My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
I would like to share with you one of the most bazaar things that happened to me the other day.Apparently, I need to start wearing my reading glasses full-time now and have them strung around my neck with one of those tacky eyeglass-chain-things or perhaps even Velcro them to my ears.
I’ve noticed that my eyesight has gotten progressively weaker in the last year. I only use a 150 strength reading lens, however, I’m thinking of maybe upgrading to a TELESCOPE lens.
One day last week while I was getting ready to shave my face, I grabbed what I thought was a can of foaming shave cream from the medicine cabinet.
I proceeding to do what I normally do before applying it to my face - I shook the can to make it nice and fluffy when it came out of the dispenser.
Shake…shake…shake….
I then proceeded to press the dispenser button, allowing the rich foamy lather to fill up my hand…
However, what came out…was pure liquid.
I’m thinking, “What the HELL???”
Again, shake…shake…shake…
I pressed the dispenser button and again…out came liquid.
I have no idea what made me take a closer at the can, but when I did I saw the most attractive words I’ve ever read…
Athlete’s Foot Liquid Spray
Yes…isn’t that marvelous?
And can you imagine if I had accidentally put that shit on my face?
Wait...on second thought…it probably would have been a very good preventative medicine for all those "kinky" sex parties I go to…
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