My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
Being a passionate Italian, eating food is like having really great sex because if what you're munching on is REALLY good, orgasm is possible.
And by orgasm, I actually mean those physiological tingly sensations, and audible moaning and groaning sounds we often experience while gradually climbing to that sacred place of nirvana. Except, I figured a way to achieve this without ever having to take my clothes off.
Eating food for me is a sensual experience because it involves not only my physical senses, but my emotional and spiritual senses as well.
I LOVE to eat!
This summer I've discovered something very tasty, which is a delectable fusion of sweet and salty.
Often times when I’m not super hungry, but want a little something to nosh on either between meals or later in the evening while watching a movie, I will combine two of my favorite things: apples and peanut butter.
OMG….you haven’t LIVED until you’ve tried this.
It is truly one of life’s most simple, yet richest pleasures.
Here’s what you do….
Buy a bag of pre-sliced apples. I get mine at Trader Joe’s.
Also, buy a jar of peanut butter. Preferably the natural kind because it has a smoother and more sensual texture. I also get mine at Traders Joe’s. Warning: the natural kind can be a hassle because you have to really stir it well.
Begin, by dipping an apple slice into the peanut butter; making sure to get a big ol’ blob on it, like this.
Next, slowly place the slice into your mouth.
Take it gently and savor the moment because you’ll be tempted to rush.
At this point, you will begin to feel all those familiar sensations of carnal bliss. Take your time and allow yourself to build to climactic finish.
This is how you’ll know when you’ve achieved the big “O.”
Be very careful though, because you’ll undoubtedly have the urge to immediately pop another one into your mouth - it’s highly addictive.
It's nature at its BEST.
Caution: Just be sure to try this alone because you don’t want to end up looking like me….a sensual BUFFOON!
And by orgasm, I actually mean those physiological tingly sensations, and audible moaning and groaning sounds we often experience while gradually climbing to that sacred place of nirvana. Except, I figured a way to achieve this without ever having to take my clothes off.
Eating food for me is a sensual experience because it involves not only my physical senses, but my emotional and spiritual senses as well.
I LOVE to eat!
This summer I've discovered something very tasty, which is a delectable fusion of sweet and salty.
Often times when I’m not super hungry, but want a little something to nosh on either between meals or later in the evening while watching a movie, I will combine two of my favorite things: apples and peanut butter.
OMG….you haven’t LIVED until you’ve tried this.
It is truly one of life’s most simple, yet richest pleasures.
Here’s what you do….
Buy a bag of pre-sliced apples. I get mine at Trader Joe’s.
Also, buy a jar of peanut butter. Preferably the natural kind because it has a smoother and more sensual texture. I also get mine at Traders Joe’s. Warning: the natural kind can be a hassle because you have to really stir it well.
Begin, by dipping an apple slice into the peanut butter; making sure to get a big ol’ blob on it, like this.
Next, slowly place the slice into your mouth.
Take it gently and savor the moment because you’ll be tempted to rush.
At this point, you will begin to feel all those familiar sensations of carnal bliss. Take your time and allow yourself to build to climactic finish.
This is how you’ll know when you’ve achieved the big “O.”
Be very careful though, because you’ll undoubtedly have the urge to immediately pop another one into your mouth - it’s highly addictive.
So, if you’re looking for a cheap, but very rewarding orgasm….try apples and peanut butter!
It's nature at its BEST.
Caution: Just be sure to try this alone because you don’t want to end up looking like me….a sensual BUFFOON!
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