Monday, February 27, 2012

Losing My Erection Because Of An Anticlimactic Snow Encounter

I know that many of you have posted about the same thing concerning this season; therefore I can see that no matter where we live in the world, we’re ALL experiencing a similar bipolar winter.

One day it’s gray and freezing; looking as though it’s going to snow. Then the next day it’s sunny and 75 degrees; looking at people walk down the street wearing tank tops, shorts, butt cracks, and flip-flops.

I’m almost half tempted to place my winter coat and gloves in the back of my closet, and bring my beach umbrella and sand bucket up to the front. But I'm sure no sooner after I did that a nor’easter would suddenly hit.

Um….excuse me, but is it winter or summer? I really can't tell anymore.

For me being a winter lover, this particular season has been extremely frustrating.

Almost as frustrating as experiencing anticlimactic sex.

Just when I get to the point of achieving orgasm (a good winter snowfall), I lose it by having it turn into nothing more than a drizzly, lukewarm, half-baked, faked-you-out-climax.

And then suddenly my manhood falls into a limp spaghetti noodle.

NO SNOW.

I realize I’m very much alone in my feeling when it comes to winter, but if I’m going to experience winter, I would like some WHITE STUFF please.

And not just a few measly-looking flakes that last for ten seconds and then stops. No, some REAL snow. Like out of a Norman Rockwell painting.

Saturday morning, right before I got ready to go to work, I looked out my window and much to my delight saw it SNOWING. And snowing HEAVILY.

*doing the happy dance*

So I immediately grabbed my camera and took these photos…..



But by the time I uploaded them onto my computer (which took no more than TWO minutes), I turned to look out the window again, and saw this….



I stood there thinking to myself, “Okay, was it just snowing or what?” And if I hadn’t had the pictures to prove it, I would have thought I had just experienced a hallucination.

Here I was two minutes ago, getting all excited and ERECT about the snow.

But then suddenly everything went…..


*Note: For those of you who ARE having snow this winter, could you kindly send me some in a Styrofoam thermal container? I promise to reimburse you for the shipping. Thank you….x


UPDATE: I don't know what's going on with my blog right now and commenting, but it seems that Blogger and Disqus are having a technical conflict. And what's strange is that some of your comments are coming through, yet others are not. So if you have a problem leaving a comment, I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. Hopefully, this will work out soon. Thank you for your patience.

UPDATE 2: I fixed it. Thank you for your patience.