Dogs
I am your humble and obedient servant.
I will fetch your paper, bring your slippers, and protect you when you are in danger.
I will lay down my life for you.
If need be, I will hold my pee-pee in until you wake up in the morning.
I will patiently await for you to feed me. Take your time, I can wait all day.
I will love you through all eternity.....
Cats
I look GOOD, don't I?
I will permit you to stand there and gaze upon me, however please don't touch.
Tomorrow, and if I'm in the mood, I may allow you to scratch me under my chin. But only for a minute.
Please be sure to sift my litter box on a hourly basis, because I don’t like stepping over my own feces.
For now please feed me, then you are discharged.
I just know you would love to love me.
However, take number and wait in line.....
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