My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
About two nights ago I had the craziest dream.
I dreamt that I had been abducted by aliens and was taken aboard their spacecraft.
And after being anally probed by several of the aliens (without a lubricate, mind you), I was carried into a room that had a large mirror hanging on one of the walls. I was then placed in a chair that was positioned directly in front of the mirror.
Suddenly, the aliens began to laugh.
KeKeKeKeKeKeKeKe!
And as they giggled, they pointed to the mirror as if to say to me, “Look!…Look!”
And when I turned to look at myself in the mirror, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
...as my reflection began to morph onto various images...
First…I looked like Ben Stiller in the movie Zoolander
Next…I resembled Sarah Jessica Parker from Sex and the City
Five seconds later, I morphed into David Beckham posing in a Giorgio Armani underwear ad....WTF?
And then to my complete HORROR…I transformed into Richard Simmons!!
From there, I turned into Betty Crocker.
And then, without any warning I became Ronnie TRIPLETS!
From triplets…I morphed into Madonna.
From Madonna…I became the evil Cruella deville
At this point, I began I thrashing in the chair and yelling at the aliens, “STOP! STOP! STOP THIS MADNESS…I WANT TO LOOK LIKE MYSELF AGAIN…STOP THIS, YOU ALIEN FREAKS!”
And then, ZAP!…
…I suddenly awoke in my bed with the sheets wrapped around my neck and a very sore buttock.
And when I finally calmed down, I realized that it had only been a horrible dream.
So I got out of bed and went into the bathroom to splashed some cold water on my face.
But when I looked into the mirror…I let out a blood-curdling SCREAM!!!
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