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Yes, it's been years since I shared a Hello Kitty post. If you've been reading my blog for as far back as 6 or 7 years ago, you know of my utter dislike for all things Hello Kitty. And if you haven't, you can read about it here, here and here.

As you are all well aware, I adore cats but can't stand the cutsey-utsey overkill of Hello Kitty.

Last weekend, I got an email from my nephew's wife, Grace, (Hi Grace!) in which she attached several photographs of Hello Kitty paraphernalia she found in the store Babies-R-Us. And the reason she sent them to me is because she's aware of how much I can't stand Hello Kitty (and neither can she) and thought that I would get a good laugh out of it. Which I did.

Here are some of the photographs she sent...


After I got Grace's email, I decided to surf the web and see if I could find anything new about Hello Kitty to add to this post.

And boy, did I ever find something new!

Are you ready for this?

Apparently, there is an airline who has an entire fleet of planes dedicated to Hello Kitty. It's called Hello Kitty Eva Air and was started back in 2013.

OH. MY. GOD. Cat you believe that?

I'm scared of flying as it is, but if I was forced to get on a HELLO KITTY plane, it would be my WORST flying nightmare!

Here, get a load of this...



Hello Kitty check-in machines
(It looks like the check-in area if I were to die and be sent to Hello Kitty Hell)


Exterior: Hello Kitty Plane
(I just about fell off my computer chair when I saw it)



Interior: Economy class


Business class 
(I wonder if each one of those seats has a built-in private litter box)


Hello Kitty flight attendant
(I'm wondering if she's serving little cups of milk to all the kitty passengers)


Flight meal
(notice the Hello Kitty butter pattie and the Hello Kitty-shaped carrot)
At this point if I were on the plane, I would start screaming, "NO! NO! NO MORE HELLO KITTY. GET ME OFF THIS FRIGGIN' PLANE. MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"

And lastly...


There is no escaping Hello Kitty on this plane; even in the bathrooms. Hello Kitty toilet paper, Hello Kitty hand soap, Hello Kitty lotion. And Hello Kitty vomit bags.

Excuse me, but I have to end this post right now. Because I suddenly feel the urge to projectile VOMIT.


Have a MEOW of a Monday, y'all!
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