My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
I know you are all going to have heart attacks that I'm sharing my first recipe post on this blog in 8 years, because you're well aware of my utter lack of zest and talent when it comes to the kitchen and cooking.
And I know that my brother, Tom (who is a professional chef), is especially going to have a heart attack because for the first time in 8 years, he's going to think that he landed on the WRONG blog.
However, I wanted to prove to you and Tom that just because I don't cook, I do know how to prepare food so that I don't starve to death.
Today I would like to share two recipes at which I excel. And the only reason I excel at them is because a 3-year-old child wearing a blindfold with his hands tied behind his back could prepare them.
#1 Recipe: Pizza
Ingredients:
*Garlic Naan
*Grated Parmesan/Romano Cheese
*Marinara Sauce
*Sliced Black Olives
*Olive Oil
*1 Roma tomato
*Basil
Directions:
Just jumble them all together and bake for 10 minutes. And VIOLA...a pizza!
You can also pair it with a side salad...
Eat and enjoy!
Now this next recipe is slightly more challenging, but try and stay with me as I explain.
#2 Recipe: Cereal
Ingredients:
*A bowl and spoon
*A box of your favorite cereal
*One banana
*Milk (not pictured)
Directions (read very carefully):
Just toss them into the bowl and pour in milk. And VIOLA...cereal!
Eat and enjoy!
Bon appetit, y'all!
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#2 Recipe: Cereal
Ingredients:
*A bowl and spoon
*A box of your favorite cereal
*One banana
*Milk (not pictured)
Directions (read very carefully):
Just toss them into the bowl and pour in milk. And VIOLA...cereal!
Eat and enjoy!
And yes, I know you're probably overwhelmed with these two very advanced recipes (ha!) but don't worry, because if I can do them, you can too!
Oh, and by the way, I've decided to go professional and print my own business cards.
What do you think?....
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