spray it in my kitchen trash can to eliminate any nasty garbage smell.
I will quite often spray it inside my sneakers to keep them smelling fresh.
It’s also very helpful to use in my bathroom after I do a stinky #2.
And because I smoke, I spray it on everything in my apartment: the carpet, sofa, mattress, throw pillows; even the ceiling fan, and I’ve never once had anyone say that my home smells like a cigarette.
But I think perhaps the most effective way that I’ve used Febreze, was in an emergency situation.
However, before I tell you, you must promise not to breathe a word of this to another living soul, ok?
Remember, it was an EMERGENCY situation and I had no other choice.
Back in December when I was working horrendous holiday hours in retail, there was a time when I didn’t even have a free hour to do a load of laundry. One morning while I was racing off to work, I noticed that I had completely ran out of clean underwear…Shit!
So a got a brilliant idea….
….I grabbed the pair that I had worn the day before out of the hamper, and lightly misted the crotch area with Febreze.
And then after twirling them in air a few times, to dry them…
…I took a little whiff…
And found them delightfully refreshed and reusable…
Have a refreshing weekend, everyone!
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