What Do You Wear In Bed?

Marilyn Monroe was quoted as saying, “The only thing I wear in bed….is Chanel #5."

For a trillion years, Chanel #5 was one of the most popular and expensive perfumes.

It was, and still is, a classic. To this day it’s the most sold fragrance at Christmas.

I personally think it smells like Satan's ass, but that's beside the point.

The photo you see above was part of a Chanel #5 ad campaign.

For some reason, seeing this ad made me want to share what “I” wear in bed.

Well…for People Magazine purposes I would like to tell you that I sleep commando, but unfortunately I don’t.

Call me weird, but I cannot have my “binky” flapping around like a snake in the grass while I sleep. It needs to be secured in a pair of briefs. I like knowing where it is at all times.

Hey guys, “Do you know where YOUR binky is?”

During the summer months I only sleep in a pair of briefs. However, during the winter months I also wear a loose fitting t-shirt. Sometimes (depending on how cold it is) I’ll also sleep in a pair of gym socks to keep my feet warm. But, it has to be VERY cold for me to wear socks to bed, otherwise I feel like I’m suffocating. Isn’t it funny how when your feet can‘t breath, your whole body feels like it’s drowning?

From the time I was a kid until my early 20’s, I slept in (don’t laugh)…PJ’s.

That’s only because I came from a family of traditional PJ wearers. My mother and father actually wore matching pajamas like Lucy and Ricky in I Love Lucy. My mother always claimed that men’s sleepwear was more comfortable than women’s. So, whenever she bought pajamas for my father, she would always get two pairs. One for him. One for her.

Now, even though I don’t sleep in Chanel #5, I DO sleep in Chanel.

Look!……







Coco Chanel would be turning in her grave if she knew I had to CRAM this t-shirt into a SCANNER to get a photograph of her precious legacy.


Sorry, Coco.

Ok my friends, you‘re next….what do YOU wear in bed?

And be honest, because this is only the Internet.

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