My Hairy Chest and Be Careful How You Wish



Allow me to start by saying, I sincerely enjoy having a hairy chest.

In fact, I sincerely enjoy having body hair.

I’m Italian, therefore having a hairy body is synonymous with having a red wine with pasta.

Hell, even one of my grandmothers had a moustache!

Now, don’t get me wrong….it’s not like my body hair is SO MUCH that you can’t see my flesh. But, I AM hairy.

Yet, what’s really odd is that although I started getting fuzz on my body as a young teen, I didn’t get any on my chest until much later than most boys.

At night, I would pray and wish for a hairy chest because I felt terribly gypped.

But nothing happened. So, do you know what I use to do on a Saturday afternoon while no one else was home?

(oh, I can't WAIT until my mother read this)

I would take a pair of scissors and clip the hair off my legs, and then apply a thin coat of Elmer’s Glue to my bare chest. I would then take my leg hair clippings and press them onto the glue; creating my own FAKE hairy chest.

(I think I just heard my mothers jaw hit the floor)

I was probably about 20-21 years old when I suddenly began cultivating REAL chest hair, and you would have thought I discovered a five hundred dollar bill lying on the sidewalk. I was ECSTATIC!

Finally! I felt like Tarzan!

And as the years progressed, it grew more and more until it finally plateaued into a nice, virile-looking field of chest hair.

Not too much, not to little. Just enough.

Now, let me fast forward to the present…..

Over the past 3 years, as I’ve begun to lose hair on my head, it seems as though the hair has transplanted itself onto my chest; creating what looks like a FUTON mattress. I kid you not. I have so much chest hair now, that I have to use my moustache trimmer to clip it down at least once every three weeks, or I can’t even button the front of my dress shirts without having the hair getting caught in the button holes.

I recall one day while I was on the job, when one of my female co-workers was talking to me and suddenly noticed a hair on my shirt. I guess she thought it was a loose hair, so she took her fingers and quickly YANKED it off; not realizing it was attached to my chest.

Well….you should have heard me SCREAM!

I can always tell when I need to take out my trimmers and do some weed whacking because while I’m in the shower and my chest hair gets wet, it literally hangs down to my belly button. It looks like I wearing a full-length wig!

And even though I still enjoy having a hairy chest, coiffing it has now turned into a full time vocation.

So, if I can leave you with any wise advice about wishing and praying for things, it’s this…..


Be VERY specific!








Wishing you a hair-raising weekend everyone!




X









Update: Hi everyone! I'm experiencing MAJOR problems posting here on Blogger. Last night, I tried to cut and paste my scheduled post for today (which is how I ALWAYS do it), however it kept messing up. I tried it several times, but alas....it didn't work. So, until this works out....I won't be posting. Hopefully this will resolve itself soon. Thanks for your understanding.....X

50 comments

  1. Hilarious post, Ron. I've not laughed so hard in ages.

    'I would then take my leg hair clippings and press them onto the glue; creating my own FAKE hairy chest.'

    OMG - reminds me of when I was young and friends with girls girls more developed than me. I used to pull clothes right round the boobies to try and make them look bigger. Wished I hadn't bothered later.

    'Over the past 3 years, as I’ve begun to lose hair on my head'

    Whaaaaaaa Don't tell me you tried the glue and stick method again.

    'I can’t even button the front of my dress shirts without having the hair getting caught in the button holes.'

    Don't tempt me....

    Thanks for giving me a great laugh. Have a stupendous weekend.

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  2. Ha ha! It may be a generational thing, but I like a man to have bodily hair. There's nothing I dislike more than seeing a man with silky smooth, hairless skin, and can't understand why today's fashion calls for men to wax all over! Who decides these things? They'll be saying women must cultivate beards next!

    You might have posted a photo of your hairy chest. It's a while since I've seen one ;)

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  3. So, are you saying that we should call you 'Wolfman Ron'??

    Have a wonderful weekend, my friend!

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  4. Good Morning Valerie~

    "OMG - reminds me of when I was young and friends with girls girls more developed than me. I used to pull clothes right round the boobies to try and make them look bigger. Wished I hadn't bothered later."

    HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I had a feeling one of ladies here was going to say that! My cousin use to stuff her training bra with TISSUES to make them BIGGER!!!! Later on, she developed HUGE boobies!

    "'Over the past 3 years, as I’ve begun to lose hair on my head'

    Whaaaaaaa Don't tell me you tried the glue and stick method again."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA! Toooooo funny! No, luckily I don't care that the hair on my head is receding AND thinning AND graying. But, I just wish the hell it would stop multiplying on my chest.

    "'I can’t even button the front of my dress shirts without having the hair getting caught in the button holes.'

    Don't tempt me...."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by this morning, dear lady! And thank YOU for the great laugh!

    Have a stupendous weekend!
    X

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  5. Hey Babs~

    "It may be a generational thing, but I like a man to have bodily hair."

    Meeeeeeeeeeeeee too! I think it's sexy.

    "and can't understand why today's fashion calls for men to wax all over! Who decides these things? They'll be saying women must cultivate beards next!"

    HA! I agree. There is no way in hell I would/could wax the hair off my body. It would probably take me FOUR hours to do it! Besides, I really like having body hair.

    "You might have posted a photo of your hairy chest. It's a while since I've seen one."

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Funny you said that because I was actually going to post a photo of my VERY hairy chest, but unfortunately I clipped it BEFORE I decided to post this, or I would have. Maybe next time I'll post a BEFORE and AFTER shot!

    Always great to see ya, Babs! Thank you for stopping by. Have a glorious weekend!

    X

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  6. Good Morning Bijoux~

    "So, are you saying that we should call you 'Wolfman Ron'??"

    HAHHAAHAHAHHAHA! Yes! And I actually HOWL at the moon! HA!

    Thank you for stopping by, dear lady! Have wonderful weekend, too!

    X

    P.S. Have a faaaaaaaaaabulous time in NYC! I WISH I was going with you!

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  7. You totally crack me up! Well, so far praying for boobs has NOT come back to haunt me...unless you count the idiots I often encounter! What's with this generation anyway about wanting to wax everything off - YOUCH! I'd rather have the hair!

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  8. Good Morning SuziCate~

    "Well, so far praying for boobs has NOT come back to haunt me...unless you count the idiots I often encounter!"

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! Don't you LOVE how they can't look you in the eye because they're too busy staring at your boobs?

    "What's with this generation anyway about wanting to wax everything off - YOUCH! I'd rather have the hair!"

    I don't know, but I'm with you....I much rather have the hair. I don't wanna look like a mannequin!

    Thanks for stopping by, Suzi! Have a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  9. I had to laugh at the thought of you sticking your leg hair onto your chest! :)

    I quite like a hairy chest on a man but a hairy turns me quite nauseous! You haven't got a hairy back have you????? :0

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  10. Good Morning Akelamalu~

    "I had to laugh at the thought of you sticking your leg hair onto your chest!'

    HA! Like I said, I can't WAIT for my mother to read this post, she's gonna DIE!

    "You haven't got a hairy back have you????? "

    I KNEW someone was going to ask me that! Yes, a little along my shoulders and I HATE it - ICK! So I shave it every couple of weeks. OMG, I'm turning into a WOLFMAN!

    Thanks for stopping by, m'dear! Have a lovely weekend!

    Wolfman Jack

    X

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  11. Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard at this. You are so right... be VERY careful what you wish for and be VERY specific!

    I can't believe you'd trim the hair from your legs and glue it to your chest. Did you call and make sure your mom survived that one? She might be sending the little men in the white coats for you! LOL Look before you answer the door!

    Have a marvelous weekend!

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  12. Dear mom:

    NOW ya know where all that glue went to!
    Please feel free to ask for reimbursement privileges for all that Elmers you supplied him with. And feel free to ask for apologies to the other siblings who shouldered the blame for the sake of his widdle bitty ego.


    *chuckling* Oh gosh...I will now have to ask if that's where the Elmers in this house went off to. Though you know, I quit blaming the girl for the missing socks when she blossomed into a DD bra size.

    Yes.....I have apologized for that many times over. :-/

    Being a mom to kids like you is hard work. ;-)

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  13. I've got a hairy chest too, Ron - though not to the extent of yours, from the sound of your "hanging wig" description. Quite the image we've all gotten here, you realize this, right?

    I do prefer a smoother, more bare look, but it's such a pain to keep it that way, what with razor burn and all. There's NO WAY I'd stoop to wax. What am I, a freakin' candle?

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  14. Hey there Ronnie,

    Now, there is something to be said for late bloomers of all types! Although, that is the oddest use of Elmer's glue that I have ever heard of!! Hey; you were desperate as a teen!

    You caught up to the best of them :) I can imagine that by the time itwas the disco movement, you really flashed your stuff!! Open shirts back then were of course hot stuff.

    I have been to the beach many a time in my life and you always find at least one man that is hairy on his back. I say, if you are comfortable with how you are then let them talk. Well, I assue that you would much rather be hairy up front than in back!

    Thanks for giving me a chuckle this evening.
    Happy weekend, pardner xox.

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  15. Hey Peg~

    "You are so right... be VERY careful what you wish for and be VERY specific!"

    Trust me, I learned that from first-hand experience - HA!

    "Did you call and make sure your mom survived that one? She might be sending the little men in the white coats for you! LOL Look before you answer the door!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No, I'd rather her just be SHOCKED! My brother will probably read this post sometime during the weekend and then let my mom read it. I'm just waiting for the telephone call on Sunday night!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, dear friend! ALWAYS a delight seeing ya!

    Hope you're feeling better.

    ((((( Peg ))))))

    Have a marvi weekend!

    X

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  16. Hiya Mel~

    OMG...your Dear Mom comment CRACKED ME UP!!!!!!

    I bet you'll NEVER look at Elmers glue again and not think of this, Mel!

    "Though you know, I quit blaming the girl for the missing socks when she blossomed into a DD bra size."

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "Being a mom to kids like you is hard work."

    Yeah, MY mom would agree with you. I was SUCH a little devil! She deserves an award for putting up with my shananigans. Poor thing, she's found out more tidbits of information about some of the things I did in my childhood through this blog, than she did when I was a kid!

    Thanks oodles for stopping by, dear lady! Have a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  17. Howdy Mark~

    "I've got a hairy chest too, Ron - though not to the extent of yours, from the sound of your "hanging wig" description. Quite the image we've all gotten here, you realize this, right?"

    Yes, I know...isn't it awful? I have NO shame. I just BLURT it all out on the Internet. Yet, I fear that one day it may come back to bite me in the hairy ass!

    OMG, you're right....having to shave the hair on my shoulders is SUCH a pain. It's bad enough having to shave my hairy face.

    "There's NO WAY I'd stoop to wax. What am I, a freakin' candle?"

    Bwhahahahaahhaahha! a freakin' candle!!!!

    Noooooooo way....I would never stoop to waxing. Reminds me of the scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin when he went to have his chest waxed - YAWZA! Hilarious scene, though!

    Always so great seeing ya, buddy! Thanks for stopping by!

    Have a great weekend!

    X

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  18. you killed me with the glue on hair!!
    that's hilarious
    I hope you didn't decorate the nether region that way, that could be painful

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  19. Hey there Barbara~

    "Although, that is the oddest use of Elmer's glue that I have ever heard of!! Hey; you were desperate as a teen!"

    HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA! I sure was! And you should have seen how difficult it was removing both the hair AND the glue!

    " can imagine that by the time itwas the disco movement, you really flashed your stuff!! Open shirts back then were of course hot stuff."

    OMG, I CANNOT believe you said that because you're so right! My hairy chest went so well with the disco movement and those polyester open shirts back then! And don't forget the gold chains - burn, baby, burn - HA!

    "Well, I assue that you would much rather be hairy up front than in back!"

    Absolutely! I do have a little hair on my shoulders that I have to shave every so often, but it seems the more I shave it, the quicker and thicker it comes back in. I can just see myself in 5 years - NO hair on my head, but a TON all over the rest of my body. Like a Gremlin!

    Much thanks for stopping by, my friend! Always a joy to see ya! Hope everything is going well.

    Have a super-duper weekend!

    X to you and D!

    ((( Barb + D )))

    xoxoxo

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  20. Hi Lady Dianne~

    "you killed me with the glue on hair!!"

    Wasn't I a creative, yet SICKO little lad?????

    Hey, what can I tell ya...I was DESPERATE!

    "I hope you didn't decorate the nether region that way, that could be painful."

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, that totally caught me off-guard. HILARIOUS!!!!

    No, I didn't. Luckily, I've always had enough down there that resembled BUSCH Gardens - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

    Thanks sooooooooo much for stopping by, dear lady! And thanks for the great chuckle!

    Have a fantabulous weekend!

    Much X to you and the gang!

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  21. I'm speechless. Got nothing. You said it all. Thinking of you & wishing you red wine with your pasta. xoxo

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  22. Hellooooooo Diane~

    "I'm speechless. Got nothing. You said it all."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

    Thank you for stopping by, my friend!

    And I'll be thinking of you when I have my red wine with pasta this weekend!

    Cheers!

    X to you and Cristybella!

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  23. oh Ron
    oh Ron
    Oh my. I never know if it is your posts or the following comments that I love best my Gremlin friend. I love coming here to visit, as you always make me laugh, usually to the point of tears. Bless you for that dear man.
    Have an awesome weekend Ronnie and don't forget to call your Mommy this weekend to make sure she is alright!

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  24. Good Evening Katherine~

    Bless you, dear friend. Thank you for such a sweet comment.

    You have no idea how happy I am that our paths have crossed, here in blogland!

    Thank you for sharing not only your wonderful writings, but more so YOU.

    You have such a light and playful spirit. I love having you here at my blog.

    Thank you for stopping by. And YES, I'll be sure to call my mommy this weekend to see if she's alright - HA!

    Have a super weekend!
    X

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  25. What a hair story... You crack me up, as usual.

    We are what we are. Accepting that is part of gaining healthy confidence.

    You are adorable, dear Ron!

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  26. Bonjour Susu~

    "We are what we are. Accepting that is part of gaining healthy confidence."

    You said it! Even if our chest is excessively HAIRY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by this morning, beautiful lady! Always a bright spot!

    Have a glorious weekend!

    Caio....X

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  27. no idea where to start with this.

    i am italian too, which is why i had to resort to laser hair removal. i cannot bask in my hairyness as you can, my dear.

    i love the story about the glue, cus as weird and desperate as that seems, you better believe we all did crap like that. i mean, when it came to creating premature boobs... you don't even want to know the things we came up with!

    hahah. love you and your honesty!

    xoxo

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  28. I am rollingggggggg, Ron! The glueing, the pulling, the shampooing, oh my! I've got to get my 3-D glasses to maximize the visuals! ;)

    You know, Ron, your site is the most hilarious and how often I try to visit. Believe me, I'd be here every post, but it has been such a crazy start this year, I've barely had time to breathe! But enough to laugh! Thank you for that, Ron!

    Have a wonderful weekend! :))

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  29. I CANNOT stop laughing at you gluing hair to your chest! I have something similar. No, I didn't want a hairy chest..

    When I was a teenager, I used to pick at my toenails so they looked gross in sandals. I used to glue fake nails to my toes! It was pretty embarassing when the popped off!!

    Have a great weekend, Harry~

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  30. Hey Blunt~

    "i am italian too, which is why i had to resort to laser hair removal. i cannot bask in my hairyness as you can, my dear"

    HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't ya LOVE being a hairy Italian? I've never tried laser, but I hear it's faaaaaaabulous!

    " i mean, when it came to creating premature boobs... you don't even want to know the things we came up with!"

    Oh, I think you should post about it on your blog - PLEEEEEEEEEASE?

    Thanks for stopping by, my bestie Italian friend. Always great to see ya!

    Hope you're having a great weekend!

    X

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  31. Helloooooooooooo Petra~

    *jumping up and down; clapping*

    It's soooooooooo great to see ya, dear lady. I've missed you, but I totally understand that you've been crazy busy. Me too. Hasn't this year been a wild one so far?

    "The glueing, the pulling, the shampooing, oh my! I've got to get my 3-D glasses to maximize the visuals!"

    Yeah, I went a little crazy with the post, don't ya think? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    Thanks sooooooooo much for stopping by, Petra! You made my weekend very special!

    Hope all is well and that you're enjoying a wonderful weekend!

    (((( Petra )))))

    X

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  32. Hiya Chrissy~

    "When I was a teenager, I used to pick at my toenails so they looked gross in sandals. I used to glue fake nails to my toes! It was pretty embarassing when the popped off!!"

    Bwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha! OMG....I have NEVER heard anything so HILARIOUS in my life!!!!!!

    That CRACKED. ME. UP.!!!!!!!

    It TOTALLY beats my gluing my leg hair to my chest - hands down!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, girl. I will think of you the next time I see a pair of Lee Press-On Nails the drug store!

    Hope you're having a MARVI weekend! And hope everything worked out well with your mother.

    (((((( Chrissy ))))))

    X ya!

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  33. Hi again Ronnie. Thanks so much for the laughs and thank you for taking the time to drop in a read my own blogginess. I was reconsidering my earlier comment, the part about wishing you that glass of red wine....on second thought, after giving the subject matter of this essay time to ease into my brain (I was simply too stunned before to comment, as you recall), I'd prefer to pour one for myself too. We both wish you a happy Sunday xoxo

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  34. Helloooooooo Diane~

    "....on second thought, after giving the subject matter of this essay time to ease into my brain (I was simply too stunned before to comment, as you recall), I'd prefer to pour one for myself too."

    Bwhahahahahahahahaaha! OMG, that was FLAWLESS, Diane!!!!

    And you're a DEAR for stopping back, my friend!

    Yeah....I realize that some of my posts may leave my readers stunned and speechless at times, but hey....it's simply the crazy me.

    I share it ALL, well, ALMOST all - HA!

    Hope you're having a faaaaaaabulous weekend!

    Much X to you and C!

    Cheers!

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  35. Hahahahahahahaha!!! Good thing I wasn't drinking while reading this or I'd have drowned my laptop! ROFL!!

    Have you tried hair gel? I would say 'run the hair clippers over it' but frankly, I'd be concerned for the health and longevity of your nipples. The moustache trimmer is - hopefully - a little safer.

    I take it by your reaction to the lady who tried to remove the stray hair that waxing is out of the question? *Snigger*

    BTW - you're Italian? Non lo sapevo! But how does an Italian come by the name 'Ron'? You should be ... I dunno ... 'Enzo' or something!

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  36. Hey Jay~

    "Have you tried hair gel? I would say 'run the hair clippers over it' but frankly, I'd be concerned for the health and longevity of your nipples. The moustache trimmer is - hopefully - a little safer."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Too damn funny!!!! Yes, using the moustache trimmer is MUCH safer because of the guard on the blade. But, it's funny you mentioned the health and longevity of my nipples because I'm VERY careful trimming around those. I almost NIPPED one off - HA!

    "I take it by your reaction to the lady who tried to remove the stray hair that waxing is out of the question? *Snigger*"

    OMG, no...I'm too chicken to wax!

    "BTW - you're Italian? Non lo sapevo! But how does an Italian come by the name 'Ron'? You should be ... I dunno ... 'Enzo' or something!"

    HA! Yup...I'm a full-blooded Italiano! My last name was spelled Carnavale, until my grandfather changed it to Carnavil. My first name is Ronald, but I like to call myself Ronaldo!

    Thank so much for stopping by, Jay! You're comments ALWAYS crack me up!

    Hope you had a super weekend!
    X

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  37. Heh...pull those hairs with care!

    Reminds me of a fine arts professor I had in college. He always wore low-buttoned shirts so a finely quaffed tuft of chest hair would poke out and curl down an inch or two. He would absentmindedly stroke this clutch of chest hair as he taught. At first I found it odd, but after a while I found it odd when he wasn't fingering his carefully cultured chest hair. *laugh*

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  38. Howdy Herman~

    "He would absentmindedly stroke this clutch of chest hair as he taught. At first I found it odd, but after a while I found it odd when he wasn't fingering his carefully cultured chest hair. *laugh*"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG...that's freakin' HYSTERICAL!

    It sounds like he was using his chest hair like a baby sucks on it's thumb!

    Bwhahahahahahahahahhahaha!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, buddy! And thanks for the GREAT laugh! Hope you had a SUPER weekend!

    X to you and the family!

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  39. I like to make a mustache with the hair I pluck from my eyebrows!

    And blogger has been jerky for the past few days!

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  40. Hellooooooooooooo Lora~

    It's sooooooooooooo fab to see ya!

    "I like to make a mustache with the hair I pluck from my eyebrows!"

    Bwhahahaahhhahahahaahahah! I just SPEWED my morning coffee, reading that!!!! That was BRILLIANT!

    OMG, I could make a complete hair weave from the hair I pluck from my BUSHY eyebrows!

    It's so fun being a hairy Italian!

    Yes, Blogger has been doing jerky things for the past few days. It would not let me post last night. It kept changing the HTML code in my post; making it turn into one HUGE paragraph - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr@#!$! Hopefully, I'll be able to post it tonight.

    Thanks for stopping by, neighbor! Hope all is well and that you're enjoying the Spring!

    Have a grrrrrrrrrreat week!

    X

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  41. I just love how you can make me laugh about anything!
    I am so glad C is not hairy (touch wood) as cant get near him with a razor!

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  42. I lost the hair on my head a long time ago, so I do the Kojak-shaved-head routine. My chest hair is pretty respectable but I'm seeing flecks of gray!!! Btw, when my niece was a baby she loved yanking on my brother's chest hair--and listening to him scream! Take care, Ron!

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  43. Helloooooo Casdok~

    Seeing your comments ALWAYS puts a smile on my face!

    OMG....lucky for C that he's not hairy!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, dear lady!

    Have a wonderful week!

    X to you and C!

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  44. Howdy Rob~

    "I lost the hair on my head a long time ago, so I do the Kojak-shaved-head routine."

    How faaaaaabulous is that! I think the Kojak-look is awesome!

    "My chest hair is pretty respectable but I'm seeing flecks of gray!!!"

    Meeeeeee too! My chest hair has a TON of gray!

    "Btw, when my niece was a baby she loved yanking on my brother's chest hair--and listening to him scream!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA! How funny!

    Much thanks for stopping by, buddy! Always great to see ya! Have super week!

    x

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  45. It does seem as guys get older, their hair migrates southward. The WORST are the hairy ear guys. Although, some of them probably like the hair in their ears, that way they won't have to listen to their wives.

    This post made me think of "40 year old Virgin" and his chest waxing! LOL

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  46. Hey Lady Nitebyrd~

    "The WORST are the hairy ear guys. Although, some of them probably like the hair in their ears, that way they won't have to listen to their wives."

    Bwhahahahahhaahahahah! HYSTERICAL!

    Listen, I actually have some hair growing off the tips of my ears! I have to shave them off on a weekly basis, or I'd look like a WARLOCK!

    Didn't you just LOVE '40 year old Virgin?' Flawless film!

    Thanks for stopping by, Sis! Hope you had a faaaaaaaaabulous Monday!

    X ya, bunches!

    P.S. LOVE you're new avatar!

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  47. I think it's called "manscaping" my dear Ron. Us women aren't the only ones who have to tackle keeping the body hair under control. The whole gluing your leg hair to your chest sounds so like something a twelve year old would do. Ah, we were all idiots when we were kids. I don't even want to remember the stuff I did like that. I'm sure it would put you to shame.

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  48. Hiya Jen!

    "The whole gluing your leg hair to your chest sounds so like something a twelve year old would do."

    Yes! That's probably the age I was too!

    See! I was "manscaping" long before it was even popular - HA!

    Oh, I think you should do a post on some of the stuff YOU used to do as a kid!!!

    Thanks for stopping by, my friend! It was great talking to you last night!

    Have a great week!

    X

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  49. Oh my goodness! Ron,

    I am laughing SO HARD I have tears running down my face!!!!

    * Ahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahaahahhahahahaha!

    I cannot believe you used to glue your leg hair to your chest! That is the funniest thing I have ever read IN MY LIFE!

    I am hairy too. I can't help it. It's the Jewish & Italian.

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  50. Hi Meleah~

    "I cannot believe you used to glue your leg hair to your chest! That is the funniest thing I have ever read IN MY LIFE!"

    Yeah, you know 'us' Libras....we can get VERY creative, can't we?

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaahaha!

    "I am hairy too. I can't help it. It's the Jewish & Italian."

    LONG LIVE HAIR!!!!!

    Great seeing ya, girl! Much thanks for stopping by!

    X

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