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Ok…so you’re going to have to guess…

One day last month, one of my blogger friends here at Vent, sent me something very special in the mail.

Knowing my love of trolls, this person sent me my very own Cheerleader Troll, who I decided to name Nikki.

And being the sick, demented creature that I am, I decided to share some photos I captured of Nikki, while she was stripping at a proctologists convention here in Philly, one evening last week.

Now please excuse the blurriness in some of these photos, but I just recently purchased a cheap piece of CRAP digital camera, that I got at a local drug store on sale.

(you get what you pay for, right?)

Oh well….I’ll upgrade later.

WARNING: If troll nudity frightens or offends you, please close your eyes immediately.

Anyway…heeeeeeres NIKKI!


She begins slowly, feeling the rhythm of the music pulsating within her veins. She’s a little nervous, but those five martinis she had before the show, begin to loosen her up. And then suddenly….


...she turns around and moons the audience - giving them a tease. The crowd begins to hoot….WOO! WOO! WOO!….this gets Nikki going, so she does a quick spin….


...giving the audience a peek at her fresh Brazilian wax. The audience goes INSANE…banging on the tables and stomping their feet, screaming, “NIKKI!…NIKKI!…NIKKI!” And with one flick of her wrist….


...she rips off her blouse, exposing her voluptuous chest. The crowd goes WILD with LUST. And finally…she can hold back no longer and goes for the kill….


…she tears off her skirt and shows it ALL!
Total pandemonium breaks loose, and the security guards have to hold back the crowd, as they try to get up on stage with Nikki and touch her.
As a farewell gesture, Nikki throws her skirt into air, but unfortunately….


…it lands on her head, making her look like a complete rectum.

(but the proctologists understood)



*Nikki is currently available for stripping at: conventions, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties (Nikki swings both ways), retirement parties, and any other party you would like to see a troll strip.


*For fees and availability, contact Nikki at: 1-800-THE-TROL



P.S. And thank you, Nitebyrd!