My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
I know this is probably too much information to be sharing with y'all, but considering that last year I confessed PUBLICALLY about shaving my gonads, come to think of it, what I’m about to share with you really isn’t too much information at all.
It’s just plain GROSS.
Okay, let me just come right out with it….
One night last week after I ate my dinner, I went into the bathroom to brush and floss my teeth.
See, Dr. Dentist Susie! ….I DO have good dental hygiene habits, aren’t you proud of me?
However, as I was pulling the floss from the dispenser, I noticed that I only had enough for one more flossing, which meant I would have nothing to use in the morning after I ate my breakfast. And I was NOT about to walk to the drug store at 9:30 p.m. and get mugged and raped in this godforsaken city, just to purchase a new roll of dental floss. I would have probably chanced it to purchase a Rita's Italian Water Ice, but NOT dental floss.
So, after I finished cleaning my teeth, I contemplated what I could possibly use in lieu of floss, until I could get to CVS after work the next day.
I looked through every drawer and closet, thinking to myself, “Okay, what can I use? What can I use?”
I suddenly got a brilliant idea of using sewing thread, but when I tried to rehearse with it to see if it would actually work, it just kept breaking every time I attempted to slide it down between my teeth.
I also tried using a long hair from one of my troll dolls, but if any of you own trolls and have ever attempted this yourselves, you’ve most likely discovered that the second a troll hair makes contact with saliva, it DISINTEGRATES.
That’s because trolls are really shrunken little dead people who were evil, and have been cursed by given a face that looks as though they're perpetually STONED, and hair that resembles COTTON CANDY.
Anyway….
I finally came to the conclusion that the only thing I could do, was to recycle my already-been-used dental floss and use it again in the morning.
Yeah, I know…….NASTY.
However, I did take care to wash the floss thoroughly, and then sanitize it with tea tree oil.
And I have to say, I think the floss worked just as well used, as it did new.
I mean my teeth ended up looking great…….
See, Dr. Dentist Susie! ….I DO have good dental hygiene habits, aren’t you proud of me?
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