Billy....You're Such a Doll



Who knew when I was a little boy; dreaming of owning a Barbie doll, that one day in the distant future there would be a doll invented just for me?

Billy.

Billy was created by artist John McKitterick and marketed in the United States by London-based Totem International as "the first out and proud gay doll" although that distinction actually belongs to Gay Bob, introduced in 1977. McKitterick created the doll based on sketches he drew while living in London. After a successful limited-edition run of 1,200 dolls created to benefit an AIDS charity, McKitterick decided to mass market his creation....



It was introduced in a number of versions based on stereotypical gay characters, including Sailor Billy, Cowboy Billy, Master Billy and San Francisco Billy.

Other dolls in the Billy line include Carlos, Billy's Puerto Rican boyfriend, and Tyson, their African American friend.





Billy and Carlos donned drag in 1999, with Billy dressed in a gingham checkered pantsuit as "Dolly" and Carlos as "Carmen" in a polka dot outfit reminiscent of those worn by Carmen Miranda.



In 2001, a Billy doll wearing a brown uniform with a patch reading "BPS" (for Billy's Parcel Service) was introduced.

Note: "BPS" Billy is my personal favorite. Hubba-hubba!



For me, the most hysterical feature of the Billy doll collection is that they’re anatomically correct….





I seriously think they should have named him….Woody.





Have an awesome weekend everyone!

X

63 comments

  1. Talk about reading this with bias. I initial thought the artist's name was "McKITTEN."

    I have to say I really enjoy the Dolly version with his wide bell-bottom pants. He has some muscular thighs there and his pants reflect that.

    And after I learned that he's, um, anatomically correct (and seemingly hung like a horse) I had to go back to look at the photos. Dolly's guitar is blocking the view, but the UPS, oops, BPS guy's shirt tails are sorta parted.

    And I guess that proves he's really got a package to deliver, eh?

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  2. Hey Ronnie,

    I'm having so much fun looking at these "boy toy" dolls ! OMG :)
    There's one for every taste in there, but it looks like we are still "post Village peeps" with the cowboy,construction worker and all.

    Anatomically correct to boot ( and how now brown cow !!)

    Very amusing !!

    pssht; which is your favorite? My bet is for the "tutti frutti Carmen look" :)

    Have a great weekend and try and stay sane at work if you can.

    Hugs to ya macho man XXXX

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  3. OMG ron I was cracking up, these Billy dolls are great! I'll have to puruse the aisles of my local toysrus looking for anatomically correct gay male dolls this christmas season! It's so much easier for kids to be able to come out now, that so special that a little gay boy can now have his very own barbie doll without having to steal his sister's! I want a billy doll, although I don't know whether I can handle Woody, you know being a lesbian and all! Fantastic post my PA friend! Where is your Billy doll?

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  4. Okay. I'm thinkin' the same person, with obvious perspective/scale disabilities, who crafted Barbie's boobs has designed Billy's "junk"! Holy Hell! GI Joe and Ken have probably committed suicide after seeing Billy, either that or they've gone over to "the dark side" for the ... um,... cookies! ;)

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  5. Ron. Ron. Ron.

    *shaking head*

    You're a doll, really, you are.

    But omgomgomg.......THAT, I did not expect.

    *laughing*
    The good news is I choked on the coffee--and didn't spit it.
    Spitting coffee when on a laptop----baddddddddddd plan!

    *hugs*
    You enjoy the weekend, sir.....try to, anyway!

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  6. OMG!

    I almost spat out my Kashi Honey Sunshine cereal when I got a load of Billy's . . . anatomical correctness. Wow. That is a LOT of correctness, right there, yo.

    I love the idea of a Billy doll. Where's Billy today? We need him! It's kind of a shame some of the styles were so stereotypical, but this was over 30 years ago.

    Um, can UPS Billy make a stop at my house? He has a package -- I mean I have a package I need picked up.

    Phew!

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  7. Oh, and I have to add:

    I just sent the link to this post to a friend, with the warning: "Be prepared for doll penis."

    Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

    (Is anyone EVER prepared for doll penis???)

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  8. Bonjour Leesa!

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

    Ok, my friend! I think Billy comes in the French baret too!

    Thanks for stopping by, Leesa!

    Have a grrrreat weekend!!!

    X

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  9. Hiya Cardiogirl!

    And I guess that proves he's really got a package to deliver, eh?

    Bwhahahahahahahaha!

    That's HYSTERICAL!!!

    Don't you just LOVE the Dolly outfit? And what killed me, is that he's wearing eyeshadow and lipstick!

    The UPS Billy even has hair on his chest - woo! woo!

    Thanks for dropping by, girl!

    ALWAYS so great to see ya!

    Enjoy your weekend!

    X
    P.S. I never even noticed that about the artist's name - but, you're right!

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  10. Bonjour Barbara!

    You said it, my friend...boy toys!

    HA!

    And you're absolutely right, they DO remind me of the Village People!!

    and how now brown cow !!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    OMG....that was brilliant, Barb!

    My favorite one is the UPS guy. I LOVE his facial hair!

    Thanks so much for stopping by today, my Philly friend!

    Yes, I'm staying pretty sane at work, but talk to me in about two weeks - OY VEY!

    Have a great weekend!

    Sincerely,
    Macho Man

    X

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  11. I'm in pain looking at the Billy doll.

    O....M...G!

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  12. Hiya Brndoutw8ress!

    that so special that a little gay boy can now have his very own barbie doll without having to steal his sister's!

    OMG...it's so funny you mentioned that because I was going to add something to this post about being jealous of my sister's dolls and playing with them when she wasn't at home!!

    I want a billy doll, although I don't know whether I can handle Woody, you know being a lesbian and all!

    hahahahahahahahaha!

    While doing research for this post, I discovered that they discontinued making the Billy doll. I saw one on a website that someone was selling for $395.00 a piece - can you believe it!?!?

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, girl!

    ALWAYS a great seeing ya!

    Have a WOODY weekend!

    X

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  13. Is that last picture for real??? Are you winding us up you little tinker?

    My eldest son loved his action man but actionman never wore a frock and didn't have a willy. LOL

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  14. Howdy Nitebyrd!

    Holy Hell! GI Joe and Ken have probably committed suicide after seeing Billy, either that or they've gone over to "the dark side" for the ... um,... cookies!

    Bwhhahahahahahaahhaa!

    Holy hell...I swear to god, I was thinking the SAME THING! The perspective/scale does NOT match the size of the body. I'm wondering if the designer of the doll had "penis envy?"

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    ALWAYS so great seeing ya, Sis!

    Thanks for wonderful laugh!

    Enjoy your weekend!

    X

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  15. Hiya Mel!

    But omgomgomg.......THAT, I did not expect.

    bwhahahahahahahahaha!

    Last night after I published this post, I thought..."OMG, should I have posted that last photo??" And then I thought, "Oh, what the hell...I think it'll give my readers some SHOCK value."

    So glad you had a giggle, dear lady! And I'm also glad to hear your coffee didn't get on your laptop.

    Thanks for stopping by, Mel!

    Work is busy, but so far I'm enjoying it.

    Have a great weekend!

    *hugs*

    X

    Hugs to the little bug.

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  16. Hi JD!

    Um, can UPS Billy make a stop at my house? He has a package -- I mean I have a package I need picked up.

    bwhahahahahahhahaha!

    OMG....that was a RIOT!!

    Listen, I'll have him stop by your house as soon as he drops his "package" at mine, ok?

    Tee, hee!

    He's actually my favorite Billy doll.

    Unfortunately, they no longer make Billy dolls. But I saw one online that someone was selling for $395.00!! That's an awful lot of money for peice of WOOD.

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, JD!

    I love your sense of humor - you always make me laugh!

    Have an awesome weekend!

    X

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  17. Hi again, JD!

    Is anyone EVER prepared for doll penis???.

    hahahahahahaha!

    Thanks for sharing the link. I'll look forward to meeting them.

    X

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  18. Hiya Lady Sorrow!

    Oh dear god.

    bwhahahahahahahaha!

    Yeah...that about says it all, doesn't it?

    Love ya, dear lady!

    Thanks so much for stopping by!

    Have a great weekend!

    X

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  19. Hiya Christa!

    I'm in pain looking at the Billy doll.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!

    That is SOOOOOO funny!

    Yeah, I kinda thought the same thing too!

    OUCH!@?#?

    Always so great seeing ya, Christa!

    Thank you for stopping and enjoy your weekend!

    X

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  20. Good Morning Akelamalu!

    Is that last picture for real??? Are you winding us up you little tinker?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Yes...it's totally real. That's the way all the Billy dolls are made - anatomically correct. However, I think the "scale" is a little off - HA!

    My eldest son loved his action man but actionman never wore a frock and didn't have a willy.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Yeah, neither did my GI Joe - darn it.

    Thank you for stopping my, m'dear!

    Always a delight!

    Have a great weekend!

    X

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  21. I also shared the link on Facebook. It's gotten some interesting comments, including "OUCH!"

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  22. OMG...JD....you're such a sweetheart!

    Thank you SO MUCH for sharing this on Facebook, my friend!

    God, I have a FB account but am hardly ever there. I need to stop by and check out the comments.

    Yeah...the word OUCH is diffinately the general consensus here - HAHAHHAHAHA!

    Thanks again, JD!

    X

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  23. oh lordie ronnie, my gawd in heaven, man!

    listen, i am old, i am tired, i am sick, i am not in the mood and then you present this ummmmm, man with "anatomically correct" hardware...omg omg mgo mgooooo--"hard"ware...mgo [sort of like that better ~:}

    oh well, something to think on I suppose...just what was your intent ron!? messing with all our heads or something?? :)))) or something in my anatomy got messed with anyway...

    have a good one, dear man and don't work your little self to the bone...those custies are not worth your time much less your heart..

    love to you♥

    sigh...sigh ... sigh.... big sigh...i didn't realize i was holding my breath :D

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  24. you know what i just realized?

    i never even wrote about what anybody else[in the dolly line] was wearing, doing, being....


    oh gawd in heaven, lord have mercy on my soul...rest in peace.
    xoxoxoxoxox

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  25. Hiya AGAIN Ron...

    I'm back for Round 2!!! First... if Billy EYE-doll comes with the beret... I'm ALL over that.. or him..
    BWAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA... It's hard to find a good man, like that.. Or rather.... It's good to find a "hard" man like that!!! What a fun toy... !!
    Also, I just had to come back to say that the really good and fun thing about this post wasn't just the post itself, but all of the comments from the readers and your responses!!! I could pee in my pants from reading all the comments. hehehhehehheeh!!!
    Have a great weekend Ron and maybe you can start your own Billy doll collection at only $400 bucks a pop... well, that's a pretty price to pay!!!

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  26. when the very first photo appeared I thought it was Village People action figures

    and in a way it is

    I love Billy's dick, if he runs fast he must make quite the 'thwapping' sound against his thighs

    and he appears so flexible! I get the vapors just imagining.

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  27. I'm wondering how many computer screens were sprayed with coffee/cereal/wine/bourbon in the reading of this post?

    I'm guessing the paper towel industry is thanking you about now, Ron!

    You are a naughty boy, Ronnie...you KNEW no-one would be prepared for that last penis (I mean, photo)....!

    Sailors are stereotypically gay? As are cowboys?? Really? Was the Marlboro Man gay? I'm trying to remember...my poor brain is fried.
    However, it is NOT dead.

    Woah, momma! So, indulge me: is the lesson here that all gay men are hung like elephants?

    (Is it getting warm in here?)

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  28. Hellooooo Linda!

    --"hard"ware....

    Bwhahahahahhahahaha!

    OMG...that's so funny!

    I like that better too!

    My intent was to share a laugh with everyone. I found these Billy dolls while searching the internet for photos for a Christmas toy post I will be sharing later this month. I started seeing pictures of these dolls and suddenly got a brilliant idea, "Why not do a post on BILLY DOLLS???"

    Arne't they a riot??

    I remember seeing them in store many years ago when I was still living in Florida - it was about the time they first came out. But I discovered that they don't manufacture them anymore. However, I did see a few of them being sold for a VERY high price on various websites.

    The ones in drag made me HOWL!

    Anyway, dear Linda...thanks a bunch for stopping by today.

    Can't wait to see what's happening with your new blog!!!

    Have a great weekend!

    xoxoxoxoxxo

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  29. Bonjour again Leesa!

    Thanks for stopping back!

    Or rather.... It's good to find a "hard" man like that!!!

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!
    Bwhahahahhahahahahahaha!

    OMG...I'm LOVIN' all these hysterical "puns" that everyone is coming up with - they're a freakin' riot!!

    For me, comments are the BEST part of any post. I love hearing what everyone has to share and responding to them.

    If I ever find a French Billy with a beret I'll let you know, ok? I think he would look so cute in the little red and white striped shirt, a neckerchief, and a pair of black pants, wouldn't he? And he could be holding a BIG loaf of french bread between his legs.

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

    I could go on and on with this post; thinking of funny outfits.

    Anwway, Leesa....thanks for dropping by again!

    Have a great weekend!

    X

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  30. I love Billy's dick, if he runs fast he must make quite the 'thwapping' sound against his thighs.

    OMG...Dianne!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

    I'm sitting here coughing because I'm laughing so hard!!!!!

    OH DEAR GOD, I could actually SEE and HEAR that "thwapping" sound as you said it!!

    And then this....

    ...and he appears so flexible! I get the vapors just imagining.

    I got news for you, ME TOO!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    It's so funny reading all the reactions in everyone's comments. I'm so glad I decided to post this.

    Thanks so much for stopping by and adding your brilliant humor to this post, dear lady!

    You're the BOMB!

    Wishing you a woody weekend!

    X ya!

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  31. When I got to the anatomical portion of Billy, I couldn't take my eyes off of it which reminds of a story I'm going to relay.

    In the 70's, when my and ex and I were newlyweds, we would often go to various beaches around Manhattan. Our first time to Far Rockaway, Brooklyn, there were nudists everywhere. This was so new to me as I truly was naive and sheltered until then (a virgin to boot!)

    Well, Billy, had the anatomy! And I just stopped, and, shamefully, stared! Like a magnet! My husband had to pry me away. Little did I know then, but I've come a long way, baby! ;)

    Love it, Ron! :))

    Buon weekend! Petra :))

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  32. Hellooooo Kathryn!

    Same here...

    ...all afternoon I've been reading everyone's comments and laughing my ass off; spitting on my computer monitor!

    I know...aren't I naughty?

    But, I figured since I've not been posting as much, I owed you guys and gals something BIG today!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    When I saw the photo online, I just couldn't resist sharing it. This was like a last minute post yesterday, because I had no idea what I was going to do.

    So, indulge me: is the lesson here that all gay men are hung like elephants?

    No, not all gay men are hung like elephants. I think it's just a bit of humor that the designer decided to ADD ON - ha!

    To me, the Billy dolls (like the Village People) were just fantasy sterotypes - policemen, cowboys, sailors, construction workers, etc.

    Anyhoo....thanks for stopping by, NY girl!

    Hope you're having a great evening!

    I hear we're suppose to get some SNOW this weekend - woo! woo!

    xoxoxoxo

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  33. Hi Petra!

    When I got to the anatomical portion of Billy, I couldn't take my eyes off of it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

    I know what you mean, because I did the SAME THING!!

    Thought to myself, "Oy chee mamba...that is one BIG doll baby!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    OMG...your story made me HOWL.

    I just stopped, and, shamefully, stared! Like a magnet! My husband had to pry me away.

    That is a RIOT!

    But I gotta tell ya, I too have gone to nude beaches while living in Florida (but did not go nude myself) and at first I couldn't even LOOK at them. Then later, after I got use to seeing naked people, I would just keep my sunglasses on and pretend I was reading a book, but was actually STARING at them - like a magnet!

    HA!

    Glad you enjoyed, dear lady!

    Thanks so much for stopping by and sharing your story - I LOVED it!

    Buon weekend!

    X

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  34. Well, looks like San Francisco Billy better be careful about sitting down in those short shorts - they look like they ride up and he doesn't have much margin for error, hm?

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  35. Hi Tattytiara!

    they look like they ride up and he doesn't have much margin for error, hm?

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

    Hey, I never noticed that but you're right.

    I think those must be his peek-a-boo shorts!!!

    tee, hee....

    Thanks for stopping by Tattytiara!

    Always great seeing ya!

    Have a great weekend!

    X

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  36. Man God; good man. Who sired this thing Mary Manaquin and a Palamino?
    When you said anatomically correct I would like to know on what planet. This guy has his own pogo stick. The veins on that thing look like the tributaries on the Nile River.
    Now in my neighborhood we would say that thing is a Sawcheese Sangwich. I would have buy pants with a 40 inch waist 30 inch inseam and a 2 foot zipper if that anaconda was hanging over my testicles. You always suprise me and we have fun.

    Talk to you soon
    Peter Pecker.

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  37. OMG....
    Twice.

    In order to read the comment back.
    That's just wrong. LOL

    OMG...

    G-d love ya. I'll have to trust you believe that cuz I am not doing a third time. ROFL

    (((((((((( Ron )))))))))))))

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  38. Hiya Dave/Peter Pecker!

    When you said anatomically correct I would like to know on what planet. This guy has his own pogo stick. The veins on that thing look like the tributaries on the Nile River.

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Bwhahahahahahahahhhahahahaha!

    Holy shit...I laughed so hard at that, I TOOTED!

    The things you come out with DELIGHT and SUPRISE the hell out of me!!!!

    I would have buy pants with a 40 inch waist 30 inch inseam and a 2 foot zipper if that anaconda was hanging over my testicles.

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Thank you so much for stopping by and adding your brilliance to this post, my friend!

    Good god man, YOU ARE A RIOT!!

    Have a great weekend, Dave!

    X

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  39. Hi again Dear Mel!

    YAY...your comment got through!

    OMG...don't you just LOVE Blogger's commenting system????

    So sorry you had trouble leaving a comment - it's the total PITS.

    Lately, I've been experiencing the same thing.

    Thank you SOOOO much for your persistance, dear friend. I really appreciate it!

    X ya!

    {{{{{ Mel }}}}}

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  40. Hey Ron....

    I just HADDDDDDDD to write back AGAIN!! If you find a French Billy, please let me know! The loaf of bread WOULDN"T be a loaf, my dear... it's called a "baguette," by the way.. But, I know that you knew that already!!! Hey, I could play.. "Hide the baguette" with French Billy... hahahahahah!! If I get one... I'll straddle him on a baguette and do a "photo shoot" French Billy and the BIG BAGUETTE.... Bwhahahahahahahaha!Bwhahahahahahahaha!Bwhahahahahahahaha! I'm laughing myself silly with this.. Take care,
    Leesa

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  41. Bonjour Leesa!

    "Hide the baguette" with French Billy... hahahahahah!! If I get one... I'll straddle him on a baguette and do a "photo shoot" French Billy and the BIG BAGUETTE.

    Bwhahahahahahahaahahhahaha!!!!

    OMG....you are TOOOOOOOOO funny!!

    You GO, girl!

    I'm LOVIN' that you're LOVIN' this Billy doll!

    I promise if I find one, I'll let you know, ok?

    You suddenly gave me a great idea...

    ...maybe we could do a Billy Doll centerfold 2010 calendar and each Billy doll would be dressed in their native country attire. And French Billy would be on the cover!!!

    I think we would make a FORTUNE!!!!

    Thanks for stopping by Leesa!

    You ROCK!

    XOXO

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  42. My UPS dude does NOT look like that. Ok, well maybe in HIS mind he does....

    Actually, I'm pretty sure in his mind he does. He likes to wear his shirts low and his gold chains plentiful. *waves* Hi Tony!! I &heart; you!

    My beautiful new monitor...which is as big as Billy's ummmmm....parcel thanks you, Ron, for the cherry slushie it's now wearing.

    Sheesh when you take a vaca from blogging y'all sure come back in a BIG way, don'tcha!

    I've missed you, Handsome.

    lots of love,
    ~vk~

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  43. Hello you Vixen Kitten!

    Sheesh when you take a vaca from blogging y'all sure come back in a BIG way, don'tcha!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You said it, girl!

    I never realized this post would have such a BIG impact on my readers.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

    Hey, listen....my UPS man doesn't look anything like a Billy doll either. He looks more like a Billy-Bob Doll!

    HAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHA!

    Thanks SOOOOOOOOOO much for stopping by tonight, VK!

    I've missed ya too, dear one!

    As soon as I can, I'll be stopping by your blog to catch up with ya!

    Hope you had a MARVI weekend!

    Love to you and Honey girl!

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  44. Great post, I lol'ed at Woody. My fav is the sailor :)

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  45. OMG Ron!!!

    I think you are ON TO SOMETHING there!!! A calendar.. I can do cupcakes and Billy Dolls.. A new flavor for each month and colors to match Billy!! hahahahah.... Wouldn't that be HILARIOUS!! Of course, it would mean buying the dolls and they cost a FORTUNE!!!!! Maybe we can just use "real" men!! hehehehehehe!! That would be more fun... hahahahahah

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  46. My favorite is the Carmen Miranda doll. Just imagine a mom coming across one of these dolls to buy for her little girl. I think the anatomical correctness would have given me nightmares as a small child. Who am I kidding? It freaks me out now.

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  47. Hi OweEng2!

    It's always nice to see ya!

    HA!....isn't Woody something?

    I think Sailor Billy should be named Popeye!

    Bwhahahahhahaha!

    Hope all is well and that you're enjoying this holiday season!

    Thank you for stopping by!

    Enjoy your day!

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  48. Bonjour Leesa!

    I can do cupcakes and Billy Dolls.. A new flavor for each month and colors to match Billy!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    FAAAAABULOUS idea!!!!

    Maybe we can just use "real" men!! hehehehehehe!! That would be more fun...

    I agree...that would be soooo much more fun!!

    I think be both have something here!

    Thanks for stopping by, Leesa!

    Hope you're having a GREAT day!

    Viva la FRANCE!

    XO

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  49. Hiya Jen!

    My favorite is the Carmen Miranda doll. Just imagine a mom coming across one of these dolls to buy for her little girl.

    OMG...the HORROR!!!

    Bwhahahahahahhaaha!

    I think the anatomical correctness would have given me nightmares as a small child. Who am I kidding? It freaks me out now.

    I know. I think Dave said it perfectly...

    ....a Palamino!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Always great seeing ya, Jen!

    Thanks for stopping by!

    Have a great Monday!

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  50. Oh my lord. That is too too funny! Hahaha!

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  51. HOLY CRAP!!! what a post to come back to ahahaha. well the barbie was designed after a German doll for men.... Anywoo we all know the history of the Barbie...

    So I am not going over all 51 comments but what about GI and Ken, are they just crap to you??

    Hope you are doing well and Hoped you missed me as much as I missed you!

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  52. Hey Roberto!

    It's so GREAT to see ya, buddy!

    So glad Billy gave you a giggle!

    Me too!

    Hope you're enjoying this insane Christmas season in retail like me!!!

    Customer's are acting WACKO aren't they??

    I'm looking forward to two weeks from now when they all wait until the last minute to buy their gifts and we're OUT of everything!

    OY VEY!

    I'll thinking of you!!

    Thanks for stopping by, Roberto!

    Enjoy your evening!

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  53. Hi La La La Leah!

    OMG...you're BACK!!!!!

    GRRRRREAT to see ya girl and YES you were VERY missed! I hope everything went well with your kitchen!

    OMG...this post got more comments than any other post I've ever shared. I guess that just goes to prove....

    ...nudity sells!

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahha!

    No, I LOVE GI Joe and Ken. It's just that Billy, well....

    ...what can I tell ya?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

    Thanks sooooooooooooo much for stopping by today, Leah!

    I'll be sure to drop by your place later this evening to catch up with you!

    Have a great night!

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  54. OMG!!!

    *covers eyes*

    *peeks through fingers*

    *stares*

    I am in SHOCK! And loving every second of it. Holy tolEdo Ron. I am not even capable of composing a semi-intelligent response to this post; as I am reduced to a pile of quivering jello I am laughing so hard. (hehe... I said semi... and quivering... and hard... all in the same sentence.)

    SEE? You've reduced me to a Beavis & Butthead level of intelligence.

    My funny bone thanks you very many. Hopefully soon I will regain my composure so I'm not a basket case all day at work. lol

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  55. Helloooooooooo Penny!

    SEE? You've reduced me to a Beavis & Butthead level of intelligence.

    HAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA!

    That's ok, amigo...I think this post left MANY readers SPEECHLESS!!

    (and covering their eyes)

    HA!

    Isn't Billy a doll?

    tee, hee...

    Thanks so much for dropping by, Penny!

    Hope you're having a great day at work!

    P.S. and we FINALLY got some SNOW! I'll be posting about it tomorrow.

    X

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  56. Wow, the Woody doll was a litle bit of a surprise. LOL.

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  57. Howdy Constant Complainer!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

    I know, I think Woody suprise a lot of my readers.

    tee, hee!

    Thanks for stopping by, CC!

    Always nice seeing ya, bud!

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  58. Hey Ron....

    Just wanted to say hello and that's all! Have a wonderful rest of the week...
    Ciao4now!
    Leese

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  59. Bonjour Leesa!

    And hello to you, my friend!

    Thanks for stopping by!

    Have a GRANDE week!

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  60. I love the Carmen outfit! How fabulous.

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  61. Hi Chrissy!

    Me too...

    ...I think it may be my halloween costume for next year.

    HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!

    I do a great spanish accent, too!

    Hope you're having a great night!

    Thanks for stopping by!

    X

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