Happy Nude Rear!


Holy cow….can you freakin’ believe another year has passed?


Where the hell has time gone?


I can still recall when the year 2000 was on the horizon and there was all that media-driven-fear about how computer systems all over the world were going to crash because of the new millennium. I remember everyone waiting with baited breath as their clocks clicked over to 12:00am, January 1st 2000; fearfully wondering if it was going to happen.


And now here we are in 2010.....literally living the Jetson Age!


Text messaging, wireless laptop computers, iPods, and Blackberry’s. The only thing missing are those cute little flying cars that the Jetson family buzzed around in.


Now, I don’t believe in making New Year’s resolutions because I have nothing to resolve.


I’m perfect.

*cough

However, I’ve decided to add something new into my life this year.


Are you ready to hear it?


Are you sure?


Ok, here goes…..I’ve decided to upgrade to DSL.


(please don’t all shit at the same time)


OMG…I can just hear your comments, “WTF?…you’ve been using DIAL-UP all this time???”


Yes….I have.


And I also use a abacus to balance my checkbook. And I still beat my clothes on the rocks down by the Delaware River. And I still cook on a wood burning stove. And I still believe in the Tooth Fairy.


What can I tell ya? There’s still a part of me living in the Flintstone Age.


For those of you who don’t already know this, I’ve been computerizing for the past four years using high speed dial-up. So, between Kathryn and Jen telling me to get-with-the-times, I’m going to be moving into Jetson Age this year.


Besides, I’m sick and tired of waiting an hour to download a two minute You Tube video of the Pussycat Dolls singing, “Don’t Cha?”


So, let it be known right here on this blog post….Ron will be upgrading to DSL this month.


And it's about time!



Wishing you all the Happiest of Nude Rears!

Love you guys.

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