My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
I sincerely think I was a squirrel in one of my past lives because…..
a) I identify with the speed in which they move.
2) They’re mischievous. And so am I.
c) Nuts are one of my favorite foods.
Not only do I enjoy their taste, but also I like nuts because they’re crunchy and I enjoy eating crunchy things.
There’s a very cool store here in Philly called, Nuts To You, and every time I walk by and see the sign, my filthy-dirty little mind can’t help but think of the word ‘nuts’ as gonads.
Yeah, I know, I’m a TYPICAL man - always thinking ‘down below.’
Nuts to You offers a wide variety of nuts which can be purchased in bulk. It’s a dream come true for anyone who enjoys nuts because you can get any type of nut possible.
I adore nuts.
(both real nuts and gonads)
Trust me ladies, the way to ANY man’s heart is not through food, but his NUTS.
Come on gentlemen, back me up on this one!
Anyway…..getting back to real nuts.
My favorite nuts are cashews and macadamias because I like their sweetness. I could literally eat them until they come out of my ears. I enjoy them alone, or mixing them into my salads, cereal, and yogurt.
Of course, cashews and macadamias are the most fattening, I know. But I don’t care because everyone is always telling me I’m too thin, and that I need to put some weight on my bones.
However, allow me to quote the late Duchess of Windsor: “You can never be too rich or too thin.”
So, there!
Ironically, I wish you could all see the amount of food I’m capable of ingesting when I sit down to a meal because you would be amazed. I eat like someone who hasn’t had a morsel food in over a year. I also enjoy grazing between my meals. At work, I’m forever munching on granola bars, bananas, or trail mix. I’m ALWAYS hungry. I’ve been this way my whole life.
Nuts are the perfect little snack to satisfy that hunger pang between lunch and dinner. They’re filling, yet won’t spoil a meal.
Nuts are the BOMB!
So, today, in honor of nuts, I would like to start a new holiday....
International Nut Day: A Celebration of Nuts.
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