I Would Wanna Look Just Like Angelina Jolie



Be honest.

Have you ever looked at a member of the opposite sex and said to yourself, “Gee…if I were a man/woman, I would wanna look just like that?

I have.

I adore women, therefore have imaged myself if I were a woman, to look like a particular woman.

But even more so, to emulate a particular woman out of admiration.

And that woman for me, would be Angelina Jolie.

Not only do I think Angelina is a stunning-looking lady, but she’s also, smart, a generous humanitarian, outspoken, down to earth, sexy, and a damn good actress. She’s also not afraid to talk about her dark side, which is something I truly admire.

There is something about her ‘whole package’ that I really like.

I first saw her in the HBO movie, Gia, where she portrayed the tragic real-life story of supermodel, Gia Carangi. If you’ve never seen the film, please rent it. It’s a tragedy, yes, but also a fascinating and enlightening journey of a life short-lived. And it’s beautifully acted.

One of things I admire about Miss Jolie, is that she’s not afraid to branch out from a comfort zone of portraying only ‘beauty queen’ characters. She has proven herself a consummate actress, by playing diverse roles.

She’s very much like her real-life partner, Brad Pitt (another stunning creature), who also stretches his acting muscles; portraying a wide variety of characters.

It’s easy when you’ve been graced with good looks in Hollywood, to allow the industry to place you in roles that are comfortable and predictably sellable. Yet, it takes a lot of guts to say, “No….I’m more talented than just what I look like.”

You’re probably all wondering, “Why the hell is Ron suddenly talking about Angelina Jolie?”

Well, earlier this week I saw the movie, The Tourist, which not only starred Angelina, but also another one of my favorites, Johnny Depp.

I know this film got very mixed reviews, but I freakin’ LOVED it!

It’s an ingenious blend of mystery, action, romance, and a touch of old-time charming comedy. I really enjoy a movie that takes you on a mysterious journey, and then slaps you with an unsuspected ending. This movie does that. Also, it was shot in Venice, Italy, so the visual backdrop is faaaaabulous!

I don’t think Angelina Jolie ever looked more beautiful in a film, than The Tourist.


Between her acting, her costumes, hair and makeup….she absolutely GLOWED.

She literally takes your breath away.

I sat there, saying to my TV screen out loud….“Damn girl, you’re the BOMB! And if I were ever a woman, I would wanna look just like YOU!”



Ronnie Jolie



Wishing you a stunning weekend everyone!


X

65 comments

  1. Well, I don't respect husband stealers, so I don't like her Ron!!!! LOL......

    But everytime I see Padma Lakshmi, I think that she is the most stunning woman alive. Can't say I've ever thought I wanted to be a man, but Johnny Depp is da bomb in my book. Maybe I should see the movie?

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  2. Ha ha ha ha ha! That last picture made me almost fall off my chair!

    I can't say I ever did imagine myself as someone of the opposite sex, though there have been plenty of women I would like to have looked like ;) Not the classic beauty though, I would like to be a more subtle beauty. I don't know if I explained that well, and I can't give you a 'for instance'.

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  3. Baby you are just as stunning....Except the mustache! LOL Heck I AM a woman and I want to look like her too! OR just be with Brad Pitt... that would work too.

    Hope you have a marvelous weekend!

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  4. Talk about your unexpected endings!! LOL

    Angelina doesn't even compare to Ronnie Jolie. You look maaaaahvelous.

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  5. Ronnie Jolie, damn you're hot!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. No, Ron, not until you've got rid of facial hair...grins.
    Angelina is remarkably good looking and poised. I might at one time have aspired to look like her ... I wonder if she'd mind a straight swap? It can never be but I can dream, can't I?
    I haven't seen either of the films you mentioned but will lookout for them. I just hope they're on DVD. Hope you have a fun weekend.

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  7. Good Morning Bijoux~

    "Well, I don't respect husband stealers, so I don't like her Ron!!!! LOL......"

    HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA! Yes, I know MANY people who feel the same way, however my feeling is this....it takes TWO to tango.

    "But everytime I see Padma Lakshmi, I think that she is the most stunning woman alive."

    Yes! Yes! Yes! I agree....she.is.stunning! I have tendency to be attracted to darker hair, so people like Padma, Angelina, Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz....love em'!

    And isn't Johnny Depp da bomb? I will watch ANY movie he's in, just to watch him.

    If you ever get the chance to watch The Tourist, I think you might enjoy it.

    Thanks sooooooo much for stopping by. Can't WAIT to hear all about your trip to NYC!

    Have a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  8. Hi Babs~

    Tee, hee....aren't I silly man? I just couldn't resist!

    "I can't say I ever did imagine myself as someone of the opposite sex, though there have been plenty of women I would like to have looked like ;) Not the classic beauty though, I would like to be a more subtle beauty. I don't know if I explained that well, and I can't give you a 'for instance'."

    Yes, you explained that well. Perhaps someone like, Susan Sarandon or Jessica Lange? Both, very beautiful ladies.

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, Babs. Always great to see ya!

    Have a great weekend!

    X

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  9. Hi Peg~

    "Baby you are just as stunning....Except the mustache! LOL"

    Bwhahahahahahaahahaha! Thank you. But, I think you're right....perhaps I should think about getting some electolysis first!

    "Heck I AM a woman and I want to look like her too! OR just be with Brad Pitt... that would work too."

    Isn't she beautiful? And I agree.....'just be with Brad Pitt....that would work too."

    Hubba-hubba!

    Thanks for stopping by, dear friend!

    Have maaaaaaaaavalous weekend!

    X

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  10. Hey Matty~

    "Talk about your unexpected endings!! LOL"

    Aren't I pretty? Bwhahahahahahhahhahaha!

    "Angelina doesn't even compare to Ronnie Jolie. You look maaaaahvelous."

    Thank you. I wonder if Brad Pitt would agree? HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, neighbor! Hope you have a maaaaaaaahvelous weekend!

    X

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  11. Hey there Ronnie,

    To tell you the truth, no, I have not(yet) answered the first question...
    Darn it; I thought that you were a natural born Pussy Cat doll "Deux"(Two), since the post you once wrote!

    I don't follow at all what Hollywood stars do, think or say. I have been away a long time and I lost touch with the star system. But, I can say that that last chick on the couch, I KNOW HER! Goodness; she is due for some eyebrow plucking!!

    Happy weekend, gorgeous xox

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  12. Hiya SuziCate~

    "Ronnie Jolie, damn you're hot!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Thank yoooooooooou!

    I sizzle don't I?

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

    Thank you for stopping by, dear lady! Have a stunning weekend!

    Ronnie Jolie
    X

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  13. Surely an unexpected ending! But a Ron-one. Thus just the right one. I've wondered what it feels like to be a man, but no one in particular. Enrique Inglesias's looks and voice get to me... but I don't know much about his personality.

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  14. Gooooooood Morning Valerie~

    "No, Ron, not until you've got rid of facial hair...grins."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I agree, I think I'd need some SERIOUS waxing or electroysis before I attempt my Angelina Jolie look-a-like!

    "I might at one time have aspired to look like her ... I wonder if she'd mind a straight swap? It can never be but I can dream, can't I?"

    No, stay as you are...you're beautiful!

    Yes, both the films I mentioned ARE on DVD. If you rent them, I have a feeling you would REALLY enjoy them. They're both very different, but very good.

    Much thanks for stopping by, dear lady! Have a wonderfull weekend!

    X

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  15. Hey there Barbara~

    "Darn it; I thought that you were a natural born Pussy Cat doll "Deux"(Two), since the post you once wrote!"

    HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA! Yes, I AM a natural born Pussy Cat Doll! An Angelina Jolie Pussycat Doll - meow!

    "But, I can say that that last chick on the couch, I KNOW HER! Goodness; she is due for some eyebrow plucking!!"

    Bwhahahahahahhaha! I think I would need MORE than just some eyebrow plucking! How about some full-body electroysis!

    Thanks for stopping by, my friend! Hope you have a flawless weekend!

    X to you and D!

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  16. Damn Ron ! Why are you taking about being Angelina Jolie and having and orgy with Johnny Depp & Brad Pitt ? That is so Gay !

    (Sorry... I couldn't resist saying that.)

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  17. Bonjour Susu~

    "Surely an unexpected ending! But a Ron-one."

    Tee, hee! Aren't I silly?

    "I've wondered what it feels like to be a man, but no one in particular."

    Thank you for sharing that. Yes, I know quite a few women who have often wondered it too.

    "Enrique Inglesias's looks and voice get to me..."

    Yes! I agree! VERY attractive and also a VERY fabulous voice! Excellent choice!

    Much thanks for stopping by, beautiful lady! Hope you had a marvi week and weekend as well!

    Ciao....x

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  18. Hey Jaffer~

    "Damn Ron ! Why are you taking about being Angelina Jolie and having an orgy with Johnny Depp & Brad Pitt ? That is so Gay !"

    Bwhahahahahahaahahahhaahaha! OMG, Jaffer...that made me HOWL!

    You're soooooooooooooooo RIGHT!

    Oh, what can I tell you?....it's fun to DREAM!

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy! And thanks for the great Friday morning laugh!

    Have a super weekend, buddy!

    X

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  19. ...Gah! LOL! LOL! LOL! Oh my gosh man, you're killing me! lol...*snort* That photo at the end just made my day! lol... Thanks for that! :o)

    ...I agree, Angelina is da bomb! She's got it goin' on and on all levels. I kinda gave her the stink eye when her and Brad started out because I loved Jennifer and Brad and was saddened when they broke up. I mean, not sobbing-stop-living-my-life saddened but it kinda sucked, ya kno'? And when she was with Billy Bob Thorton I kinda thought Angelina was a bit "odd" for lack of better terms. I mean seriously, they each wore little vials of each others blood hung on necklaces around each others necks! Ewwww! *shudders* :o\

    ...I guess if I could be a man I would want to be George Clooney but with a vagina. Sorry but I don't like that whole external genetalia you men have going on, it isn't pretty.

    ...See what you started? *giggle* :o)

    ...Enjoy your weekend Ronnie Jolie! ;o)

    ...Blessings...

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  20. Oh lord, Ron, I don't even know what to say about that doctored photo! You did doctor it, right? I mean, you could have gone out and bought the couch, bought the dress, and staged the whole thing...just for fun...and to make your *dream* come true for a day. HAHAHAHA. Thanks for the belly laugh on a Friday.

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  21. Greetings Dear TJ~

    Tee, hee....don't I make a FLAWLESS Angelina?

    NOT!

    Yes, I know many people who felt the same way about Angelina and the breakup between Jennifer and Brad. I guess we'll never really know the details of why this happened, but I do think it's probably a combination of a bunch of stuff, so personally, I can't place all the blame on Angelina.

    Ah...Hollywood!

    "And when she was with Billy Bob Thorton I kinda thought Angelina was a bit "odd" for lack of better terms. I mean seriously, they each wore little vials of each others blood hung on necklaces around each others necks! Ewwww! *shudders* :o\"

    Yes, I totally agree....that was a bit "odd." Ewwwwwwwwwww!

    And to be honest, Angelina IS a bit odd, but so am I. HA! So, I guess that's why I like her.

    I see something deeper inside her. She has kind soul.

    "...I guess if I could be a man I would want to be George Clooney but with a vagina. Sorry but I don't like that whole external genetalia you men have going on, it isn't pretty."

    Bwhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha! OMG, that made me laugh so hard, I started COUGHING!!!!!!

    THAT. WAS. FLAWLESS!!!!!!

    I so love you, dear lady. What a blessing you are in my life!

    Thanks sooooooooo much for stopping by and sharing your honesty and humor.

    Have a glorious weekend!

    X,

    Ronnie Jolie

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  22. Hey Tracy~

    "Oh lord, Ron, I don't even know what to say about that doctored photo!'

    Bwhahahahahahhaahaha! I know, aren't I SICK man?

    "You did doctor it, right?"

    NO WAY! I bought the exact same dress, couch, and staged the whole thing right in my apartment. However, the only thing I forgot was the RED lipstick, damn it!

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

    So glad you had a belly laugh, my friend! Thanks a bunch for stopping by!

    Wishing you a fantabulous weekend!

    X

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  23. DAMN Ron, you're really rocking that silk gown! Who knew you were so stunning in white?!
    A friend of ours likes Angelina. I do like her acting and her interest in humanitarian causes, and the same with her guy Brad, but neither of them I find all that great looking. Sure, they are attractive for like you said, the whole package, but just for looks alone neither make my list.
    I definitely want to see the movie she's in with Depp though! I will love that it was filmed in Italy too!!
    Hmmm... if I could look like any man... I could narrow it down to Matthew McConaughey, Antonio Banderas, probably a couple others. To look like any woman... I would go with Penelope Cruz, or Salma Hayak. Halle Berry too, and maybe Eva Mendez?
    It probably depends on the day or the movie I watch. LOL

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  24. Helloooooo Crystal Chick~

    "DAMN Ron, you're really rocking that silk gown! Who knew you were so stunning in white?!"

    Thank YOU!!!! Valentino made that white dress for me, isn't it stunning???? HAHHAHAHAHAAHA!

    "I do like her acting and her interest in humanitarian causes, and the same with her guy Brad, but neither of them I find all that great looking. Sure, they are attractive for like you said, the whole package, but just for looks alone neither make my list."

    Yes, you're not alone because I know several people who feel the same way - especially about Angelina. In fact, when I told a co-worker that I was posting this today, she said, "Angelina is UGLY!"

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    Oh well, to each their own, hu?

    "I definitely want to see the movie she's in with Depp though! I will love that it was filmed in Italy too!!"

    OMG, I really think you're going to LOVE it! I think your hubby would too.

    "Hmmm... if I could look like any man... I could narrow it down to Matthew McConaughey, Antonio Banderas, probably a couple others. To look like any woman... I would go with Penelope Cruz, or Salma Hayak. Halle Berry too, and maybe Eva Mendez?"'

    GREAT choices, M! I'd have to agree with you on ALL of them! I have a tendency to be attracted to dark haired woman and men.

    Much thanks for stopping by and sharing, my friend. I always enjoy reading your comments and opinions.

    Have a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  25. I agree Angelina has got it all, especially Brad Pitt! LOL

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  26. Hi Akelamalu~

    "I agree Angelina has got it all, especially Brad Pitt!"

    *wink*

    I AGREE!!!!!

    Don't they make a great couple?

    Thank you for stopping by, m'dear! Wishing you a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  27. OMG, I LOVE her! And you look fabulous in that gown.

    Have a great weekend!

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  28. Okay, I'll give that she's a looker. And she's definitely got some passions. (not referring to Brad Pitt....LOL..just sayin'.....)

    Ummm....you do realize she LOVES Hello Kitty, right?

    JUST sayin'......

    :-/

    Oh. And yup--I've had a moment or two in this lifetime wishing I coulda been assigned the life of a fella who can tap dance like no other! Oy geeze....LOL..I don't believe I owned up to that much.

    Shhhhhhhhh!!!!

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  29. i just watched this too!!! not a movie person but i loved it too!! wow, how about that...mostly loved the costuming and the sets...ohlala...but she is gorgeous tho i originally tuned in for depp, whom i adore for his acting...not so much his look tho it's not bad either... he's just so damned good.

    loved that white dress too...sigh. xxx

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  30. Hey Chrissy~

    You love Angelina too? Yaaaaaaaaaay!

    Isn't she a looker - woot! woot!

    And thank you girl, Valentino did the gown - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by! I've been thinking about you all week. I hope you're doing well.

    (((( Chrissy ))))

    Have a great weekend!

    X to you, Bernie, and Vinny Boy!

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  31. Hi Linda~

    *smiling*

    It's soooooo great to see you! Hope you're feeling better.

    You've seen The Tourist????? Finally...someone else!

    Didn't you LOVE it? It got such mixed reviews, so I hesitated renting it. However, I saw a clip from it on another movie I had rented and it looked good, so I went ahead and rented it and I'm so glad I did.

    Weren't the costumes and sets ohlala? And I really enjoyed the story too.

    I initially thought it was an odd combination putting she and Johnny Depp romantically together, but it WORKED!

    And you're right....Depp's acting is so damm good!

    "loved that white dress too...sigh."

    Yes, I think Angie and I BOTH look lovely in it, don't you? HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my dear friend. Hope all is well. Know that I'm always sharing 'good vibes' with you!

    ((((( Linda )))))

    xoxoxo

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  32. Hiya Mel~

    "Okay, I'll give that she's a looker. And she's definitely got some passions. (not referring to Brad Pitt....LOL..just sayin'.....)"

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not referring to Brad Pitt. LOVE it!

    "Ummm....you do realize she LOVES Hello Kitty, right?"

    *gasping, choking, shreaking*

    You're kidding me, right?

    Oh...Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I had NO idea she liked Hello Kitty!!!!!!

    Well...I think I'm going to have to reconsider whether I still like her or not :(

    *only kidding*

    "And yup--I've had a moment or two in this lifetime wishing I coulda been assigned the life of a fella who can tap dance like no other!"

    You GO, Mel!!!! I could definitely see you as the next Fred Astair or Gene Kelly!

    tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap!

    Shhhhhhh.....I swear, I won't tell anyone - HA!

    Thanks oodle for stopping by, dear lady. Always a delight!

    Wishing you and Himself a spectacular weekend!

    X

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  33. Damn girl - you make me laugh so hard my face hurts! How did I not see that last photo coming? Seriously. I should have KNOWN. Totally too, me by surprise. You're the bomb Ronnie :) sending love from us both xoxo

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  34. You are stunning Ronnie dahling! I hope you have a fab weekend. Don't forget to get your gown back from the dry cleaners on Monday!

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  35. Hellooooooo Diane~

    "Damn girl - you make me laugh so hard my face hurts! How did I not see that last photo coming? Seriously."

    I wanted to SHOCK everyone!

    Aren't I lovely freak of nature????

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

    "You're the bomb Ronnie:)"

    Aw....thank you. Yes, I'm thinking of becoming Angelina's body double for her next film.

    Do you think they would hire me? HA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my friend. Wishing you and Cristybella a flawless weekend!

    X to you both!

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  36. Greetings Katherine~

    *blushing and batting eyelashes*

    Thank you, kind lady!

    "Don't forget to get your gown back from the dry cleaners on Monday!"

    OMG, thank you for reminding me because I would HATE to have to pay a late fee - HA!

    Much thanks for stopping by, Katherine! Always a joy to see you.

    Have a glorious weekend! And I hope you get some rest time for yourself, my friend.

    ((((( Katherine ))))))

    X

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  37. I am lovin' Ronnie Jolie
    if I were a man I'd want to look like that ;)

    I love Angelina
    for all the reasons you've mentioned
    I also think she and Brad are a much better match than he was with Aniston
    I don't think she stole him, I think he was ready to move away from someone who is not especially bright or deep
    Jolie discusses Darfur and goes to the UN
    Aniston discuss her hair and goes to the spa

    yeah I know I'm a bitch but I have never been fond of perky shallow girls

    I've never wanted to be a man physically
    I think I have many male labeled personality traits but I like that and it's all typecast anyway

    Hope sends hugs

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  38. Now I am in no way a major fan of Angelina Jolie- I used to get comments that I looked like her and that automatically turned me off but I gotta say that last picture made this whole post worth reading! :)

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  39. Angelina is stunning. And that last photo of you - is sofa king funny, I cannot stop laughing!

    If I could look like any woman in the world, I would want to look like Salma Hayek!

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  40. Hello cestlavie22~

    "Now I am in no way a major fan of Angelina Jolie- I used to get comments that I looked like her and that automatically turned me off..."

    Yes, I know MANY people who are not a major fan Angelia Jolie, so I respect your opinion. People seem to either love her, or not.

    But, hey....I think it's wonderful that you look like her because to me, she's beautiful!

    Thank you so much for stopping by. Always so nice too see you!

    Hope you're enjoying a great weekend!

    X

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  41. Hello Meleah~

    Isn't Angelina stunning? It's funny, because people either think she is or NOT.

    "And that last photo of you - is sofa king funny, I cannot stop laughing!"

    Aren't I silly, silly man?

    "If I could look like any woman in the world, I would want to look like Salma Hayek!"

    ROCK ON! I agree! Salma is not only beautiful, but smart and sexy too!

    Thanks for stopping by, girl. Always a joy to see your comments!

    Hope you're having a fantabulous weekend!

    X

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  42. Hello Lady Dianne~

    "I am lovin' Ronnie Jolie
    if I were a man I'd want to look like that ;)"

    See! I'm not the ONLY one!

    "I also think she and Brad are a much better match than he was with Aniston
    I don't think she stole him, I think he was ready to move away from someone who is not especially bright or deep."

    *applause*

    Yes, I would have to agree with you 100% on that! And if you look at Aniston's track record, I think that pretty much tells it ALL.

    "yeah I know I'm a bitch but I have never been fond of perky shallow girls"

    Well, I guess I'm a bitch too, because I'm the same way - HA!

    "I've never wanted to be a man physically
    I think I have many male labeled personality traits but I like that and it's all typecast anyway."

    Oh, I LOVE YOU! You tell it like it is!

    I'm the same way, I have many female personality traits, but I LIKE that.

    Thanks for stopping by, dear lady! You always make me smile and think.

    ((((( Hope ))))))

    X to you and the gang!

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  43. Ron: Angelina is all that you mentioned, but not my favorite. I’m stuck in the past…Barbara Stanwyck, now she was a class act.

    And if I could be a male actor I’d wanna be Ronnie Jolie! Oh, wait, is she, I mean, he a male or female!

    See what you did, Ron? You got me all confused with that S-E-X-Y photo of you on the sofa and now I can’t think straight! You scoundrel! Or is it scoundrette?

    P.S. Is that you behind Angelina in the picture frame?

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  44. She is definitely the most beautiful woman. I'd love just to have her hair. and eyes, and nose and mouth. Okay, height, weight, all of it. I am not ashamed to say it.
    And I, too, think she is a really grate actor. I also want her energy level.
    I love this post as I do all your posts. Have you considered doing "stand up" ? Your delivery, I think, would be the topper.
    I miss your visits to my blog.

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  45. oops forgot to add that in my youth - the most beautiful woman for me was Sophie Loren. Same kind of passion in both, don't you think?

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  46. Ron, you have this knack of surprising me with your photoshopped images just when I'm getting in a different mood, then all of a sudden: WHAM! That shot of you is killer. Thanks for the belly laugh!

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  47. Hi Pamela~

    "I’m stuck in the past…Barbara Stanwyck, now she was a class act."

    *applauding*

    I know what you mean about being stuck in the past, because if you could see my DVD and Video movie collection you would see that I too am sorta stuck in past. Practically everything I own is in black and white and from the 30's, 40's, and 50's. I actually have a Barbara Stanwyck movie 'Sorry Wrong Number.' Yes, she was a class act, I agree! I also loved Lana Tuner, Vivian Leigh, and Susan Hayward (to name but a few).

    That's one of the things I enjoyed about 'The Tourist', it had a very old-time classic feel to it.

    "And if I could be a male actor I’d wanna be Ronnie Jolie! Oh, wait, is she, I mean, he a male or female!

    See what you did, Ron? You got me all confused with that S-E-X-Y photo of you on the sofa and now I can’t think straight! You scoundrel! Or is it scoundrette?"

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS, Pamela!!!! Aren't I a SEXY scrouderette?????

    " Is that you behind Angelina in the picture frame?"

    No, I wish! That's actually Johnny Depp.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Pamela. Hope you're enjoying a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  48. Hellooooooooooooooooo Kathy~

    " you have this knack of surprising me with your photoshopped images just when I'm getting in a different mood, then all of a sudden: WHAM! "

    Tee, hee! Aren't I wicked little devil?

    I LOVE the cheap effect of SHOCK value - HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

    Don't I look lovely? NOT!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, neighbor! Hope you're enjoying a SUPER weekend!

    Hey, did you hear we're supposed to be getting temps. in the 80's tomorrow??? OMG...summer is here :(

    X

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  49. Hiya Paula~

    "She is definitely the most beautiful woman. I'd love just to have her hair. and eyes, and nose and mouth. Okay, height, weight, all of it."

    I agree! I love her whole package. She has a way of morphing herself into any role; becoming a character from various time periods. She was amazing in 'The Changling.'

    "Have you considered doing "stand up" ? Your delivery, I think, would be the topper."

    Aw...thank you, dear lady. No, "stand up" scares the shit out of me. I so admire those who can do it.

    "oops forgot to add that in my youth - the most beautiful woman for me was Sophie Loren. Same kind of passion in both, don't you think?"

    Yes, absolutely! Sophia Loren is a knock out! I saw her in the movie 'Nine' last summer and she STILL looks exquisite! CLASSY lady!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Paula. Hope you're having wonderful weekend!

    X

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  50. what's up ron! missed ya. sorry for my absence, charge it to my head and not my heart.

    i loved the tourist, angelina is cool and she looks like she doesn't take and mess. i saw all her movies except one, something about a kid that was not hers. ooh, have you seen salt? i do love her, she tough!

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  51. Well. You KNOW what I'm gonna say, don't you?

    Yep.

    If I were a man, I'd want to look just like Johnny Depp. He's perfect. *Sigh* And like Angelina, he has acting muscles he's not afraid to flex, even if it means the movie he's making won't do more than break even. And he looks - and sounds - amaaaazing!! *Nuther sigh*

    I loved the Tourist too. I didn't guess the ending, and I loved the unexpectedness of it. They both acted it out so well. And yes, Venice is fabulous!

    But I have to say, Ronnie Jolie - you'll have to lose the 'tache if you want to add that dramatic scarlet lippie and do the job properly!

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  52. I haven't really ever thought about it before. Can't say there's any man I'd like to look like. I do agree that Angelina is stunning. I too enjoyed that movie even though it got bad reviews. The opening scene where she's wearing that camel colored ensemble, was to die for. As I've said before, a woman just can't rock the color camel until she's at least well into her thirties.

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  53. Hellooooooooo V~

    *jumping up and down*

    Yahoooooooooo! It's sooooooo great to see ya!!!! You have been on my mind so much lately. I miss ya too and miss your posts!

    "i loved the tourist, angelina is cool and she looks like she doesn't take and mess."

    You said it, she looks like she doesn't take and mess. I love her because she's got a soft side and tough side, and I admire that in a woman. Especially in Hollywood.

    No, can you believe it....I've not seen Salt yet because everytime I go to rent it, it's taken. But I WILL see it one day.

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, girl! Hope you're enjoying the Spring. I heard we're going to have some wonderful weather this week!

    X

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  54. Hey Jay~

    "If I were a man, I'd want to look just like Johnny Depp. He's perfect. *Sigh*"

    Yup...I KNEW you were going to say that! I was thinking of YOU when I saw the movie because I know how much you love Johnny. Me too!

    I agree, like Angelina, he's not afraid to flex his acting muscles. I would watch ANY movie he's in, just to watch him. He's so freakin' talented!

    "I loved the Tourist too. I didn't guess the ending, and I loved the unexpectedness of it. They both acted it out so well. And yes, Venice is fabulous!"

    No, I didn't guess the ending either. It TOTALLY caught me off guard. Blew me away!

    "But I have to say, Ronnie Jolie - you'll have to lose the 'tache if you want to add that dramatic scarlet lippie and do the job properly!"

    Bwhahahahaahahahahaha! I'm afraid you're right!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, Jay! Hope you had a super weekend!

    X,

    Rongelina Jolie

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  55. Hey Jen~

    "I do agree that Angelina is stunning. I too enjoyed that movie even though it got bad reviews. The opening scene where she's wearing that camel colored ensemble, was to die for."

    Yes...TO DIE FOR! The second she appeared onto the street and started walking, I thought..."OMG, she's breathtaking!" She had such a mystery about her.

    "As I've said before, a woman just can't rock the color camel until she's at least well into her thirties."

    I agree, she ROCKED in that camel color outfit! It was like she was floating down the street!

    Thanks for stopping by, my friend! Hope you had a great weekend!

    X

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  56. Oh, hell, Ron, you look BETTER than she does!

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  57. Hey Rob~

    "Oh, hell, Ron, you look BETTER than she does!"

    Aw shucks, thank you. However, I don't know if Brad would say that!

    HHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy! Hope you had a great weekend!

    X

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  58. Ron, you're a great guy and everything, but I implore you to leave Angelina's face on Angelina's body, where it belongs!

    Question: would you also wear a vial of blood around your neck?

    Dark side = sexy. Big, luscious lips also = sexy. Let's just say I approve of your choice of Angelina.

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  59. Howdy Mark~

    "you're a great guy and everything, but I implore you to leave Angelina's face on Angelina's body, where it belongs!"

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think you're right!

    "Question: would you also wear a vial of blood around your neck?"

    Nooooooooooooooo!

    "Dark side = sexy. Big, luscious lips also = sexy. Let's just say I approve of your choice of Angelina."

    Isn't she HOT? Glad you agree! You have GREAT taste, Mark!

    Thanks for stopping by, my friend! Hope you had a super weekend!

    X

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  60. I think she's GORGEOUS!! There are a lot of celebs I'd love to look like but the one I LOVE and think is SOOO beautiful is the one who plays Karen on Californication.. She's incredibly beautiful in every way! P.S. You look GREAT as Miss Jolie... Hugs, Leese

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  61. Bonjour Leesa~

    Isn't she a stunning-looking lady?

    "the one I LOVE and think is SOOO beautiful is the one who plays Karen on Californication.. She's incredibly beautiful in every way.."

    I don't think I know her, but I'll google her tonight to see who your referring to. I'm sure she's beautiful!

    Thanks for stopping by, Leesa! Have a great week!

    Hugs,

    Miss Jolie...x

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  62. wellllll i don't know. i think she kinda looks like a bug. those eyes are HUGE! haha. but, she's pretty, just a husband stealer. HAH

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  63. Hey Blunt~

    "wellllll i don't know. i think she kinda looks like a bug. those eyes are HUGE!"

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Yeah, a lady bug! And a husband STEALER. HA!

    Thanks for stopping by, bestie! I'll see ya next Monday!

    X

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  64. if you want salt i can mail it to you, i'm done with it. um, it was "gifted" to me.

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  65. Hey V~

    Oh, you're a SWEETHEART for offering, but I'm probably going to rent it within the next two days while I'm taking my blogging break. So keep it, and if I REALLY like it, I can just get it from you when we meet up this spring or summer.

    YES, we WILL meet up this year!

    X

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