TMI: Boogies, Gas, And The Nasty


Warning: To Much Information post ahead.

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I’ve had a great week so far.

And I think the greatest thing about it is that I can actually feel fall slowing moving into the north east.

After having such an ungodly HUMID previous week, it felt absolutely glorious to experience a sudden drop in temperature. After all the heat and humidity we had this summer, I now feel like I can BREATH again.

As I shared in previous posts, I truly enjoyed this past summer (heat and all), but I am glad it’s coming to a close because I’m ready for a change.

Most of you already know, this is the time of year I RELISH (summer moving into fall, and then fall moving into winter). And even though this means that everything starts to slow down and goes into a hibernation state, it ironically makes me feel ALIVE and ENERGETIC. I seem more creative and inspired when fall hits.

Therefore, I am soooooo happy that the seasons are changing; bringing with them festive holidays.

Halloween.

Thanksgiving.

Christmas.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, not only did I have a great week because of the season shift, but I also experienced some classic TMI moments that I would like to share.

The Boogie Picker:


I spotted this guy in the café at Barnes and Noble. I was just minding my own business, having a cup of java and reading a photography book, when I suddenly looked up and saw this BOOGIE PICKER. And trust me, this was no ordinary boogie picker, this was a guy who looked like he did it for a LIVING. So I grabbed my camera and took his photograph. I know that was a terribly invasive and sneaky thing to do, especially when someone is doing something so private as picking their nose. But then I thought, “So what? I mean it wasn’t THAT private if he was open enough to pick his nose in PUBLIC (and in a café where people are EATING and DRINKING), so he deserves to be on the Internet for PUBLIC viewing, don’t you think? And this photo is tame, because right after I snapped it he practically took all FIVE FINGERS and rammed them up inside his nostrils and picked out his PITUITARY GLAND.

Lentils and Gas:


Do you see the photo above of the lentil soup? Well, I purchased TWO cans earlier this week because Super Fresh was having a 99 cent sale on selected soups.

I LOVE lentils, but lentils don’t love me because whenever I eat them, I develop so much GAS that I could supply New York City, Chicago and Los Angeles with enough natural gas to keep them going for THREE YEARS.

And I’m not kidding.

So how stupid was I to eat a huge can of lentil soup before going into work on Wednesday?

VERY stupid.

Not a half hour after being there, I developed such horrible gas cramps in my intestines that I had to hide behind one of the cosmetic counters (ON THE FLOOR), until the cramps subsided. I felt like I was having LABOR contractions that were five seconds apart. And they were so PAINFUL. I looked like Joan Crawford in the movie, What Ever Happen to Baby Jane, right after Bette Davis kicks her in the stomach and leaves her WRITHING on the floor.

Then.

All of a sudden I couldn’t hold the gas in any longer, so I just let it GO.

ALL. DAY. LONG. In short little toots.

My only saving grace is that I work around a lot of perfume and cologne, so every time I tooted…I sprayed the air with a different fragrance to mask my stinky indiscretions. Let’s just say that wherever I was standing that day, I smelled like a French whore with intestinal issues.

And when I think of it, I’m just as bad as the guy sitting in Barnes and Noble picking his nose in public.

Actually WORSE, because not only did it look bad, but it SOUNDED and SMELLED bad as well.

Lastly, I would like to share a short video I made of two adorable squirrels in the park that were getting ready to do the nasty. I caught them right in the middle of some foreplay.

I give you….Squirrel Foreplay.

Wishing you a playful weekend everyone! 
X

48 comments

  1. Heehee, Ron, at least if someone took your picture they couldn't film the smell... OMG I hope that sort of filming is never invented. Bet it's a long time before you eat lentils prior to a work session.

    It's good that you're heading towards your favourite season. I'm with you on this, although I would have liked just a taste of summer. We've had poor weather all year ... nothing but wet, wet, wet.

    Here's hoping you have a fabulous weekend.

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  2. Foreplay?! Looked more like a bit of S&M going on....good grief. Couldn't they take that to a private corner?! I mean, even the bicyclist got a front row view!

    Goodness gracious......at least the squirrels here have the decency to go for a bit of privacy.
    k.....that's probably cuz I clap my hands and loudly shout "HEY you two.....take that somewhere else!!"
    I guess I should be darn grateful they do!

    As for the rest..... Ummm.... Eww? :-/

    People reading in public places and people in the invisibility cloak of their own car.......well, at least they seem to THINK they're invisible when they're in their car. I've given up paying attention to what's behind the wheel and broadened my vision to the vehicle itself ever since that gal decided to whip her bra off at the stoplight. HOLY cow that was the turning point for me!! I never told that story? THERE'S A REASON!! LOLOL

    Right. No lentils for you.
    And I gotta tell ya, that 'French whore with intestinal issues' was a good enough description to make me GET the magnitude of the 'issue'. LOL

    G-d love ya...... I shall now wonder every time I see someone behind the cosmetic counter randomly spraying perfumes!

    (((((((((((( Ron )))))))) Enjoy the fall-like weather today. I intend to!

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  3. Gas, boogers, and squirrel porn! Who else but Ron could give us such a cultural experience? The nose picker should be flogged for polluting up all the books with his greasy fingers; the squirrels are only doing what comes naturally--though it was nice of you to give them a soundtrack--and you, buddy boy, LAY OFF THE LENTILS!! I don't want you exploding in front of the fornicating squirrels! I'd hate to lose you and it would really kill the mood for the squirrels! Have a gas-free weekend, buddy, and beware the boogers!

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  4. Goooood morning Valerie~

    " at least if someone took your picture they couldn't film the smell... OMG I hope that sort of filming is never invented."

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, that made me HOWL! Can you imagine that? A camera that took both an image AND smell?

    " Bet it's a long time before you eat lentils prior to a work session."

    It's funny because I still have one can left, but I'm SCARED to eat it - HA!

    "I'm with you on this, although I would have liked just a taste of summer. We've had poor weather all year ... nothing but wet, wet, wet."

    Yes, I know, you had SO MUCH rain this past summer. We had a bit too, but it was more about the heat and humidity that got to me. Last week was horrible because it actually felt as though summer was coming, not leaving.

    Hasn't the weather changes been strange these past few years?

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, dear lady! Have a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  5. Hiya Mel~

    "Foreplay?! Looked more like a bit of S&M going on....good grief. Couldn't they take that to a private corner?! I mean, even the bicyclist got a front row view!"

    Bwhahahhahahahhaha! OMG...that was HILARIOUS! Yes, it DID look more like a S&M going on, you're right! And isn't it funny that everyone in the park them didn't even notice? Oh, except me!

    "Goodness gracious......at least the squirrels here have the decency to go for a bit of privacy.
    k.....that's probably cuz I clap my hands and loudly shout "HEY you two.....take that somewhere else!!"

    Bwhahahhahahahaha! You CRACK ME UP, MEL!!

    " I've given up paying attention to what's behind the wheel and broadened my vision to the vehicle itself ever since that gal decided to whip her bra off at the stoplight. HOLY cow that was the turning point for me!! I never told that story? THERE'S A REASON!! LOLOL"

    WHIPPED HER BRA OFF AT THE STOPLIGHT??????????????

    Bwhahahahhahahahahaha! HYSTERICAL!!!!

    "Right. No lentils for you.
    And I gotta tell ya, that 'French whore with intestinal issues' was a good enough description to make me GET the magnitude of the 'issue'. LOL"

    Bwhahhahahahahahahaha! That's the only thing I could think of to describe myself!!!!

    Thanks so much for stopping by and sharing some GREAT laughs while sipping my morning coffee, dear lady! Enjoyed!

    Have a wonderful Friday and enjoy your LONG weekend!

    (((( You ))))

    X

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  6. Hey there Rob~

    "Gas, boogers, and squirrel porn! Who else but Ron could give us such a cultural experience?"

    Yeah, I should have my own reality TV show where I go around with my camera; capturing TMI moments, don't you think?

    "The nose picker should be flogged for polluting up all the books with his greasy fingers"

    I agree. And the weird thing about it was that I couldn't see where he was putting his boogies once he picked them.

    In the BOOK perhaps?

    "and you, buddy boy, LAY OFF THE LENTILS!! I don't want you exploding in front of the fornicating squirrels! I'd hate to lose you and it would really kill the mood for the squirrels!"

    Bwhahahahahahhaahhaaha! CRACKED ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy. Have a faaaaaaaabulous weekend!

    X

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  7. Ron, I was laughing so hard at this post I had boogies coming out of my nose! I don't know which was funnier, the guy picking his nose or the vision of you lying on the floor having labor contractions and then spraying the air with perfume every time you tooted. You are too funny!

    What a cute video of the squirrels. I can't believe you got that on film. Loved the captions.

    Have a wonderful week, Ron. And thanks for the laughs.

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  8. "I smelled like a French whore with intestinal issues." - Bwahahahaha, you crack me up...oh, it was your crack not mine!

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  9. Hola Denise~

    "What a cute video of the squirrels. I can't believe you got that on film."

    I can't believe I got it on film either?! I was sitting on one of the park benches having a cup of coffee, when all of a sudden I spotted them in the grass doing the NASTY. So grab my camera and took a movie. And the funny thing about it was that I was the ONLY person around who even noticed it.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, girl. Glad you had a giggle.

    Have a terrific weekend.....X

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  10. Hiya Suzi~

    "...oh, it was your crack not mine!"

    Bwhahhahahahahhaha!

    HILARIOUS! Now you cracked ME up!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks for stopping by, Suzi! Wishing you an awesome weekend!

    X

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  11. Hey Stinky,

    What a great post. That guy could be on an oil rig the way he is going after the gold in his nose.
    Lentils Yes, Yes, Yes. These little gems have the same affect on me. They taste so good and smell so bad. I too have had the rumblings deep in my intestines only to erupt like a bad smelling Mt. St. Helen. The only difference is that I was not around anything that could mask the odors. I kept on telling everyone in a radius of 37 miles that the town was opening a new waste treatment plant. Some how I knew they knew that Mr. Fartman was in their presence.
    I too love the change of the season from Summer to Fall. The cool crisp air the warm sun and gentle breeze is what all good are made of.
    Next will come halloween. I know; I can dress up as a giant ass and fart all night.

    Pass the soup.

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  12. Hey there Mr. Dave~

    "That guy could be on an oil rig the way he is going after the gold in his nose."

    Bwhahahahahahahaha! You ain't kidding!

    "I too have had the rumblings deep in my intestines only to erupt like a bad smelling Mt. St. Helen. The only difference is that I was not around anything that could mask the odors. I kept on telling everyone in a radius of 37 miles that the town was opening a new waste treatment plant. Some how I knew they knew that Mr. Fartman was in their presence."

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Dave, you are freakin' HILARIOUS, man!!!!!!!

    Mt. St. Helen! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    "I too love the change of the season from Summer to Fall. The cool crisp air the warm sun and gentle breeze is what all good are made of."

    Don't you just LOVE the change from summer into fall? And just think, next month is our BIRTHDAY month, fellow-Libra!

    "Next will come halloween. I know; I can dress up as a giant ass and fart all night."

    CRACKED ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, buddy. And thanks for the great laughs! Enjoy your weekend!

    X

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  13. "After all the heat and humidity we had this summer, I now feel like I can BREATH again."
    Same here. And thank, fuck!

    * I am DYING over the booger picker. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

    * I've had gas pains like that before, and it's truly painful. You have my complete sympathy!

    * Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "Squirrel foreplay" is totes aborbz, even though I really dislike squirrels.

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  14. Hey there Meleah~

    "Same here. And thank, fuck!"

    Doesn't it feel great not to have all that HUMIDITY in the air anymore? Last week was the worst, wasn't it? It feels so good to walk around outside now and NOT sweat :)

    "* I am DYING over the booger picker. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"

    Can you believe that? And if you look at the photo, no one except ME even noticed?!?!?

    "* I've had gas pains like that before, and it's truly painful. You have my complete sympathy!"

    OMG...I felt like FART machine!

    "* Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "Squirrel foreplay" is totes aborbz, even though I really dislike squirrels."

    Are they cute doing the nasty? And like Mel shared, it looks like some sort of S&M going on - HA!

    Thanks oodles for stopping by, girl. Have a faaaaaaaabulous weekend!

    X

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  15. I've come to expect TMI posts from you, Ron. In fact, compared with others, this one is TAME. OK, so you farted a little bit. Whoop-de-toot. Where's the crossdressing? The obsession with chest hair? The disco dancing in front of a camera??

    Get back to us with a little more TM in your I next time!

    Oh, and have a great weekend. :)

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  16. Boogie picking is definitely worse! You can't help letting gas out, but you choose to pick your nose. It's a disgusting habit, if you ask me.

    I bet the smell of perfume mixed in with 'natural' gas was a bit pungent :)
    I could tell you a story (or three) about Mo, but I'd better not :)

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  17. Okay Ron, this was the funniest thing I ever read...

    " And trust me, this was no ordinary boogie picker, this was a guy who looked like he did it for a LIVING."

    What a riot!

    And judging from the picture, he does look like he did it for a LIVING! How gross to pick his nose in a public eating place.

    Loved the video clip. The music was perfect!

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  18. Hey there Babs~

    "You can't help letting gas out, but you choose to pick your nose. It's a disgusting habit, if you ask me."

    Amen! And at least I tried to cover it up with PERFUME - HA! And if you look at the face on the guy, he looks like he was in some deep meditation while PICKING it!

    "I bet the smell of perfume mixed in with 'natural' gas was a bit pungent :)"

    HORRIBLE! A French whore with intestinal issues!

    "I could tell you a story (or three) about Mo, but I'd better not :)"

    Oh, please! please! You gotta tell! But I promise NOT to tell Mo :)

    Thanks for stopping by, Babs! Have a WONDERFUL weekend!

    X to you and Mo!

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  19. Hiya Matt~

    "And judging from the picture, he does look like he did it for a LIVING! How gross to pick his nose in a public eating place."

    Yes...GROSS!!!!! And what's really hilarious is that "I" was like the ONLY person in the cafe who seemed to NOTICE it. But I seem to be the only person to notice anything WEIRD - HA!

    Thank you. Glad you enjoyed the video. The music was a toss up between "Love to Love You Baby from Donna Summers or "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby" from Barry White, but DONNA won!

    Always great seeing ya, buddy. Have a wonderful weekend!

    X

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  20. Howdy Mark~

    "Where's the crossdressing? The obsession with chest hair? The disco dancing in front of a camera??"

    Oh shit! You guessed my next TMI post....

    CROSSDRESSING!

    So, stay tuned!

    Bwhahahahahahahahhaha!

    Thanks for stopping by, buddy! Have a faaaaaaabulous weekend!

    X to you and Tara!

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  21. Hey Ron, Sitting in the cafe eating and drinking, it could have been worse had the boogie picker chosen to eat his boogies, and what a picture that would have made.

    And the big gas cover up, do you think it really worked, just imagine the customers coming in to buy perfume or cologne, you spraying what they thought was a complimentary spray, they take a whiff and immediately leave the store, yep the term toilet water comes to mind Ha Ha

    Now for the squirrel porn, what can I say that would cover what you showed us, other than they are the only ones that can get away with porn in the park, if one of us tried that just imagine where we would be spending the night :^0

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  22. Howdy Jimmy~

    "it could have been worse had the boogie picker chosen to eat his boogies, and what a picture that would have made."

    OMG...it's SO FUNNY you mentioned that because I was SO HOPING he would do something as horrible as EAT his boogies so that I could get it on camera! I kept wondering, "Where the hell is he PUTTING his boogies?!?!"

    Perhaps in the BOOK he was reading? Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

    "do you think it really worked, just imagine the customers coming in to buy perfume or cologne, you spraying what they thought was a complimentary spray, they take a whiff and immediately leave the store, yep the term toilet water comes to mind "

    Bwhahahahahahahhahahahaaha!

    Jimmy, that was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I've got to remember to tell everyone at work what you just said, because they'll LOVE it - TOILET WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "other than they are the only ones that can get away with porn in the park, if one of us tried that just imagine where we would be spending the night :^0"

    That is sooooooooooooo TRUE! They just do it in BROAD DAYLIGHT and IN FRONT of everyone!

    God love them!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, buddy. You're comment made me HOWL!

    Have a SUPER weekend!

    X to you and Miss Cindy!

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  23. are you sure those two weren't sumo wrestlers or were they in fact trying to do the deed. hmm, i better not go look again.

    nose picker in public. i don't know why people do that. it's like when they stick their finger in their nose they think they become invisible or something. not! my boss picks his nose and his finger gets so wedged up in his nose that we once found his digit on a milk carton under the title: missing.

    and the funny thing about gas, you can hold it in all day and no one will come around you but the minute you let it out, people want to ask you something and appear out of no where. one would think they can toot in private, but no. all day no one wants to talk to you but pass gas and they come out of the carpet. and they know you're the culprit. not that that has happened to me, i'm just saying. :)

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  24. Hey there V girl~

    "are you sure those two weren't sumo wrestlers or were they in fact trying to do the deed. hmm, i better not go look again."

    Bwhahahahahhahaha! HILARIOUS! Yes indeed, they DO look like a couple of SUMO wrestlers!

    "my boss picks his nose and his finger gets so wedged up in his nose that we once found his digit on a milk carton under the title: missing."

    Bwhahahahahhahaha! That made me SPEW my morning coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG...I LOVE your sense of humor!

    "and the funny thing about gas, you can hold it in all day and no one will come around you but the minute you let it out, people want to ask you something and appear out of no where."

    Bwhahahahahahhaa! Ain't that the TRUTH??? And it's funny you mentioned that because every time I needed to let one go, one of my co-workers would inevitably walk near me and I'd said, "STAND BACK AND DON'T COME ANY CLOSER, PLEASE!"

    HAHAHHAHAHAAHA!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, girl. And thanks for the GREAT morning laughs! Enjoy your weekend!

    X,
    The Gas Man

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  25. You're right, if he was picking his nose in public he deserved to have his photo snapped! I don't want to worry you but wind (gas) becomes an even worse problem the older you get whether you eat lentils or not!!!! :0

    Love the squirrel video. LOL

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  26. Ron, reading the comments here were as funny as the post itself.

    I agree with ladyV, why is it that the minute you let one out, people appear out of nowhere and want to ask you something? WHY?? And that always seems to happen.

    And as far as boogie picking goes, I can't tell you how many times I'll be stopped at a red light and look at the car next to mine, only to spot someone picking their nose as if they're trying to get the prize out of a Cracker Jack box!

    Great video of squirrelie foreplay!

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  27. Helloooooooooo Pearl~

    "You're right, if he was picking his nose in public he deserved to have his photo snapped!"

    AMEN!

    "I don't want to worry you but wind (gas) becomes an even worse problem the older you get whether you eat lentils or not!!!!"

    Oh dear god, please don't tell me that! But I think you're right because I DO seem to be getting MORE windy with age. Oy vey!

    Thanks so much for stopping by, m'dear! Welcome back! I can't wait to read all about your U.S. trip!

    Have a super weekend!
    X

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  28. Hiya Robert~

    "Ron, reading the comments here were as funny as the post itself."

    I TOTALLY agree! Aren't the comments freakin' HILARIOUS?????

    "I can't tell you how many times I'll be stopped at a red light and look at the car next to mine, only to spot someone picking their nose as if they're trying to get the prize out of a Cracker Jack box!"

    Bwhahahahahhaahhaha! You are sooooooo right! When I still had a car and drove, I use to see the same thing - especially in the morning!

    Always great seeing ya, bud! Thanks for stopping by.

    Have a super weekend.

    X

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  29. Hi Ronnie,
    Greetings from New brunswick! We just arrived here this afternoon(with the rain!)
    You have been suffering, I can see that. I have had the same type of intestinal cramps before and yes, one is bended in pain!! OGM, that soup has an unfortuante side effect with you. Now you know,babe! Cross that off your shopping list next Time. Oh yes, lucky you work with perfumes

    You shared about your "toots". In France we call them "prouts" (prononced "proot". You learned a New one today!!

    Take care and we will stay in touch xox

    Barb

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  30. *waving from Philly*

    Helloooooooooooooooo Barb!!!!!!

    OMG...I was happy and excited to see your comment! Thank you so much for taking the time to stop by and say Hi from New Brunswick!!!!

    "OGM, that soup has an unfortuante side effect with you. Now you know,babe! Cross that off your shopping list next Time."

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! You bet! In fact, I have NO intention of eating the second can!

    "You shared about your "toots". In France we call them "prouts" (prononced "proot". You learned a New one today!!"

    Thanks for letting me know that because the next time I toot, I'll telling everyone, "Hey...I just did a PROUT!"

    Bwhahahahahahhaha!

    Hope you and D are having a faaaaaaaabulous time on your vacation. I can't wait to read all about it when you return. And also view your PHOTOS!!!

    Sending ya a BIG hug from Philly....

    ((((((((((((((( Barb ))))))))))))))))

    Talk to ya later, my friend!

    X to you and D!

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  31. Hilarious stuff! I have a friend who refuses to check out library books because she told me one time she found a big booger in one! Now I have to break he news that B &N is no better!

    And I refuse to believe those cute squirrels are doing the nasty! They are just children playing, Ron!

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  32. Hey there Bijoux~

    "I have a friend who refuses to check out library books because she told me one time she found a big booger in one!"

    OMG...that made me HOWL! HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!! And why am I NOT surprised she found a boogie in a library book?

    "Now I have to break he news that B &N is no better!"

    Bwhahahahahahhaha!

    "And I refuse to believe those cute squirrels are doing the nasty! They are just children playing, Ron!"

    You're right, they are just children PLAYING the nasty.

    Bwhahahahahahahaha!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, my friend. Hope you're having a super weekend!

    X

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  33. Do NOT. I repeat...do NOT eat the Lentil Soup!! Give it away...THROW it away!!! NOT a good idea to eat Lentil Soup. Just so you know...this post did not paint a pretty picture.

    QUICK...post something ELSE!!!

    Please.
    xo
    Jeanne

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  34. In other news...I ADORE Fall...Autumn...the sights, the sounds, the smells...love it all. We have had such warm weather, but there is a freeze warning here for tonight so I suspect we will see some major color changes in the next couple of days! Have a great Sunday Ron!!
    xo
    Jeanne

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  35. Helloooooooo Jeanne~

    "Do NOT. I repeat...do NOT eat the Lentil Soup!! Give it away...THROW it away!!! NOT a good idea to eat Lentil Soup."

    HA! Yes, I have not and WILL not eat the second can because I can't go through that GASSINESS again - OY!

    "Just so you know...this post did not paint a pretty picture.

    QUICK...post something ELSE!!!"

    Bwhahahahhhahaha! Okay, I promise! Monday I'll post something MORE pretty!

    Always FAB to see ya, dear lady! Hope you're having a spectacular weekend!

    Much X to you and the girlz!

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  36. ".I ADORE Fall...Autumn...the sights, the sounds, the smells...love it all."

    Yaaaaaaaaaay! You love fall too???? Isn't it faaaaabulous?

    "We have had such warm weather, but there is a freeze warning here for tonight so I suspect we will see some major color changes in the next couple of days!"

    Oooooo...I hope we get a freeze here too, I would love it! I am so ready for some cold weather after all the heat.

    Have a great Sunday too!

    xo

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  37. Dianne WilsonSeptember 16, 2012

    LOVE the video
    it made me laugh when a bird would suddenly fly across the scene
    and the woman on the left seems to be trying not to watch
    priceless

    enjoy the day sweetie
    it's glorious

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  38. Gooooood morning Lady Dianne~

    "it made me laugh when a bird would suddenly fly across the scene
    and the woman on the left seems to be trying not to watch
    priceless"

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Ya know, I never even noticed that so I had to back and watch the video again. Good eye you have!

    "enjoy the day sweetie
    it's glorious"

    Thank you, and you too! Hasn't this weather be faaaaaabulous?

    Thanks for stopping by, dear lady!

    X to you and the gang!

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  39. Donna Summers was definitely the best choice!

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  40. Thanks bud, I think so too!

    Have a great Sunday!

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  41. OMG Ron. You slay me. LMAO here. This is quite a hodgepodge of bodily issues you have here. Well done, my friend. And, autumn? Come on over here and sit down next to me. I'm LOVING this! And if you guys wanna get together again in fall, let me know. I would love to walk around the city with a cool breeze in my curly hair. My knees will hold out b/c I got the cortisone shots. So you won't have to summons a wheelchair for me, like we almost had to do last time. Anyway, enjoy the temps, my fall-loving friend!

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  42. *waving from Center City*

    Helloooooooooo Kathy! FAB to see ya, girl! I've been thinking about you lately and wondering how everything is going with your mother. I hope all is well...x

    "This is quite a hodgepodge of bodily issues you have here."

    Tee, hee...aren't I a silly man?

    "And, autumn? Come on over here and sit down next to me. I'm LOVING this!"

    Yes, I know you are! And I thought of you this week; knowing you're just excited as I am to have this sudden drop in temperature. Isn't it freakin' AWESOME?

    "And if you guys wanna get together again in fall, let me know. I would love to walk around the city with a cool breeze in my curly hair. My knees will hold out b/c I got the cortisone shots."

    ABSOLUTELY! I would love to get together with you ladies sometime this fall. As long as we can do it before Black Friday in November that would be great, because after that I'm gonna be swamped with hours.

    Let's try to all touch base soon and see if we can work it out.

    Thanks so much for stopping by, my fall-loving friend!

    Have a great week!
    X

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  43. Herman TurnipSeptember 16, 2012

    " I felt like I was having LABOR contractions that were five seconds apart."

    Bwahahaha! Heh...man, that's rich. And yes, I'm sure we've all been there. For me it's the deli's egg salad sandwich that hits me hard. Lord help me, but I love these things, and the nice Italian family that owns the joint knows me by name, so I can't not go...ya know?

    Maybe we should invest in some BeanO?

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  44. Howdy Herman~

    And I swear to god....that's exactly what it felt like....LABOR contractions!

    "For me it's the deli's egg salad sandwich that hits me hard. Lord help me, but I love these things."

    Yes! I've had the same thing happen to me sometimes when I eat anything with eggs! But oh....I ADORE egg salad sandwiches!

    "Maybe we should invest in some BeanO?"

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! Yup...I think you're right!

    Thanks sooooooooo much for stopping by because I know you and Karin are on your vacation, so I really appreciate that!

    Hope you guys are having and AWESOME time! Have a great time on your hike!

    X to you, Karin, and Mr. Tyler!

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  45. I'm so excited about FALL coming! YES, OH GOD YES, you can feel it and it's wonderful! I love ALL the seasons, but as one is ending and another approaching I get that good feeling. With each one, by the time we're full into it, I'm starting to yearn for the next one. Fall really is my favorite though.
    We've got our cafe characters over here too. One of the regulars hums alot. You can hear her sometimes before you see her. Another one who I haven't seen in a long time used to bring a knitted blanket. She'd put her legs up on a chair and then cover them with the blanket. Hey, I guess us regulars feel that we can get comfy. I'm the one who doesn't get sugar in my drink but then stuffs about 10 packs of Sugar in the Raw into my purse so I can use it at home. And I write on napkins ... notes, websites, quick recipes, etc.
    I haven't had lentil soup in awhile but am sure it would do the same thing to me. ;)
    Love the squirrels doing their thing to the DS music. Love that song!

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  46. *waving from Philly*

    Hiya Mary!

    Oh, aren't ya just LOVING this shift into fall???? Especially after our HORRENDOUS summer heat!

    " but as one is ending and another approaching I get that good feeling. With each one, by the time we're full into it, I'm starting to yearn for the next one."

    Ditto! I love that too! And that's what I missed when I lived in Florida - as each season moves into the next one. In Florida, you do get season changes, but not as dramatic as here in the north east.

    "We've got our cafe characters over here too. One of the regulars hums alot."

    I bet! And it's so funny because I often think of you when I go to the B&N on Rittenhouse because I know you've been to that one when you and hubby come into Philly.

    "I'm the one who doesn't get sugar in my drink but then stuffs about 10 packs of Sugar in the Raw into my purse so I can use it at home."

    Bwhahahahahahhahaha! OMG...I DO THE SAME THING!!! Mainly, I take a handful of napkins every single time I go into a Starbucks. I haven't bought a napkin in THREE years because I just take them from there! And don't care either, because considering all the coffee and food I've purchased over the years, they OWE it to me - HA!

    "Love the squirrels doing their thing to the DS music. Love that song!"

    Thank you. I had so much fun putting that video together. I took it in Washington Square Park in Society Hill. I love that park!

    Thanks a bunch for stopping by, neighbor! Hope you enjoyed a MARVI weekend!

    X

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  47. Real funny post. The bogey thing makes me feel sick, but it seems to be a world wide problem with people everywhere just picking their nose and actually eating the contents they find. GROSS>

    Oh the beans. Don't tell me about it. If you want to light a fire (gas) eat the beans.

    Now the squirrels. How could you? voyeurism comes to mind here. You peeping Tom you......

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  48. Greetings Rum Punch Drunk~

    Welcome! Thanks for stopping by and sharing a comment. Nice to meet you!

    "The bogey thing makes me feel sick, but it seems to be a world wide problem with people everywhere just picking their nose and actually eating the contents they find. GROSS>"

    Yes, I think you're right about that because I've seen that myself!

    "Oh the beans. Don't tell me about it. If you want to light a fire (gas) eat the beans."

    Bwhahahahahahahaha! OMG...that made me HOWL!

    "Now the squirrels. How could you? voyeurism comes to mind here. You peeping Tom you......"

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA! I know...aren't I terrible? It was so ironic that I happened to be sitting there on a park bench when the two of them decided to "do it" in FULL view.

    Again, thank you for stopping by. And thanks for your comment, it made me laugh!

    Enjoy the rest of your week!

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