My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
This was actually a post that I first intended to write for my other blog, where I review and share some great finds that I’ve come across.
However after thinking about it, and realizing that it would also work as post for Vent, I decided to share it on both blogs.
(however the other post will be SLIGHTLY edited)
About four years ago, I had the wonderful experience of representing the cosmetic company, NARS.
NARS was created by the talented and gifted artist and photographer, François Nars.
Before I started with the company, I had heard countless stories about one of the infamous blushes within the color collection called, Orgasm.
Orgasm is one of those blushes, that basically goes with every woman’s skin tone.
It’s a perfect combination of the peach and pink palettes, so that it adjusts to whoever is wearing it.
Even for women of color, it can be used as a wonderful highlight; giving the skin a soft and subtle glow.
Orgasm looks absolutely natural.
(just like an orgasm!)
It truly is one of the best and most adaptable blushes on the market.
Anyway…I remember my first experience dealing with the name ORGASM.
I had only been with the company a few weeks, when one day, during a massive lunch-hour shopping rush, a woman ran up to the counter totally out of breath and in a tizzy.
When I walked around to the front of the counter and asked if she needed any help, without even thinking, she suddenly blurted out…..
“Yes, PLEASE…I’m in a MAJOR hurry because I’m on my lunch break, so I need you to give an orgasm FAST!!
And without skipping a beat, I said to her, “Ok, ma'am…I’ll try and give you one as FAST as I possibly can.”
Suddenly…the two of us looked at one another and simultaneously burst into laughter.
She said, “Oh. My. God…I am so TOTALLY embarrassed…”
I continued laughing and said, “Oh please…no need to be embarrassed, it’s the best laugh I’ve had all week!”
“Oh, well…you DO know what I mean, don’t you?”
And I said, “Of course…Orgasm Blush. But right now it doesn’t look like you NEED any blush.”
So I quickly grabbed the product, rang it up and handed it to her saying, “I hope you were SATISFIED with my performance.”
She said, “Oh, yes…it was the BEST orgasm I’ve ever had!”
And as she walked away, I thought to myself, “What a wonderful job I have. To be able to give someone an ORGASM…whenever they ask for one….
*And you'll definitely want a cigarette after applying it.
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